667 Conspiracy Theories

[C.]

Theory: Tragedy is Libitina is Pandora

Evidence:

Sept 22, 2008 20:43:05 GMT -5 Hermedy said:

nm u

Sept 24, 2008 14:09:54 GMT -5 Libitina said:

nm u

Sept 22, 2008 21:55:42 GMT -5 Charles Vane said:

nm u

[Kobolos]

Theory: Something foul has befallen my beloved Swans. Possibly at the hands of one of our frequent post writers.

Evidence: What else could explain why she has not made her way here on this charade of a celebration? This excuse for elation? This...whatever. It is a conspiracy and I shall not have a moment's rest until she is delivered promptly to forced matrimony. [/color]

[Linda Rhaldeen]

I like how almost every one of these theories is about triangle Eyes.

[thenarrator]

Conspiracy theories?

I've got none. I'm new so of course I don't.

[csc]

Dante, Sherry Ann and Hermes are the same person with multiple personality disorder.

[A]

NOSENSE THEORY:
FD is actually the founder of 7-Eleven
EVIDENCE:
He last posted on this thread at the time 7:11 am for AEST

[KlausBaudelaire833]

RANDOM NONSENSE MIGHT-NOT-BE THEORY:
I hid a statch of dead bodies in our nipa hut.

EVIDENCE:
Because I said so.

[csc]

Jun 15, 2012 19:27:27 GMT -5 A said:

NOSENSE THEORY:
FD is actually the founder of 7-Eleven
EVIDENCE:
He last posted on this thread at the time 7:11 am for AEST

Damn it, no matter what I do, I always get caught. Time to change forums.

[Kensicle]

No! Don't change forums, Joe C Thompson, we quite enjoy your company. (You're supposed to be dead, though, so you're probably a zombie. No matter. Who says that zombies aren't good company?)

Conspiracy theory: Hermes is Daniel Handler.
Evidence: Hermes is the god of literature. Daniel Handler is a god of literature. Thus, Hermes is Daniel Handler.

[thenarrator]

Okay, I'll try one.

Theory: People have died using the role-play.
Evidence: no activity.

[csc]

Jun 16, 2012 1:42:47 GMT -5 Kensicle said:

No! Don't change forums, Joe C Thompson, we quite enjoy your company. (You're supposed to be dead, though, so you're probably a zombie. No matter. Who says that zombies aren't good company?)

Conspiracy theory: Hermes is Daniel Handler.
Evidence: Hermes is the god of literature. Daniel Handler is a god of literature. Thus, Hermes is Daniel Handler.

I did mention being 163 years old.

[Cafe SalMONAlla]

Jun 15, 2012 16:11:49 GMT -5 @csc said:

Dante, Sherry Ann and Hermes are the same person with multiple personality disorder.

I absolutely support this.

[ghostie]

Jun 16, 2012 10:38:43 GMT -5 Cafe SalMONAlla said:

Jun 15, 2012 16:11:49 GMT -5 @csc said:

Dante, Sherry Ann and Hermes are the same person with multiple personality disorder.

I absolutely support this.

As do I.

[B.]

Hermes's account has been hijacked.

Evidence: In this week he has used LOL, OMG and a smiley face.

[Hermes]

I laughed out loud when I read this.

(Is that all right, Brunch?)

Actually, I only write LOL when I actually laugh out loud, which is rare. I once saw someone writing 'I LOLled out loud', which might suggest a missing of the point.