Post by Dante on Oct 23, 2012 8:36:56 GMT -5
Update: This contest is now closed. open while 11:59pm GMT.
Win a signed copy of the Egmont edition of WCTBATH, an apprentice case, and a leather-bound limited edition of TBB.
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Dear Tesco Books Blog Readers,
I am writing to inform you about something you might not know about, and I’d like to keep it that way. My new book, Who Could That Be At This Hour?, will be published shortly, and it is the first troubling volume in a new series of books entitled All The Wrong Questions.
To determine if this book is appropriate for you to read, please answer the following questions yourself.
1. Are you a person? Yes/No
2. Are you a member of a secret organization? Yes/No
3. When you said “no,” were you lying? Yes/No
4. Are you skillful at decoding secret messages? Yes/No
5. D.Y.W.T.R.W.C.T.B.A.T.H.? Yes/No
6. Would you be willing to investigate the theft of a mysterious item? Yes/No
7. What if the item hadn’t actually been stolen? Yes/No
8. Are you willing to confront a sinister villain? Yes/No
9. Are you sure? Yes/No
10. If you learned critical information about the villain’s fiendish plot, would that frighten you? Yes/No
11. Really? Well, it certainly would frighten me. Yes/No
12. That wasn’t a yes or no question. Why did you answer it as if it were? Yes/No
13. Egad! You did it again! What’s wrong with you? Yes/No
Give yourself one point for each question you answered correctly, and one point for each question you answered incorrectly. If you have thirteen points, please meet me you-know-where. If you don’t, please check your arithmetic.
In the meantime have a read of the first chapter of my new book, Who Could That Be At This Hour? and check out the great competition below!
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booksblog.tesco.com/2012/10/calling-all-lemony-snicket-fans-what-a-prize-we-have-for-you/
Win a signed copy of the Egmont edition of WCTBATH, an apprentice case, and a leather-bound limited edition of TBB.
---
Dear Tesco Books Blog Readers,
I am writing to inform you about something you might not know about, and I’d like to keep it that way. My new book, Who Could That Be At This Hour?, will be published shortly, and it is the first troubling volume in a new series of books entitled All The Wrong Questions.
To determine if this book is appropriate for you to read, please answer the following questions yourself.
1. Are you a person? Yes/No
2. Are you a member of a secret organization? Yes/No
3. When you said “no,” were you lying? Yes/No
4. Are you skillful at decoding secret messages? Yes/No
5. D.Y.W.T.R.W.C.T.B.A.T.H.? Yes/No
6. Would you be willing to investigate the theft of a mysterious item? Yes/No
7. What if the item hadn’t actually been stolen? Yes/No
8. Are you willing to confront a sinister villain? Yes/No
9. Are you sure? Yes/No
10. If you learned critical information about the villain’s fiendish plot, would that frighten you? Yes/No
11. Really? Well, it certainly would frighten me. Yes/No
12. That wasn’t a yes or no question. Why did you answer it as if it were? Yes/No
13. Egad! You did it again! What’s wrong with you? Yes/No
Give yourself one point for each question you answered correctly, and one point for each question you answered incorrectly. If you have thirteen points, please meet me you-know-where. If you don’t, please check your arithmetic.
In the meantime have a read of the first chapter of my new book, Who Could That Be At This Hour? and check out the great competition below!
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booksblog.tesco.com/2012/10/calling-all-lemony-snicket-fans-what-a-prize-we-have-for-you/