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Post by Sixteen on Jul 13, 2008 15:03:25 GMT -5
That was so good!
Round 2 should be very interesting.
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Post by Shelly on Jul 13, 2008 16:16:58 GMT -5
Team Squad against the Aussies. Another appearance of BSam the Beer Fairy.
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Post by BSam on Jul 13, 2008 17:12:53 GMT -5
This saddens me slightly.
We all know who should win the first fight in the second round. But given who is writing it, he won't kill off his own team this early.
bugger.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jul 13, 2008 18:58:53 GMT -5
^wrong
I thought everything was hilarious in the last part so I said ha a lot in the chat I'm in with Willis.
also
Pandora says: (6:52:45 PM) sam is the only good member of his team Pandora says: (6:52:54 PM) if he was really drunk or if we teamed up on him we could take him Pandora says: (6:53:19 PM) and also hes too big of a pervert to hit a girl seriously
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Post by Amanda on Jul 13, 2008 19:32:50 GMT -5
I just read this. It is the best thing i have ever read, ever. period.
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Post by Fancy on Jul 13, 2008 19:51:08 GMT -5
Beautiful.
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Post by Dear Dairy on Jul 14, 2008 19:25:30 GMT -5
Awesome! I knew the Incapacitated could win! I hope we heal before our next match, though. My oldest daughter is a physical therapist, and the youngest one is an athletic trainer, so we should be OK.
I especially loved the Tom Swifties in the argument between TriEyes and Zaid. Tom Swifties are so cool.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jul 14, 2008 19:49:40 GMT -5
I KNEW IT!
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Jul 15, 2008 0:48:05 GMT -5
That was awesome. Also, the Aussies are so going to win the next match.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2008 21:31:58 GMT -5
I will choose the winner based on who is more likely to win.
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Post by BSam on Jul 16, 2008 14:40:30 GMT -5
oh good. you guys have no chance then.
"and also hes too big of a pervert to hit a girl seriously " what if i'm enough of a pervert to hit a girl and enjoy it?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2008 17:57:02 GMT -5
Totally made that post because I knew bsam would say something exactly like that.
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Post by BSam on Jul 17, 2008 1:51:39 GMT -5
totally behind you right now
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Post by Shelly on Jul 17, 2008 19:46:59 GMT -5
Hurry up and update . . . please?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2008 22:05:27 GMT -5
Round 2 - Match 1
The team squad was hanging out in the locker room, once again in their uniforms that Willis’ mom sewed for them. Willis made a fighter pose, which Pandora copied almost as fiercely but not quite. Charlotta was sitting in the corner vowing she would not go down as easily as she did in the last match, when she was the only Team Squader to get knocked out. Kyle was probably either clubbing or making a joke about Willis being sexually attracted to snakes. He thought he was hilarious. In the other locker room, the Australians were playing with kangaroos and kiwis. They put shrimp on the barbie too. The match was about to start, so both teams left their locker rooms and went to the arena.
“Today’s match will take place on Hector’s self sustaining mobile home” said Lemony Snicket. “Daniel Handler is too busy eating a vegetable corquette and an avocado roll, so I will be the sole referee. If you are knocked out or if you fall off the mobile home, you are out. The match starts at the count of three. One, two, THREE”
BSam was standing confidently after he had almost singlehandedly won the last match for his team. He told his teammates to sit down, and that he would take care of them. Willis got up, wanting to take BSam down himself, but Charlotte stopped him. “Let me prove myself” said Charlotte. Willis was skeptical, but felt Charlotte could step up to the challenge and let her go. The rest of the Team Squad stoop up and cheered for her, while the Australians didn’t cheer for BSam because they did not have the team bond that only the Team Squad could have. BSam laughed, then grabbed Charlotte by the shoulders and lifted her over his head. He was about to throw her over the edge when she stabbed her fingernails into his eyes. BSam screamed as Charlotte wriggled out of his grip and kick him in the balls. Then she lifted him over her head and threw him off the mobile home.
The rest of the Australians stood there in shock. How could their strongest member be taken out by cute little 12 year old Charlotte. Wasabi started crying, while A and PJ made out then they started crying. The team Squad hoisted Charlotte over their heads in victory even though the match wasn’t over. The audience was confused, until they saw that the team squad was pulling off another move. They launched Charlotte at Wasabi, and Charlotte punched her in the face, causing Wasabi to fly off the edge herself. Pandora exclaimed “Hey, I’m not going to let Charlotte be the only one to do something cool in this story, so I’m going to do something cool myself.” She reached outside of the mobile home and grabbed a crow. Then she took it like a dart and threw it straight at PJ’s throat. “There, I made him eat crow” said Pandora, winking. The audience laughed. A was standing on the other side of the hot air mobile home all alone. She knew she had no chance to win against these four fighting machines. So she hatched up a plan. "Kyle, I challenge you to a pole dancing contest. If you win, I disqualify myself. If I win, you all disqualify." The Team Squad knew they didn't have to agree to this, but Pandora, Willis and Charlotte all wanted to see Kyle poledance so they agreed. For some reason there were 2 poles in the mobile home, so the two of them started showing off their sultry moves. Everybody was really turned on by Kyles moves, but A was holding her own as well. While doing his sexiest move of all, Kyle kicked A off the edge. The Team Squad won, and celebrated by going out for drinks with Sixteen.
In the comments section, BSam posted “Hey, you said the best team was going to win and we didn’t win.” Everybody groaned.
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