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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 19, 2004 17:21:41 GMT -5
Technically yes. It's a 667 Dark Avenue Policy.  |
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Post by lucklemony on Mar 19, 2004 17:25:01 GMT -5
oh. i can see why. like my mature jokes anyone?
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Mar 20, 2004 12:53:00 GMT -5
i got some:
a king asked three princes to do tasks to marry his beautiful daughter. the first was told to go out, and slay a dragon, and bring back its head. the second was told to go out and slay a wizard, and steal his spell books. the third, was a rather slow prince, and so he would have an equal chance, the king asked him to bring a pair of ping pong balls.
the three princes ran off and returned a few weeks later. the first held up a dragons head. when the king took it, he saw it was only a fake, and disqualified the first prince. the second held up the wizards spell books and the king looked at the pages and saw that they were only stories about 3 unfortunate children and a greedy villain. the second prince was disqualified. the third came in, rolling two gigantic boulders with him. the king exclaimed, "What is this? i told u to get some simple ping pong balls! Are none of you fit to marry my daughter?"
the third prince replied, exhausted "ping pong balls? PING PONG BALLS? I THOUGHT YOU SAID KING KONG'S BALLS!"
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Mar 20, 2004 12:56:29 GMT -5
heres another:
3 men climbed on top of a magic roof. no one knew why it was magical but legend has it, that if u call out the object of your desires, you shall recieve it.
the first man jumped off and shouted out, "money, lots of money!" instantly, a bed of money appeared below him with millions of dollars.
the second man jumped off and shouted out, "diamonds, sparkling beautiful diamonds!" once again, the beautiful jewelry piled beneath him.
the third was just about to jump, but slipped on the gutter, gasping "oh salsa".
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Post by lucklemony on Mar 20, 2004 15:12:12 GMT -5
ha ha ha.  i got a dumb one: 3 blondes walk into a bar. you'd think one of them would've seen it coming. |
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Post by Mental on Mar 24, 2004 11:11:14 GMT -5
i already posted that but with two men
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Post by lucklemony on Mar 25, 2004 7:12:07 GMT -5
sure. . .
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Post by Scam on Mar 25, 2004 17:51:59 GMT -5
a snail knocks on a man's door. the man opens it, and the snail says "gimme a hamburger!" the man kicks the snail, and shuts the door.
30 years later, there was another knock on the man's door. the man opens the door, and it's the snail. and he says, "whatcha do that for?"
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Post by Mental on Mar 26, 2004 5:07:53 GMT -5
an english man, an irish man and a scottish man go to te desert they see a house. the irish man asks for a drink and the woman says only if you pick the scabs off my bum he said no, the same with the scottish man, but the eglish man did it and put them in a crisp packet, he had the water and told the others he had a drink, they replied
"yeh and we just had a packet of crisps"
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Post by BSam on Mar 26, 2004 7:05:54 GMT -5
those jokes wern't great to begin with, but you guys are murdering them...
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Post by lucklemony on Mar 26, 2004 7:32:51 GMT -5
i got one
a duck walks into a hardware store and asks the teller 'do you got any grapes?' 'no' says the teller the duck leaves. the next day the duck comes in and asks do you got any grapes? no. the duck leaves. the next day, the duck comes in, 'do you got any grapes?' "no, and if you come in tommorrow asking me if i got any grapes, ill nail your bill to the counter." the next day, the duck comes in and asks "do you got any nails?" 'no" says the teller. the duck says "okay. do you got any grapes?"
i know, its stupid.
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Post by Rikku on Mar 26, 2004 17:55:46 GMT -5
ok, I've got a good. one be warned. it's kinda dirty..... 3 women get killed in a car accident. They are taken up to heaven where St. Peter is there waiting for them. He says, "I can let you 3 into heaven, but first, you each have to answer one question for me. The 3 women say ok. Peter asks the first woman, "What was the name of the first woman God created?" She replys "Eve." Peter says, "You're right!" So the first woman got into heaven. Peter then asks the second woman, "Where did Eve live?" She replys, "The Garden of Eden." Peter says, "You're right!" So the second woman got into heaven. Now the third woman was the wisest of the 3. So Peter says, "I'm going to give you a trickier question." The third woman says that's ok. Peter asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The third woman replys, "Oh, that's a hard one." Peter says, "You're right!" haha. I thought it was good. |
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Mar 31, 2004 16:40:39 GMT -5
i heard this one from my teacher, mr. jans. hes a complete nerd, whos really old and has the worst combover ever.
a bull is eating a bunch of grass, and minding its own business. suddenly a lion, who has been starved for days with ribs poking against his skin, leaps out of the trees, and kills the bull in seconds. he gobbles down the meat, and satisfied with his catch, lets out a gigantic roar that shakes the whole forest. just then, a hunter pops out from the bushes and shoots the lion.
the moral? IF UR FULL OF BULL, KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT! hahahahahaha.....hahaha....ha....sigh. ya, not too great.
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Post by Rikku on Mar 31, 2004 18:10:16 GMT -5
haha! That was a good one
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Mar 31, 2004 18:14:59 GMT -5
Hum... I suppose... Um.. I think that... I don't have any good jokes at hand!!
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