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Post by Shaffuru! on Oct 24, 2003 15:32:55 GMT -5
Yay! *Is looking forward to it*
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Post by Colton on Oct 24, 2003 23:08:02 GMT -5
HAHAHA oh my God, that was great!
" Colton+Ally "
HAHAHAHA... ahem...stalkers forever!
has Targ' seen this?
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Oct 24, 2003 23:09:13 GMT -5
I dunno. Probably. *waits impatiently for Lauren to update*
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Post by Madameistwiddlingherthumbs on Oct 25, 2003 22:34:04 GMT -5
*is also waiting impatiantly* Please...please...hurry...will...die...from...lack...of...update...soon....*gasp*
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Post by Colton on Oct 26, 2003 1:04:20 GMT -5
* is also waiting* *but is willing to be patient knowing art takes time*
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Post by MambaduMal on Nov 30, 2003 16:15:11 GMT -5
I got good news and bad news.
BAD NEWS: I have not been working AT ALL on E-Friends, like I should have been. I'm very lazy and I just can't bring myself to do it...
You may all shout obscenities at me now.
*pauses for obscenities*
GOOD NEWS: MadameViolet/Aurora/Kate has written some, using the same style as I did. I should have posted this sooner... but it's good, so here it is! ;D
8:05 am
Camera five springs to life as Lauren walks on stage and surveys the crowd of rabid Sandy Fangirls, whose eyes glitter in excitement and lack of sleep. And Chris, whose eyes are not yet visible.
"Hello Sandy Fangirls, and Chris, and welcome to the First Annual Sandy Appreciation Conference!"
Cheers arise from the Fangirls. Chris lets out a feeble "wOOt" and falls back asleep.
"Um…and now, without further ado, here's Sandy! (Sort of)"
Kate walks out from nowhere carrying a large Sandy Cardboard Cutout. The Fangirls cheer and rush the stage. Chris waves sleepily at the cardboard vampire hunter. Kate is brutally pushed to the side by the mob. The Staff wishes to stop now, as there is little more to this segment other than pushing, shoving, and cardboard hugging. And a little sleeping.
9:16 am
The cord to Camera One is cut. Again. The Staff considers sending some one to guard it for the duration of the show, but then realize they then wouldn't have enough people to play Calvinball. More duct tape is applied. Along with a mousetrap. The Staff assures the viewer that the cord will not-CAN NOT-be cut again.
9:57 am
The Staff is saddened to admit camera one's cord is cut.
10:15
Kate is thrust into the new confession room. The following is a transcript of what occurred, as there is no videotape. It was eaten by one of the native's goats. The Staff refuses to acknowledge how the goats got into the control room, mentioning only something about muffins and silly putty.
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Kate- *silent* Staff (over a conveniently placed intercom)- Welcome to the confession room…um...confess…something. Kate- *silence* Staff- Don't you have anything to say? Kate- Didn't this used to be Tyler's room? Staff- Yeah, we moved him into the lobster tank. Thought he'd be more at home. But anyway, don't YOU have any confessions? Kate- About what? What do you want me to confess? Staff- Well, some feelings. Kate- Of boredom? Staff- Don't you have any romantic feelings for anyone here? Kate- Um…why would you expect me to tell you, of all people, a menacing entity whom I cannot see? Staff- Ok…well, do you hate anyone? Kate- Do you really want me to answer that? Staff- I guess not. Have you done anything you regret lately? Kate- Um…I guess I forgot to get a juice this morning at breakfast… Staff- NO! Have you betrayed anyone? Kate- What? Staff- Started any rumors? Committed any crimes? Kate- What? Staff- Don't play dumb…you must have done something… Kate- Oh…ok…I…I…IT WAS ME! I did it! I took the extra sugar packet at breakfast this morning! Are you happy now? You vile creature or creatures… Staff- *groans* Ugh…nevermind. You can leave. Just…go.
Noon-ish
Lunch time at the Hotel Bratwurst. Various people are sitting in various groups at various tables eating various things and having various conversations. Suddenly, The Staff, having confiscated Kate's 'Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too' CD, start playing the aforementioned CD over the intercom, presumably to test the strength of the members of 667 Dark Avenue.
"There's something about you….tears me inside out whenever you're around…" sings Gregg Alexander over some funky New Radicals music. The members of 667 Dark Avenue are confused and awfully disturbed, though a few members get up and dance around. Mainly Melissa.
"What crap is this?" mumble a few people between bites of the tuna and bratwurst sandwiches provided. The Staff is uncertain as to whether they are referring to the music or the food. Kate, who, as usual, has her headphones on as loud as possible, notices none of this and is still off in her own happy Magnetic Fields world, bopping her head and occasionally finding the time to mouth "Dying all day in thousands of little ways, dancing alone and drinking a lot…".
Sam and Lauren exchange a 'look', roll their eyes and resume with their conversation. Other parties who shall remain nameless instead faint against the wall and clutch their heads.
Alison would also like to remind you all that Greasy's Potato Chips are the best brand out today. 'So greasy, they'll slip down your throat and bring up your cholesterol!'
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Nov 30, 2003 16:34:01 GMT -5
Meh...it was more of a E-Friends fan fic than a continuation...you needn't have posted it...ah well.
*hopes for Lauren to write more* Hee
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Post by Freshie on Nov 30, 2003 16:34:27 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats sooo like me! I dance in my Math Class every other class, why? dont know..hmm. i should dance now! *dances*....*trips over chair* i'm....Ok!
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Post by pennyroyal on Nov 30, 2003 23:10:50 GMT -5
*lets out a feeble "wOOt" and falls back to sleep*
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Post by Shaffuru! on Dec 1, 2003 17:03:56 GMT -5
Hahahaha! Funny goodness! That was excellent, Kate... just like Mamba used to make! *Glances at Lauren... HINT HINT*
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Post by Colton on Dec 4, 2003 1:00:32 GMT -5
hmm... im not in it.... lol... but it was pretty good1 i liked it. *eats potato chips and dies of heart attack*
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 9, 2004 15:13:21 GMT -5
Haha!! This rocks! But do you know what should happen? They should bring me in as a surprise!!
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Post by Colton on Feb 10, 2004 4:03:50 GMT -5
well, now, Spoilage Cost, it won't be much of a surprise now that you have said it, now will it? oh yeah,and I think this has come to a sad, but true, end..
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Post by esmesqualor3 on Feb 10, 2004 13:08:08 GMT -5
This is so cool. You have total talent.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 10, 2004 13:51:23 GMT -5
Carry On. And I don't blame you for not including me...I was a new member when this began.
Escapologist-Spoilige Cost.
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