Corrupt a Wish game

[Deleted]

Granted, but all those wishes will be denied.

I wish for a new eraser.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but it's got graphite all over it already.

I wish for tk to know that I'm almost done.

[Deleted]

By reading your wish, I already know that, so...DENIED!!! LOL.

I wish for John Lennon back when he was young!!

[Mijahu]

LOL

Granted, but he is deaf, blind, and mute, thus he cannot record any more amazing music.

I wish for a lifetime supply of water.

[melon head.]

[This looks fun! I'm in.]

Granted, but it has enough chlorine in it to kill a small animal.

I wish I was eating lasagne right now.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

May 7, 2009 0:49:53 GMT -5 tk said:

Granted, but all those wishes will be denied.

I wish for a new eraser.

Umm... tk, I already said that. I already wished that all the wishes after my post will be denied.

Granted, but the lasanga's half-eaten.

I wish for more days of summer.

[Ruby]

Granted, but there are epically epic snowstorms JUST in your neighborhood and no one can drive out meaning you are stuck with nothing to eat but beef jerky for 3 months.


I wish I wasn't a diabetic.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but you have a fear of sugar.

I wish for ten diamonds.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

May 7, 2009 6:32:50 GMT -5 Ruby said:

Granted, but there are epically epic snowstorms JUST in your neighborhood and no one can drive out meaning you are stuck with nothing to eat but beef jerky for 3 months.


I wish I wasn't a diabetic.

Umm.. hello??? I live in the Philippines. There is no way that a snowstorm will hit my neighborhood.

Granted, but you have to go to Sierra Leone & be a diamond theif to get ten diamonds.

I wish for brownies.

[Deleted]

Denied.

I wish for people with these expressions on their faces

;D

to come to my school and sing all of TVXQ's songs without changing their expressions.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Denied.

I wish the rest of Dream Theaters new album would leak onto the butts.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!!!!!! The U.S. Government won't allow them to.

I wish for a new signature.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but it turns out to be pornographic and offends Dong so much that he bans you from 667.

I wish for a house on a hilltop.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but it suddenly rolls down the hill as a result of an earthquake.

I wish for a brand new house.

[Ruby]

Granted, but it's in Washington, and during the summer you are stuck inside due to a snowstorm for 3 months with nothing to eat but beef jerky. (I got you!)

I wish that I was as skinny as I wanted whenever I wanted.