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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Aug 1, 2008 22:08:45 GMT -5
fhhhffgghghhfjg
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Post by Charles Vane on Aug 1, 2008 22:17:42 GMT -5
gskfghksjjgkshj AWESOME.
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Post by raoawr on Aug 1, 2008 22:22:35 GMT -5
I LOVE THIS!!! what a glorious victory!
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Post by Libitina on Aug 1, 2008 22:30:28 GMT -5
I haven't been reading it, but I'll read the rest since you're a great talent like Cindy McCain.
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Post by Shelly on Aug 2, 2008 0:43:58 GMT -5
We actually call shrimp prawns.
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Post by BSam on Aug 2, 2008 1:44:52 GMT -5
Then she lifted him over her head and threw him off the mobile home. Just how strong are you Charlotte? I am quite the fatty. Also, that was totally expected.
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Post by Hermedy on Aug 2, 2008 8:56:06 GMT -5
I haven't been reading it, but I'll read the rest since you're a great talent like Cindy McCain. *faints* Also this is a great installment in a great series.
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Post by Dear Dairy on Aug 12, 2008 18:27:16 GMT -5
It's good to see this continue! I thought for a while it had been forgotten, like "BSam Dies in the End."
Sorry about your loss, BSam. I was cheering for you!
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Post by Charles Vane on Aug 12, 2008 18:49:46 GMT -5
Look just because you two are dating or are making weird sexual remarks towards each other doesnt mean you have to be a team squad hater. The team squad only wants to be your friend, Didi. Take a chance on us.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Aug 12, 2008 23:37:45 GMT -5
Hey, this needs an update.
The next one is the Goblins and Intellectuals. No idea who'll win, but it sounds like it'll be awesome.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Aug 13, 2008 11:41:37 GMT -5
I want more. I haven't been reading it, but I'll read the rest since you're a great talent like Cindy McCain. I'm not sure I would someone, whose accomplishment is marrying an old man, a great talent. Willis shows far more talent than Cindy, as do most people.
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Post by Sixteen on Sept 18, 2008 7:54:35 GMT -5
Please write more.
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Post by Charles Vane on Sept 18, 2008 16:13:21 GMT -5
Please do what Sixteen says.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2008 13:49:02 GMT -5
Round 2 - Match 2
Dante and Antenora stood together on the top of Mount Fraught, looking down the steep slope. They embraced, and then mundanely kissed each other. Amber and Ennui walked up from behind, politely waiting until the two love birds were through. They had the scouting reports on the Goblins, which they studied meticulously. Just as they finished, the much more energetic Kobolos, J, Shruti and Alice showed up, and trashed talked the Intellectuals. The intellectuals grew flustered, not knowing what to say, because they didn’t use swear words.
“Today’s match will be a little different” said Daniel Handler. “You will be racing to the bottom of Mount Fraught on individual sleds. The first team to have all its members cross the finish line will win. You may use any means necessary to slow the other team down. Lemony Snicket is unable to be here because he is busy watching the entire first season of Gossip Girl on DVD.” Daniel Handler hands each of them a saucer shaped sled. The two teams huddled up to make some last minute strategies, then lined up with their sleds. “The race begins on the count of three” said Daniel Handler. “One, Two, THREE”
Kobolos jumped on the sled and started down the hill headfirst. Shruti and Alice followed him, and J cautiously got into her sled. Before she could get going, Ennui, pushed her into the snow as he passed her. She started crying, but got back into her sled after the other intellectuals passed her. Luckily J could go faster due to her weight. She caught up to the rest of her team just as they were planning an attack. They all took snowballs and threw them at Amber, who was the Intellectual’s most skilled sledder. It hit her in the face, washing off all her makeup. This made Charlotte very happy, and she cheered from the crowd. The intellectuals weren’t about to take this lying down, however. Dante grabbed a stick from a tree he passed and fashioned it into a bow and arrow. He aimed at Alice and shot her straight in the back. Alice fell out of her sled face first into the snow. Shruti thought fast and grabbed Alice into her own sled. This made it harder to steer, but wise, cool Shruti knew that if they went back to get Alice’s sled, they wouldn’t have a chance to win.
Kobolos was still in front of the rest of the racers, but Antenora was right behind him due to her Olympic level sledding skills. She was gaining on him, hoping to inspire her team by passing him. Right when she got beside him, Kobolos reached over and took a bit from the back of her neck. Antenora screamed, and slammed into a tree. Kobolos soared past the finish line, and waited for the rest of his team. An unconscious and bloody Antenoa rolled down the rest of the way and crossed the finish line as well.
Ennui and Amber were in a neck in neck race with Shruti and a passed out Alice, and so they decided to sabotage them. They each went to one side of them, then turned straight in at the same time to knock them off. Unfortunately, all this did was make them both lose their sled. Thinking quick. Amber took hold of Shruti’s sled with one hand and grabbed Ennui with the other. He had hit a rock as he fell off his sled, so he was now knocked out as well. All 4 of them were stacked on a round, one person sled. Shruti and Amber decided to work together and make more room in their sled by draggin Ennui and Amber behind the sled. They all crossed the finish line, then looked up to see how J and Dante were doing.
J and Dante were also neck and neck, but J was slowly passing Dante. Dante knew he had to move fast. He reached over and ripped off J’s arm. She fell out of her sled in pain, screaming and crying. Dante stood up on his sled and flew through the finish line, waving J’s arm in front of him in celebration. His team came over to him and lifted him over their head. Daniel Handler came over and declared “The Goblins are the Winners.” The Intellectuals looked over at him in shock, and he explained “Since J’s arm crossed the finish line before Dante did, she technically finished before him. Therefore, the Goblins win.” Dante fell to his knees and cried, then sucked his thumb.
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Post by Charles Vane on Sept 19, 2008 14:26:43 GMT -5
What a masterwork.
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