Why did the Baudelaires burn down the hotel?


Deleted: ... Jun 10, 2024 14:01:12 GMT -5
Deleted: Why aren't literature teachers fun anymore... Jun 10, 2024 14:01:59 GMT -5
bear: when were they fun Jun 10, 2024 14:14:54 GMT -5
Deleted: When they taught one to care about books with a laborious limerick of their own...plus the funny impressions they would make when reading a story. Jun 10, 2024 14:48:03 GMT -5
Deleted: Startled, he cries at the sight of split milk. Crimes, he chides, are of the beholder's eyes. Jun 13, 2024 4:05:36 GMT -5 *
Deleted: But what of the cries? The echoes of the night. The mother's lullabies. If you were to hear, would they ring clear, in your wicked mind? Jun 13, 2024 4:06:56 GMT -5 *
Deleted: Listen... Listen... Onlookers I beseech. Turn naught away from the sight. Of humanity's ills mesmerized. And the children shall be at play, but of what an end to the age monopolized? Jun 13, 2024 4:13:21 GMT -5 *
Poe's Coats Host Toast: Spilling hairs over split milk Jun 13, 2024 16:53:49 GMT -5
Tiran O'Saurus: Mr. Tablespoon, while I appreciate your attempts to make this place less dead, have you tried being coherent while doing it? Jun 13, 2024 18:14:04 GMT -5
Deleted: Indeed, I have. I'll return to the previous quote on laborious limericks, keeping them sparse in nature as too not flood the town all at once. Jun 14, 2024 2:59:17 GMT -5
Deleted: Then there is discovering dusty threads left to lie, and some should remain undisturbed, but others have potential to be something that another will discover years down the road as well. Jun 14, 2024 3:00:05 GMT -5
Deleted: As for what has transpired, I had been reminiscing poetry classes of youth and discovered a rather edgy one left in a schoolbook of mine. Thought it humorous to share and poke fun of, something Poe's Coats Host Toast has achieved quite brilliantly. Jun 14, 2024 3:01:55 GMT -5
Deleted: As for the copper sulfate babble. Well...we are situated near a rather IN location aren't we? One prone to arsonists and their colorful tastes for verdant flames. Jun 14, 2024 3:03:35 GMT -5 *
bear: i'm a copper sulfate babby Jun 15, 2024 14:22:30 GMT -5
Deleted: Now, that's the spirit. Jun 16, 2024 0:08:39 GMT -5
twigz: who chased away hugo t tablespoon Jun 21, 2024 16:02:45 GMT -5
twigz: he was the best new thing on here since roxy shrivelled up and died Jun 21, 2024 16:03:04 GMT -5
bear: tiran o'saurus, Jun 14, 2024 at 12:14am Jun 21, 2024 18:00:15 GMT -5
Tiran O'Saurus: I wasn't awake at midnight, I've been framed! Jun 22, 2024 20:22:48 GMT -5
Mara: RIP Mara. April 10 2011- June 15 2024 Jun 23, 2024 23:12:04 GMT -5
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