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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 3, 2005 14:52:30 GMT -5
4. "Quigley! Harry! Olaf!" she screamed in delight but she had to choose one of them and she jumped on...
1. Olaf - Smothering him with kisses 2.Quigley- Hugging him and kicking Violet out of the way 3. Harry- making out with him on the ground...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 4, 2005 10:48:49 GMT -5
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"Ew, gross," Violet, who had suddenly come back to life, said. Suddenly, swooping down from the sky, came:
a) Lemony Snicket, to try and take care of the story. b) A random book charicter. c) Me, to do random things. d) You, to do random things. e) A supposedly dead Aunt Jo, who had suddenly become a daredevil stunt woman and therefore was no longer afraid of anything.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 4, 2005 11:41:15 GMT -5
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"Okay this is way way way wrong...I'll set you up with a plot line..." hits a pause button so hes the only one that can move. He picks up Esme and sets her so shes standing next to Olaf. she moved the three Baudelaires together and makes sure that they are all alive and being corned by Esme and Olaf. Quigley is moved off to the side and he pulls Isadora and Duncan through a plot hole and sets them next to Quigley. Then Lemony pulls out a microphone "Well Ladies an gentlemen it looks like the Baudelaires are Finlay trapped! Will the quagmires save them in time? Will Esme and Olaf get there fortune? We'll see after this commercial..' "Sudsy suds sudsy suds..." 1.He hits plays and the quagmires beat Esme and Olaf with Harry Potters body.. 2.the Baudeleaires have a claustrophobic attack and faint. 3.They all move to a nudist colony...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 5, 2005 11:44:30 GMT -5
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"Take that you evil.... thingies!" Isadora shouted. The Baudelaires stopped cringing in fear and looked at their friends. "Evil thingies?" Snicket inquired. "No, no, no, this is all wrong! Olaf's supposed to be up. Esme should be thrown in the corner. Violet should be...." Violet had had enough of the conversation and had paused Snicket with his own remote. "Violet, is that even possible?" Klaus asked. "Well," Violet explained. "Apparently so, because I just froze him." "Skreevo?" Sunny asked, which meant "What about them?" She pointed to the unconscious villains. "I dunno. Hey, let's go put 'em in jail!" The orphans cheered. "Wait," Quigley said, "How shall we get there?" "Well," Violet said, "I guess:
1) We have to walk there, dragging the bodies behind us. 2) I'll build a go-kart out of some of the ashy ruins and stick them in the back. 3) I'll get some sauce and stuff and we'll have a lunchion of Puttanesca before we leave. 4) I'll build jet-pack type thingies and we'll fly 'em there. 5) I'll build some sort of strange machine that will give us all superpowers and then we'll take 'em to jail. 6) We'll have lunch, then do one of the things previously mentioned.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 5, 2005 13:10:47 GMT -5
1 Violet sighed "it wont be that far. We can sing to pass time if we need too. Now girls grab Esme and the boys can carry Olaf...." she explained. they started dragging them down the street toward the jail. On the way they ran into Jerome! who was:
1. carrying a baby. 2.Holding a very very large card that said "Take me back Esme!'' on it. 3. wearing a bright purple suit. 4.juggling and riding a unicycle
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Aug 5, 2005 13:37:10 GMT -5
4 he then falls over and cracks his head open and dies immeaditly klaus sighs and lifts him onto his shoulder then
1)a pen hits klaus killing him 2)a bird poops on quigley and every runs around screaming including esme and olaf 3)lemony some how gets unpause and goes after them 4)mr poe drives by and shoots them all with a sub machine gun
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 6, 2005 10:57:46 GMT -5
1. Violet sighed. "I have seen my siblings die so many times today I have no affect from that...Lets keep going. She :
1.Kept dragging Esme along bumping her head on every pothole she could find. 2. Picked up the dead Klaus to carry him and lets the other girls carry Esme 3. Helps drag Olaf because he had started getting fat and the boys needed help.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 6, 2005 14:09:06 GMT -5
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As the orphans continued, Isadora suddenly stopped. "What is it?" asked Quigley. Isadora slowly turned to face him. "I suddenly feel like singing," she said, and burst into a rousing round of:
1) The Littlest Elf theme. 2) Twinkle Twinkle little star. 3) The Campfire song song. 4) The doom song.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 6, 2005 18:29:02 GMT -5
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They sang as they walked to the jail. when they got there the orphans stopped singing they were dismayed to see that the jail guard was:
a)The man with the beard but no hair b) Hooky c)Jerome, oddly enough. who would never put his wife in jail.
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Aug 6, 2005 19:44:00 GMT -5
b hooky smiled evilly and walked towards them but then violet killed him by 1.throwing a pen at him 2.bashing him with klaus's body 3.talking him to death 4.kicking him into a pit of snakes convinetly places a few feet behind him
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 8, 2005 14:34:30 GMT -5
4. Irony is fun.
He screamed and fell into the hole as Violet helped the Quagmires toss Olaf and Esme into the cell and locked the door. Suddenly:
1) Snicket returned via plothole. 2) Very Freaky Damsel showed up via plothole. 3) Harry Potter entered the scene via plothole, and asked Violet where he was.
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Aug 8, 2005 17:34:17 GMT -5
2 (lol) everyone screams in suprise the very freaky damsel 1.kill them with a flamethrower 2.also screams 3.faints 4.throws angry cats every where (sorry...i didnt know what else to put!)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 8, 2005 17:42:24 GMT -5
4. an angry cat flies through the jail bars where Esme and Olaf had just woken up. In a comic scene two cat hit them write in the face. When they fall Olaf spits out a mouth full of cat hair and Esme is coverd in scratches.the cage door was still open. they: 1.sit down on the benches and accept that they deserve to be there. 2.Violet pushes the door shut despite their protests. 3. Olaf yells tickle fight!
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 9, 2005 11:49:55 GMT -5
1. "Well scratches are very in" said esme "And cat fur tastes good" said olaf
A) Olaf gets a bowl of cat fur and starts eating it B) Violet comes in and tells them about the unrecorded events that happend which made her realise that she should be on the evil side C) Esme goes crazy and starts drinking olafs blood D) They sit quietly reflecting on their lives
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 9, 2005 19:54:53 GMT -5
4. Olaf wraps his arm around Esme and they: 1.start crying they have been doing wrong their whole lives 2. talk about the last time they were in jail. 3. decided they should go out fighting and throw cats at them.
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