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Post by Grace on Dec 3, 2005 12:56:55 GMT -5
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"Hi guys!" Sunny shrieked, and tried to make out with DannyR before Hermione/Luna/Rita Skeeter/Bellatrix/Myrtle pushed her off. "Sunny and Danny!" Sunny screamed, and rollicked about on the floor, repeating the same mantra. Then--
1) Voldie appears and finishes ____ off. 2) Vololaf appears and finishes ____ off. 3) Olaf appears and finishes ____ off.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 4, 2005 9:34:49 GMT -5
1. Rita dies due to the Avada Kadavra curse. (I HATE that little *growl*) Voldie looks satisfied and:
1. breakdances. 2. Kills someone else. Boy was he on a roll today. 3. Runs around screaming like a maniac how he just illed Rita Skeeter, killing anyone who tries to stop him.
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Post by Grace on Dec 4, 2005 12:44:25 GMT -5
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"Calm down," Dr. Phil told him. "Breathe. Breathe. Br--" In extraordinarily annoying slow motion, Valdamar aimed Avada at Phil's chest, but Violet, Klaus, and Sunny ran in front, screaming, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" The outcome was...
a) it missed Violet but hit Klaus. b) missed Klaus, hit Sunny c) missed Sunny, hit Violet d) hit Violet+Sunny e) hit Violet+Klaus f) hit Sunny+Klaus g) hit Phil h) hit all three i) hit all of them
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 5, 2005 16:17:25 GMT -5
i. A La Harry Potter-esque prequel, the three siblings survive but Phil does not. Voldie dissappears, leaving _______ in the hallway alone with them.
1. Harry. 2. Dumbledore. 3. (You insert a random HP charicter here.)
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Post by Grace on Dec 5, 2005 16:51:58 GMT -5
i was actually Phil+Bauds, but w/e.
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"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" The fangirls shrieked,
1) grabbing Dumbledore 2) whispering a code in his ear, then grabbing him 3) smacking him across the face
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 5, 2005 17:18:28 GMT -5
3. "NOOOOO WAIT!!!!" yells:
1. J.K. Rowling, who realizes that this is all wrong. 2. Lemony, who walks in for some reason. 3. Both. They begin to fight for control of Potterverse.
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Post by Grace on Dec 5, 2005 17:54:32 GMT -5
3,000th post! Yzay! 3 "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "No, but it actually is mine!" "Yeah right! I wrote it and your NAME just made it sell! " Lemony said. The Baudelaires chose to believe.... a) JK b) Snicket c) Kit, who had just walked in
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Dec 9, 2005 14:07:22 GMT -5
c) Unfortunately she she had just been turned into a KITten. So thae..
L@$$O) Get bored and asault Jar Jar Binks ^&&!)Get boards and declare war against Barney and his allies the Telletubies.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 10, 2005 14:31:38 GMT -5
^&&!) "RAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yells Klaus, who now has a razor-sharp:
1. knife. 2. mace. 3. book.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Dec 15, 2005 18:03:33 GMT -5
1) Well, it's really more of a short sword. Anyway, he manages to slice off two of the tellitubies' antennae thingys cutting off their communication lines. Sunny then bites off Barny's head but it'sn't very effective as he didn't have a brain to begin with. The teletubbies and barney...
1) Start humping everthing in sight including themselves 2) Attack with mind melting baby talk 3) Rip themselves open and throw foam at everyone 4) Start doing all three
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Post by Melosa on Dec 15, 2005 19:54:52 GMT -5
2) michael jackson
Klaus whispers out fo the side of his mouth. "Everybody. Let's just get out here. That dude is SCARY!" Turns and runs for the door but slams into . . .
1) Bozo the clown 2) A giant hot dog 3) A herd of rampaging hamsters
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 16, 2005 20:49:45 GMT -5
2. The Buaudeliares find that they are hungry so they eat it. Suddenly:
1. They get zapped back to Snicketverse, but in Olaf's house. They are locked in. 2. Same as above, but OLAF'S THERE. 3. Same as above, but Olaf's there..... IN A SPANDEX SUIT AND A PINK TUTU.
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Post by Grace on Dec 18, 2005 10:05:31 GMT -5
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"Well well well." Olaf held up a gun. "I guess my zapping gun definitely helps." He replaced it for a regular gun and...
1) fired...(you decide) 2) held it to Klaus' head 3) cocked it. (excuse the expression)
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Dec 18, 2005 20:53:03 GMT -5
1) Colette. "You no longer work for me. Go away" said Olaf. Then...
1) Angry about losing her job Colette uses her contortionist powers to crush Olaf. 2) Olaf shoots the randomly appearing Wicked Witch of the West. 3) Someone big, green and smelly farts with the force of a Nuke.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 19, 2005 19:15:16 GMT -5
2. "I'm melting!!!!" she screams, then flops to the floor, very much dead.
"You're next," Olaf said, cocking the gun and aiming it straight at the baudelaires. They:
1. run screaming upstairs. 2. cower. 3. 1, then they see the hook-handed man and cower.
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