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Post by MambaduMal on Oct 11, 2003 23:47:31 GMT -5
Thanks everyone!!! ;D *loves getting praised* Your ideas were good ones, thanks! And swans... I'll see what I can do I'll post a little bit more tonight, just 'cause you're all online... My brain hurts, after this I think I'm going to bed... EDIT: I just realized that this bit isn't funny. Dang. Enjoy anyway.
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Post by MambaduMal on Oct 11, 2003 23:49:34 GMT -5
Ratings are down. Way down.
The E-Friends Staff has made some major executive decisions.
a) There will be tasks and competitions for the members to do. And confessionals. Hey, it worked for all the other reality shows…
b) There will now be Rice Krispie snacks in the vending machine in the Staff Room.
c) We have been hired by various advertising companies to advertise their products within the context of the show. It will, of course, not detract from the underlying meaning, although you will see many more brand names.
----8:58 AM----
The Targ sign has been accompanied by an unflattering little drawing.
----9:00 AM----
It is breakfast time in the Hotel Dining Room. There are pancakes and syrup, eggs and toast, cereal and sushi.
Chris and Alison are sitting at a table in the corner, adding every single condiment available to their cereal.
“Wheatie-Ohs. Part of a balanced breakfast.” Alison says blandly, apparently not enjoying our Executive Decision. The Staff will ask the audience to please not be alarmed if Alison dies in some freak accident.
“Let’s kick it up a notch…” Chris says, adding sushi to his Wheatie-Ohs.
----9:01 AM----
Chris’ creation has exploded.
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Post by Shaffuru! on Oct 11, 2003 23:53:48 GMT -5
Yay! Comedic genius!
*Looking forward to more episodes*
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Post by Freshie on Oct 12, 2003 2:31:12 GMT -5
haha..so funny!!..me laugh..a lot.. But what about ME?? i wanna be in it please..it'll make me feel cool and special and stuff..dont make me cry.*turns 2 swans* IM NOT CRYING! *ahem* anyway..please??
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Oct 12, 2003 8:51:08 GMT -5
*Grins wildly* That was great! *continues laughing*
Ahem...anyway, I loved that "Ratings are down..." bit...yay!
And...well, you know I love it! Yay!
*more praising*
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Post by MambaduMal on Oct 12, 2003 11:12:07 GMT -5
haha..so funny!!..me laugh..a lot.. But what about ME?? i wanna be in it please..it'll make me feel cool and special and stuff..dont make me cry.*turns 2 swans* IM NOT CRYING! *ahem* anyway..please?? I'm sorry! Of course you should be in it... Sadly, I don't know your name I meant to ask before...
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Oct 12, 2003 12:42:25 GMT -5
You should PM interview us, and then post all of what everyone said in the next episode... fun... funny.
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Post by Freshie on Oct 12, 2003 14:06:58 GMT -5
I'm sorry! Of course you should be in it... Sadly, I don't know your name I meant to ask before... The names Melissa ;D
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Post by negativenine on Oct 12, 2003 23:09:06 GMT -5
AH!!! I"M GONNA DIE! Don't kill me off... please? It's great, though, seriously. I think WE need those Rice Crispie Snacks™ if all we're getting is Wheatie O's and Sushi. YES! Interview people and try to embarrass them and stuff! Goody. ;D
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Post by Kobolos on Oct 13, 2003 7:45:10 GMT -5
That's nasty-- I don't look for "privacy" with twelve year olds. Besides wouldn't I be the type who wanted everything about me caught on camera? I mean hello! This is the Red Queen we're talking about I say it could be.. Pennyrole + Madame BSam + Mamba Klaus + Woe the Professor + Maryanne Colton + Ally DarkPhoenix + Neggie Tyler + Devilstongue Fancy midget + Sirius Isadora + that anime guy Pester + Goblin Klaus + a sandwich + Tyler a fish + Tyler I have no comment for the press, Pester's statement should be forthcoming.
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Oct 13, 2003 14:08:31 GMT -5
Oh, oh, oh and since this place is an island can you have Orlando Bloom (or someone of that quality) jump out of a helicopter, swim to shore, tear his shirt off and then have us make out on the beach? EXCUSE ME?!?! ORLI'S MINE!Love it, Lauren.
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Post by BSam on Oct 13, 2003 15:40:22 GMT -5
he could be both of yours, at the same time...
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Oct 15, 2003 10:34:58 GMT -5
I have no comment for the press, Pester's statement should be forthcoming. Donuts are yummy.
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Post by Pester on Oct 24, 2003 11:07:17 GMT -5
Aren't you going to finish this? Don't leave us hanging!
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Post by MambaduMal on Oct 24, 2003 14:31:41 GMT -5
Mamba Marie duMal Kiwi Midget will write some more as soon as her mother will get off the computer with all the saved stuff on it...
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