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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 10, 2005 15:28:26 GMT -5
Hi everybody! ;D I'm glad ya came. See, I tried to make these other Choose-Your-Own adventures weird enough fer meh, but certain people made the stories fall flat on their faces and back into something that's halfway believable . [glow=red,2,300] IF YOU CAN'T THINK CRAZY, DON'T POST HERE ![/glow] If someone posts something that destroys the plot I will ignore that post since I can't delete it. However this is an ASOUE CYO so make sure at least one of the Bauds is alive at all times :)Now that we have that out of the way: The three Baudelaires are in a rubber raft going down a river of molten glass . All of the sudden... 1) They see an Octopus shaped Submarine several fathoms below. (It's glass can see the bottom) 2) The glass suddenly disappears and they fall into (Random ANYTHING i.e. computer game) 3) The glass hardens and they decide to to take a walk. P.S. NO PLOT RESTARTS!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 10, 2005 16:33:43 GMT -5
3. Suddenly they begin to slip and silde on it because:
1. They became coated in grease. 2. They became coated in banana peels. 3. They became coated in chocolate. ;D
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 10, 2005 17:14:51 GMT -5
(hehe)
3) Violet and Klaus look at each other, pounce, and start licking the other persons chocolate. Sunny turns the other way and says "Nolookright!" She then gasps because...
1) she sees Olaf cringing because Violet licking Klaus and vice versa wasn't what he intended with a chocolate bombardment. 2) she got a blast of Medusoid Mycelia. 3) The glass was beginning to melt, but they found it didn't burn them. 4) The Nautalis had surfaced in an area of non hardened glass.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 11, 2005 17:17:56 GMT -5
1. Olaf cringes so much that:
1. his face freezes that way. 2. Willy Wonka turned him into chocolate. 3. he accidentally dumped a load of chocolate on himself.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 12, 2005 12:05:13 GMT -5
2) Unfortunately this gave him the power to melt and harden at will. He melted himself and started to slide his way to the Bauds. Sunny turns...
1) and yells "Noumpgo!" which meant "Stop licking each other get out of here!" 2),and turns,and turns,and turns,and turnsin order to carve a tunnel in the glass. 3) into a giant bunny that loves Olaf flavored chocolate.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 13, 2005 9:22:16 GMT -5
2. They went through the tunnel and found:
1. six oompaloompas. 2. Augustus gloop, eating the chocolate Olaf. 3. Violet Bauregarde, who offers Violet Baudelaire gum.
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Post by Grace on Nov 13, 2005 9:42:59 GMT -5
1)
Yay oompaloompas! I was one for Halloween. Anyhoo, the Oompa Loompas sang a song and Violet shrieked, "Go away! [Goshdarn], nobody likes you!" She kicked one and it was never found again. Mrs. Jacob OompaLoompa was very disturbed. Then...
1) Mrs. Jacob OompaLoompa stormed in and... 2) ****KYLE**** appeared, and threw flowers in celebration. 3) Shaquille appeared and offered each a one on one.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 13, 2005 14:38:27 GMT -5
(WHO THE [-]E!_!_ IS KYLE!!!)
3) Sunny eats the ball (YUM!). The OompaLoompas attempt to ot get hit by the "Giant Orange Orb of Death". Klaus could tell you anything you wanted to know about basketball but he can't play worth a crap. Violet however invented several new shots that sent the ball off like a pinball and right through the hoop every time. Then she got a contract with the NBA and made boatloads of money overnight.
1) USE YOUR OWN BRAIN FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 14, 2005 13:47:49 GMT -5
1. The End.
"WAIT!" said lemony, "That ending is too happy!" he then:
1. Put them back in TBB. 2. dragged Olaf into the scene kicking and screaming because Olaf was afraid of oompa-loompas. 3. (You think of something.)
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 16, 2005 15:07:40 GMT -5
3) Lemony says "OK, Violet is still underage so all this money is just added to the Baudelaire fortune. Hows about if a... erm... uhh... (lightbulb moment) I've got it! A NUKE IS HEADING FOR THE STADIUM VIOLET IS AT!!! ;D Then it...
1) misses and hits the Patriots football stadium." (I'm a Panther fan) 2) goes to the stadium and... a) blows everything up" b) turns out to be a dud" 3) turns into a cabbage."
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Post by Grace on Nov 16, 2005 15:13:18 GMT -5
3) (Love the b bit, it's what I do as well. ;D)
"Nawwwwwwww!" Violet screamed. "Aw God!" She ran in circles, trying to find a way out, but there was one. "Cabbages!" She bellowed, her face contorting. Klaus then...
1) made out with her (ooc: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww...) 2) smacked her across the face a few times. 3) threw her out the window.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 16, 2005 16:05:55 GMT -5
NOT (1) (Grace, that is gross.)
2) (Oh, and I kinda meant the Nuke turned into a cabbage. Ah, well.) Anyway, a Nuke is heading towards the giant cabbage that the Bauds and Oompa-Loompas are trapped in. Violet...
1) starts a paintball match and the cabbage is Nuke-proof 2) makes the Nuke head back to wherever it came from
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Post by Grace on Nov 16, 2005 17:53:10 GMT -5
This is crazy, right? That's why you didn't pick it. At least I don't write those fanfix. They clog up Fearsome Fiction. 1) "I win!" Violet screams, sounding an awful lot like someone we know. "Carmelita!" Klaus says and Carmy steps out of Violet's body, ghost-like. "You did die!" "Nah." Carmy was no longer see thru. 1) "Ah [crap], she's alive." 2) "THE NUKE!" 3) "Oompa Loompa Dopadee Doo"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 17, 2005 16:49:44 GMT -5
3. I have got a puzzle for U. Oompaloompa doompadee dee, If u are wise U will listen to me. What do you do when...... GACK!
1. The oompaloompa suddenly has a heart attack. (poor thing.....) 2. Violet gets mad and chokes him. 3. (You think of something.)
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Post by Grace on Nov 17, 2005 16:57:38 GMT -5
2) (Note: that's what sunny says in bk1 when they see poe.)
"[darn] oompa loompas! ruining my fun!" "stop!" came a voice. "in the name of looove!" "aw god." klaus said. it's...
1) michael jackson 2) britney spears 3) christina aguilera
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