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Post by Elle on Aug 28, 2010 21:25:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you need to repeat all of your classes again next year.
I wish Matthew Morrison was my husband. :3
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Post by Sophie-Senpi on Aug 29, 2010 15:11:18 GMT -5
Granted, but you have a child and he leaves you.
I wish for a thousand wishes....
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Post by ALPHA AS GOD! on Sept 3, 2010 12:47:23 GMT -5
Granted, they are all wishes involving me getting a million dollars.
I wish I could be Strong Bad for a day.
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Post by KlausBaudelaire833 on Sept 9, 2010 3:15:50 GMT -5
Granted, but Strong Sad will bug you forever and ever. I wish I was Strong Sad.
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Post by Izzy the Poet on Sept 9, 2010 20:57:46 GMT -5
Granted, but only for five minutes. Then you're nothing.
I wish the Baudeliares had less unfortunate lives.
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Post by Songbird on Oct 3, 2010 13:58:26 GMT -5
Granted but then your life becomes unfortunate instead
I wish I could have graduated already
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Post by Isadora on Oct 9, 2010 15:32:16 GMT -5
Denied. You must go through more tedious work.
I wish that I get invited to a party.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Oct 25, 2010 17:39:49 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a naked party, and everyone is naked.
I wish I had two boyfriends at the same time.
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Post by wasabi20 on Jan 3, 2011 1:43:56 GMT -5
Granted, but one of them turns out to be a transvestite and takes you to the Rocky Horror picture show. You get so scared of him, and the antics that he gets up to in his spare time, that you run off, hoping to never see him again.
I wish that I had a magic genie that granted me anything that I desired.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Jan 4, 2011 8:17:35 GMT -5
Granted, but then your wishes are twisted by the genie and they all become nightmares.
I wish there were more good guys to go around. All the good ones are taken.
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Post by wasabi20 on Jan 8, 2011 4:13:53 GMT -5
Granted, but then you realise they're all zombies that want to murder you.
I wish that I could have a Vodka Cruiser right now. (:
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Post by Wasabi on Jan 10, 2011 5:25:20 GMT -5
Granted, but you realise it has been poisoned, so you die automatically. I wish that I could be a billionaire, so freakin' bad. Like Bruno Mars & Travie McCoy.
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Post by GV$iill on Jan 14, 2011 15:43:37 GMT -5
Granted, but you get one dollar every five years until it is a billion dollars.
I wish I could get a MacBook Air
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Post by Wasabi on Jan 15, 2011 6:29:57 GMT -5
Granted, but then you realise that the Apple Macbook Air is the Giant Peach from Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach. Of which is filled with wild vultures, poised to attack you at will.
I wish I was a teenager. (17 Again *Drool* Zac Efron). xD
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Post by Sophie-Senpi on Jan 16, 2011 16:46:20 GMT -5
Granted, but you have a major breakout and some random guy throws a plate of spaggetti at you for some reason.
I wish people would take me seriously.
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