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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 9, 2004 15:33:42 GMT -5
come to tyler's stagg party. grade A entertainment. \ What?
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Post by lucklemony on Apr 9, 2004 15:36:03 GMT -5
go into miscellaneous and come to the party.
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 9, 2004 19:24:06 GMT -5
A party online?? Sounds stupid... I'M SO THERE!!
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 9, 2004 23:05:31 GMT -5
Go Gary! Hahahaha, don't know why I posted that...
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Post by Mental on Apr 10, 2004 4:48:06 GMT -5
i'm in back to jokes now
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awpoue
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Post by awpoue on Apr 10, 2004 5:04:42 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he didn't have feet.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Apr 10, 2004 5:51:18 GMT -5
HAHA! That's classic! *bursts out laughing*
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 10, 2004 9:59:54 GMT -5
Here is a joke... It is called How to Get Rid of a Ticket...
The is a man speeding down the road at 100 m.p.h. A police officer pulls him over and is about to give him a ticket. Policman: Can I see some registration? Man: No, sorry, but there's a gun in the dashboard compartment, and a dead body in the trunk. I had to kill the ladt before I could steal her car. Policeman: What? My god! The Policeman aims his gun at the man and picks up his walkie-talkie. Policeman (Calling the station): Yeh, this is Officer Lehman, I need some back-up down on Routte 93, some guy has a gun and a body in the trunk, and check the license plate 84GR2KH, and see who it belongs to. The back-up arrives and finds that there is no gun in the car, or a dead body in the trunk. The walkie-talkie starts scrambling. Walkie-Talkie: Officer Lehman, the car belongs to a Oliver Dubois. Man (Holding up his registration): See, I'm him. I don't know why this guy told you I had a gun, a dead body, and a stolen car. salsa, this bastard probably told you I was speeding too!
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Post by lucklemony on Apr 10, 2004 10:01:59 GMT -5
explain it to me cuz i dont get it.
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 10, 2004 16:17:33 GMT -5
The guy told the cop all these lies, and the cop told the back-up, so when they back up came, they thought the cop was lying, and so the guy made it sound as if his speeding was a lie too...
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Post by lucklemony on Apr 10, 2004 16:18:47 GMT -5
oh. ok.
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 10, 2004 16:28:57 GMT -5
Wow, lemon, you're a hard person to humor...
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Post by lucklemony on Apr 10, 2004 18:14:44 GMT -5
yep thats me.
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 10, 2004 18:28:55 GMT -5
Here's a joke for you...
Why did the apethaletic man hipposcae? Because it was the lethargic thing to do... *Sniggers in a snooty way*
;D
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 10, 2004 19:28:08 GMT -5
(Calls from the back of the theater) SNOOTY PEOPLE!! Janice, (turns to person next to me) Why are you saying that!? Stop it!! That's completely rude!! (snickers in a more snooty way)
Here's one...
A blonde walks into a department store. She goes to the clerk and says, "I want to buy that TV." "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes," was the man's reply. The next day the blonde came in with a wig on. "I want to buy that TV," she said. "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes," the man replied. The blonde came back the next day. She had changed her hair color, eye color, and clothes so much she looked nothing like she did before. "I want to buy that TV," she said. "I'm sorry we don't serve blondes," the man said. "How did you know I'm a blonde!!?" the blonde asked, frantically. "That's not a TV, that's a microwave." Here's another blonde joke for ya.
A blonde drilled hole in ice and put her fishing pole in. "There are no fish in the ice," a voice said. The blonde moved ten feet away. Then she did the same. "There are no fish in the ice," said the voice again. The blonde moved twenty feet away. "There are no fish in the ice!!" the voice screamed. "Why not!?" the blonde cried. "This is a hockey rink!! GET OFF THE ICE!!"
My last Blonde joke...
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Throw a scratch and sniff sticker in the water.
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