Post by Tiago James Squalor on Oct 8, 2010 16:20:58 GMT -5
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Dear Reader
No one in their right mind would read another story in the lives of the Baudelaire Orphans, specially THE AWFUL ASYLUM, a book so dreadful it could drive one insane. Having been led to Addams Asylum, the Baudelaires try their best to stay sane in their pursuit of Cindry Fulfillment.
In this pursuit, they come across a duo of doctor siblings, electroshock therapy, dangerous drugs, a very strange psychiatrist and his even stranger children, an empty, ruined asylum wing, a deadly nurse with an evil scheme in mind, and many unfortunate lunatics.
If you want to avoid being drained of every inch of your sanity, lock away this dreadful story of madness or you will end up in a padded room, lost in insanity forever.
Post by Tiago James Squalor on Oct 9, 2010 11:32:56 GMT -5
Ophelia - A tour guide to Addams Asylum - By T
The road to Ophelia is sided by forests, and now that it's autumn, the forest's true beauty comes out. Of course, such beauty is only disturbing, giving the town's asylum and orphanage. Ophelia is not a town of happiness. It is forever shrouded in a mantle of fog and oppression and some deem impossible to be happy in such a place, unless one is mad, in which case they are locked in the asylum.
Addams Asylum, home to the lot of unfortunate souls who scream in agony. The walls reverberate with the screams of horror of those locked inside. Many of those who here work tend to end up as patients themselves. Long exposure to madness, and to the horrors that are oh so frequent in the asylum tends to cause nurses, doctors, and even the janitors to go insane. It amazes me that Dr. F chose to raise his two children, N and N, in the Asylum, except for those periods of time which they would go to school. Dr. F's wife, A, went insane, was locked up, and died there. Her death was surrounded by mystery, and the case was closed. I believe there is more to her death than anyone knows.
The now unused Asylum Chapel. The priest in charge also went insane, just by hearing the confessions of doctors, nurses, and some saner patients, and died years later.
An asylum bed in the female ward. The patient who sleeps in this bed, H, has psychotic fits that put those around her in great danger. Her brother, H, is also insane, locked up in the male ward.
A staircase in the ruined ward of the Asylum. It was ruined in the night of a lunatic riot that culminated in a fire, which killed several of the inmates. It is in Dr. A and Dr. A's plans to rebuild the ruined ward, but no one wants to come work at the Asylum. As a matter of fact, no one in their right mind comes anywhere near it.
It is my belief that things weren't always so grim, and at one point, the lunatics of the Asylum could be left in this common room. But something changed in the asylum, and instead of getting better, the lunatics all grew worse and worse. This culminated in the infamous riot and fire that destroyed a great part of the Asylum, which now works with only four wards as opposed to it's former six.
The entrance to the asylum's ruined wards. No one that works in the asylum comes near the ruined ward. It is believed to be haunted.
Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Oct 9, 2010 15:29:30 GMT -5
You've certainly captured my interest, Tiago. Those images are hauntingly disturbing - in the very best of ways, of course. Your descriptions of the asylum and its rooms/places are incredibly well written, too.
I'm especially intrigued by the explanation behind A's demise. I wonder if our heroes will learn anything of that? *wonders*
Post by Tiago James Squalor on Oct 9, 2010 17:38:26 GMT -5
ADDAMS ASYLUM Patient Psychiatric Profile - Dr. Audrey Addams -
Name: H Age: 23 Gender: Female Inmate: 34567 Female Ward Cell IX
H presents a derangement that goes beyond the average of her fellow female inmates. She is very dangerous and must be restrained at all times. She has pyromaniacal tendencies, and sociopathic behavior. Severe attention deficit desorder, and obsessive compulsive disorder.
Name: H Age: 27 Gender: Male Inmate: 34243 Male Ward Cell XII
H is the brother of patient 34567, and shares the same pyromaniacal and sociopathic behavior. He is also a schizophrenic and an epileptic. Name: S Age: 18 Gender: Female Inmate: 45687 Female Ward Room XIII
S is a suicidal and must be under surveilance at all times. She must not come into contact with any object she can use to end her own life. She suffers from depression and mania and is not afraid of death.
Name: L Age: 24 Gender: Female Inmate: 56732 Female Ward Room XIV
L is a sociopath who has escaped this facility multiple times. She is a rebel and manipulative psychopath that has induced other patients to commit suicide or murder against one another. Name: H Age: 60 Gender: Male Inmate: 87970 Male Ward High Security Cell XV
H is a murderer, and while displaying several sane qualities, has been known to indulge in cannibalism.
Name: M Age: 56 Gender: Male Inmate 45322 Male Ward Room IV
M is one of the relatively saner inmates, and has been displaying great improvements since his last riot.
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This list goes on for another page contaning more names of other Asylum patients. I have it somewhere inside my suitcase, but I must hurry, as I have an important appointment. I will give the rest of the papers to E and she will make them available to fellow volunteers.
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