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Post by lucklemony on Mar 31, 2004 19:42:31 GMT -5
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Mar 31, 2004 19:59:51 GMT -5
what do u get when u cross two bees and a water pistol?
a bee-bee gun. he ha ho. that was my favorite joke when i was little. i was one sad, pathetic, sad little kid. now im a sad, pathetic, sad teenager!
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Mar 31, 2004 23:39:59 GMT -5
Now I am warning everybody... The joke I will post is a dirty one... If you might get offended, please do not read...
Little Red Dolly
There once was a little girl lost in the woods. A lumberjack found her.
"Please take me to your home. I haven't been indoors for 4 days."
The lumberjack took her to his home.
"Please feed me. i haven't eaten in 4 days."
The lumberjack fed her.
"Please bathe me. I haven't been bathed in 4 days."
Hmmm. The lumberjack thought. I haven't had a shower today.
"You can get one with me." the lumberjack said.
While they were in the shower, the girl looked at the man's headphones, and said, "What's that?"
"That's little red dolly" the lumberjack said.
After the shower, the little girl was tired.
"Please let me sleep. I haven't slept in 4 days."
The lumberjack though to himself. I only have one bed.
"You can sleep with me." he said.
During the middle of the night the man woke up in the hospital, and said "What happened? Why are we here?"
The little girl looked at him and said, "When you were sleeping, I was playing with little red dolly and she squirted me, so I bit her head off..."
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Post by Mental on Apr 1, 2004 4:23:28 GMT -5
what do u get when u cross two bees and a water pistol? a bee-bee gun. he ha ho. that was my favorite joke when i was little. i was one sad, pathetic, sad little kid. now im a sad, pathetic, sad teenager! you got that right how old are you then |
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Post by Mental on Apr 1, 2004 4:24:40 GMT -5
Now I am warning everybody... The joke I will post is a dirty one... If you might get offended, please do not read... Little Red DollyThere once was a little girl lost in the woods. A lumberjack found her. "Please take me to your home. I haven't been indoors for 4 days." The lumberjack took her to his home. "Please feed me. i haven't eaten in 4 days." The lumberjack fed her. "Please bathe me. I haven't been bathed in 4 days." Hmmm. The lumberjack thought. I haven't had a shower today."You can get one with me." the lumberjack said. While they were in the shower, the girl looked at the man's headphones, and said, "What's that?" "That's little red dolly" the lumberjack said. After the shower, the little girl was tired. "Please let me sleep. I haven't slept in 4 days." The lumberjack though to himself. I only have one bed."You can sleep with me." he said. During the middle of the night the man woke up in the hospital, and said "What happened? Why are we here?" The little girl looked at him and said, "When you were sleeping, I was playing with little red dolly and she squirted me, so I bit her head off..." ok that was funny |
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Post by Mental on Apr 1, 2004 4:26:03 GMT -5
there once was a woman from ealing who had a peculiar feeling
she laid on her back and opened her crack
and then she pissed all over the cieling
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 1, 2004 14:09:15 GMT -5
Jerome, that one was freaky, yet somewhat funny, yet somewhat scary, yet somewhat-you get the point...
That last one was just-just stupid!!
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 1, 2004 15:46:19 GMT -5
Hey, I said it was gross...
Okay, here is another one...
A smart you, a dumb you, and Santa Claus jump off a bridge. Who makes the biggest splash?
A dumb you, the other two don't exist... ;D (I did not mean anyone inpeticular, just insert a name)
Here is another one... This might e offensive to blondes...
A blonde and a brownette are watching the 11:00 news... The current event is a man about to jump off a roof...
The brownette says "I bet you he jumps."
"I bet you he doesn't." says the blonde.
The man jumps.
"I have a confession to make," says the brownette "I watched the 6:00 news."
"I have a confession. I did too." says the blonde.
"Then why'd you bet he wouldn't jump?" says the brownette.
"I didn't think he'd be stupid enough to jump again." says the blonde...
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Apr 1, 2004 17:03:43 GMT -5
you got that right how old are you then im 14, but ill be fifteen on april 24th  yay! those jokes were actually kinda funny...bravo!... |
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Post by lucklemony on Apr 1, 2004 19:05:09 GMT -5
happy birthday
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Apr 1, 2004 20:18:13 GMT -5
WARNING, WARNING, DISCLAIMER: THIS IS POSSIBLY THE DUMBEST JOKE EVER, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
a few weeks ago, some scientists discovered a species of a very large peacock. its about 5 ft. wide (on its body, not counting wingspan), and about 8 ft. tall. they discovered the first one after it attacked a man, leaving him in critical condition. they discovered that it wasn't just big, it was a different species that was naturally born huge. its name is simply "Giant Peacock",but its scientific name is lirpa loof.
hint: what does lirpa "lirpa loof" spell backwards?
i heard this monstrosity of a joke from the same teacher that told the bull-lion-hunter joke. this one, is [islightly[/i] worse.
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Post by lucklemony on Apr 1, 2004 20:36:20 GMT -5
dude, thats bad.  |
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Apr 1, 2004 21:21:49 GMT -5
ya, i know....but bad jokes are hilarious! if u havent seen 28 days later..... A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. they have a few drinks, and soon the giraffe keels over and dies. the man wipes his mouth, pays the bill and leaves. just before he gets out the door the bartender says "hey, ur not gonna leave that lyin' there are ya?" the man replies "thats not a lion....its a giraffe." say "lyin" out loud. notice the similarity to "lion". hehehehehehe.....boy i cant really think of any funny jokes. |
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Post by lucklemony on Apr 2, 2004 10:31:10 GMT -5
not to be mean or anything, but these suck.
but, its pretty good for coming up with them yourself.
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Post by Mental on Apr 2, 2004 11:15:02 GMT -5
dude, thats bad. 28 days later is onbe of the best |
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yay!
