Corrupt a Wish game

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

DENIED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I wish that Pepsi will make more ridiculous requests/wishes.

[kougermasters]

Granted, but Pepsi has to have his fingers severed and has to learn how to type with his elbows.

I wish that I could live forever and not die from anything except pie thrown at my face.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Denied, again.

I wish I had more ideas.

[-Pepsi.]

DENIED!

I wish my cat had a mustache instead of whiskers.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but he hated you.

I wish I had a more extensive music library than I already do.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!! Your mother wouldn't let you.

I wish for Pepsi would be a frog. (HAHAHA!!! REVENGE!!!!)

[Mijahu]

Granted, but it turns out that when you wish for someone to be a frog, only their tongue is affected, and they end up getting superpowers.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!!! You already wished for that. Did you?

I wish for a car.

[spats]

granted but you have no petrol.

i wish for a lightsabre.

[-Pepsi.]

Granted but it's extremely dangerous and gets confiscated by police, and it's on your record that you were holding an illegal weapon and you'll never be able to visit other countries.

I wish I could visit Transylvania.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but you are killed (not bitten) by a vampire.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but the result will be a snowstorm of epic proportions.

I wish I have my own country.

[Deleted]

DENIED!

I wish for a mug that can also function as a bed and a rice cooker.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but you have to do all of those things with it at the same time, resulting in a flooded bed, soggy rice, and ricey tea.

I wish for a better cell phone.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!! You have too many cellphones already. Also your aunt says that cellphones cause cancer.

I wish for all wishes after this post will be denied.