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Post by Bellatree on Dec 20, 2005 21:35:44 GMT -5
3. The Baudelaire Orphans ran up the stairs, screaming along the way. All of a sudden, they stopped. It was the hook-handed man! Aka FERNALD!
The Baudelaires 1. Say "Hi Ferny, how're those hooks working out for you?" 2. See Fiona behind her brother 3. Scream 4. 1+2
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Post by Grace on Dec 21, 2005 20:13:03 GMT -5
2 Suddenly Bob Hoskins appeared, did a jig with Violet and Klaus before scampering off to go wreak havoc with Elton John. Anyway... Fiona said, "It's always been my lifelong dream to..." 1) get a sex change 2) try out for American Idol3) do a Christmas dance 4) become a Naive American (lol)
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Post by Bellatree on Dec 21, 2005 23:58:30 GMT -5
2. "I've always wanted to try out for American Idol" Said Fiona "Hello to you too" Klaus replied, and looked uneasily at Violet. "Wanna hear me sing?" Fiona battered her eyelids. "Sure." Fiona: 1.Was okay at singing 2.Had the most horrible singing vioce ever! 3.Had such a good voice that you think she'll WIN american Idol, and you wonder why she's been hiding behind those triangle glasses all this time. 4.Practically screams when she sings.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 23, 2005 16:53:01 GMT -5
1, but not good enough to win American Idol. Simon (I always hated that jerk) boos her offstage, and Fiona: 1. pokes him. hard. 2. pokes him. hard. WITH A CHAINSAW!!!! 3. yells "WTFWTH I'M THE BESTEST SINGER HERE!!!!" then attacks him. the Baudelaires watch as Fiona rips Simon limb from limb.
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Post by Bellatree on Dec 23, 2005 21:55:52 GMT -5
2. Fiona pokes Simon, hard with a chainsaw! MUAHAHAHA!!! RETURN OF FIONA'S CHAINSAW MASSACRE!!! Fiona: 1.Burps, a little bubble floats out of her mouth and she instantly calms down 2.Continues her chainsaw massacre, her next victim is____ 3.Starts weeping 'coz she MURDERED someone! 4.Runs around in circles singing "I like aeroplane jelly, aeroplane jelly for meee!!!!" 5.Don't be lazy, you choose.
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Post by Grace on Dec 24, 2005 14:39:04 GMT -5
Quote: Ron Weasley BSam. Funnnyyy.
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"Who did this?!" Klaus screams maniacally. "WHOOO?! Look at me! Look at me!" He burst into tears and Violet... 1) signed him up for AA 2) signed him up for therapy 3) signed him up for a part in the musical RENT
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 24, 2005 15:46:43 GMT -5
3. Excpet that Esme was the leading lady, and it was really _________ disguised as RENT.
1. Phantom of the Opera. 2. Cats. 3. (some other musical, your choice.) 4. The Marvelous Marriage...... Musical?
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Post by Bellatree on Dec 27, 2005 4:21:33 GMT -5
2. Klaus was a cat in the production, he looked at his claws: 1. And pounced on Esme 2. Realized that they were foam. Darn. 3. And started licking the cranberry sauce off them.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 29, 2005 14:46:51 GMT -5
1. "Klaus you do know that those are made of foam, right?" Violet says from across the stage. 1. "Yes, but I do not care!" *pounces on Esme again* 2. "No dey ain't!" *Proceeds to shred Esme's dress* 3. "Really?" *Stares in awe at Violet as if he didn't know that*
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Post by twistedbrain on Dec 30, 2005 19:39:07 GMT -5
3 Violet proceeded to poke Fiona with one of Klaus's claws, only to realize: 1. They weren't foam. 2.They were made of peppermint. 3.Quigley's face was carved into it.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 31, 2005 17:31:32 GMT -5
1. They were cement. Violet, who still had a grudge against Fiona:
1. Lobbed it at her head. Fiona is unconsious. 2. 1, but the claw misses. 3. Pokes Fiona. hard. WITH A CHAINSAW!!!! ;D
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Dec 31, 2005 19:25:09 GMT -5
3) Unfortunately there isn't any chain. Fortunately they are staning on a balance beam over a lake of java. Suddenly...
1) the volcano erupts 2) someone pours in a bunch of creamer 3) same as 1) but a volcano is a lake of lava and this is a lake of java 4) 1&2 5) 2&3
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 2, 2006 1:14:49 GMT -5
1&2) The creamer soothes the coffee volcano, but the Baudelaires fall in anayway, resulting in:
1. Them being transported elsewhere. 2. Painful third degree burns. 3. The ghosts of their parents pulling them to safety.
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Post by Grace on Jan 4, 2006 16:55:19 GMT -5
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"Ehmagod! Mommy!" Violet shrieked, but soon they were merely falling, and perhaps it hadn't been their parents after all. After so much unluckiness, it was odd that they were falling into...
1) lava 2) water 3) a trampoline
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 5, 2006 18:04:40 GMT -5
3. They bounced so high that:
1. They could see all of Lemonyland! 2. They bounced into a parallel universe! 3. They bounced into (You choose a random place, and I DO mean random....)!
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