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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Dec 5, 2016 16:07:17 GMT -5
Not on my Argentinian Netflix either  |
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Post by zinthaniel on Dec 5, 2016 16:21:22 GMT -5
Well there are screen caps and gifs on the A series of Unfortunate Events tag on Tumblr if that is any consolation.
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Post by theplague on Dec 5, 2016 16:23:53 GMT -5
Can you describe it?
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Post by Dante on Dec 5, 2016 16:25:36 GMT -5
No luck on the British Netflix either (the link just gives me a login page). We shall just have to be patient - how tiresome!
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Dec 5, 2016 16:35:29 GMT -5
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Post by countadrian on Dec 5, 2016 16:41:01 GMT -5
HOLY MOTHER OF!!!
That trailer is AWESOME!!! Very different atmosphere from what we've seen so far, lots of references to the books, much darker and mysterious. We have a first look at the Incredibly Deadly Viper, scenes from Hurricane Herman over the lake, the anxious clown, more insight into Violet's performance (she talks about her promise to the parents), a few looks at the puttanesca scene... there seems to be a persecution scene at Monty's house, with Stefano throwing his knife over the children.
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Post by countadrian on Dec 5, 2016 16:41:55 GMT -5
My hopes have risen again! This is the trailer they should've released in the first place!!
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Post by trip on Dec 5, 2016 16:50:14 GMT -5
My fave part was
Justice Strauss: Carpe diem!
Count Olaf: Seize the children!
JS: ...Seize the day.
O.: I said day.
and also the rest of it
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Post by A comet crashing into Earth on Dec 5, 2016 16:52:22 GMT -5
I can see the trailer now. What worked for me was going through the link Zort put up, rather than the Netflix app on my PC - that is to say, I'm still using the same machine, so that might not be a problem. The only reason I didn't try that earlier was that I couldn't remember the e-mail adress of the person whose Netflix account I'm sharing. Golden woman in maze: So this person (whom I strongly suspect is Jacquelyn) is in the maze, which we earlier saw Stephano running through. We now know why she's covered in gold paint, and this further suggests that the harpoon gun scene is from TRR, and most likely taking place on board the Prospero. She also tries to enter a phonebox while tied to a tree, which I think is well in line with the VFD we know: Everyone's very serious, sort of odd, and a little incompetent (though less so than the non-VFD adults).
Momento Morris: This is wonderful. There's a shop in the background called 'Memento Morris' Souvenirs'. Also note that in that shot, Olaf is standing undisguised outside The Anxious Clown. I suppose that means we're going to see the process of him sneaking into each new location and deciding on a disguise.
Wonderful Charles: If I recall correctly, the 'terrible childhood' line is more or less directly taken from the book. This actor delivers the line in the perfect apologetic manner.
Longed-for opening line: Possibly the most reassuring thing for me in this trailer. I absolutely love the opening line of TBB. It sets the mood so well for the entire series. I feel all warm inside seeing a variation of it filmed.
Faintest idea: "You haven't the faintest idea" was a pretty good line already, but it's simply great now that I've heard the whole thing. I think this is what NPH means by 'Scary Olaf', and although I can definitely see the character as being played scarier, we're getting into the territory where I'm not sure he should.
Scared Aunt Jo: Are the Baudelaires surprised that their aunt is black? That's the only reason I can think of why they wouldn't ask "Are you our Aunt Josephine?" instead of "Do you live with her?". Also, although I know she's probably just scared of mirrors or something similar, I can't help but see the trailer as though she's had her face switched out overnight: Her relatives don't recognise her, and she's shocked when she looks in the mirror.
Antagonistic Orwell: Dr. Orwell is throwing darts at a picture of Olaf. First of all, I'm glad to see that her character is mostly likely being expanded upon; we never really ot her motivations in the book. Second, I think this suggests the same thing as the 'Memento Morris' point above: That we'll get to see Olaf setting his plans in motion before revealing himself to the Baudelaires. I can just imagine Georgina, sitting there hating Count Olaf for the time he scammed her out of her previous optometrist's practice, just as he waltzes in and makes her an offer she can't refuse to make her join in the plan. That might also explain why Olaf is disguised as her subordinate in that part; maybe that's part of the deal. Heh, I'm getting way too far into the speculative area here, but that's something I can see fitting with the scenes we've seen.
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Post by ironic impostor on Dec 5, 2016 16:53:25 GMT -5
I love the atmosphere of this trailer. I love the look of this trailer. I LOVE when NPH screams because it looks like a lead-in to an "Olaf is genuinely terrifying" moment. The point is, I love this trailer.
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Post by countadrian on Dec 5, 2016 16:54:29 GMT -5
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Post by countadrian on Dec 5, 2016 16:58:25 GMT -5
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Dec 5, 2016 17:11:01 GMT -5
The subtitles confirm the golden woman is Jacquelyn!
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Post by zinthaniel on Dec 5, 2016 17:15:53 GMT -5
(Wrote this quickly on the fly after request, sorry for the many spelling errors)
The trailer open with Lemony Snicket in a sewer as he lights a match. He says - "If you are interested in stories with happy endings -"
Trailer cuts to all 3 orphans sitting in the bed of a pickup truck driving through a forest (Lemony continues voicing over this scene) "That story is streaming elsewhere."
Cuts to title card text "Netflix Politely Asks You"
Cuts to scene of Orphans approaching Lucky Smells Lumber Mill (Lemony Continues) "I would advise all our viewers to watch something more pleasant instead."
Cuts back to Lemony as he finishes that sentence and puts out the match.
Cuts to title card text "To Look Away"
Cuts to scene of Olaf opening his door to the Orphans and then quickly to a scene of him opening the shutters of one of his tower windows.
Olaf voice - "I am count Olaf, your new guardian"
Cuts to scene of Violet,Sunny, and klaus their eyes are red from crying most likely, sunny is nestled in violet with her head down.
Phils voice "Where are your parents now?"
Klaus replies as the trailer cuts to a scene of them in the Lumber Mill cafeteria " We're Ophans" We see who Phil is here now. Look at the screencap of Dr.Orwell to get that answer he is the man standing next to Klaus
Cut to Title Card text "You Were Warned"
Cuts to a quick image of Olaf looking distressed and confused and then to the Lumber mill again this time to the work area.
Sir's voice - "Put them to work in the mill" Cuts to Sir talking "In this economy, children are lucky to have a job at all"
Cuts quickly to orphans, all in Lucky Smells uniforms, walking outside through lumber mill and then to the three watching as lumber in sawed and worked on.
Cuts to scene of Violet and Klaus sawing a way at a log
Olaf's voice - "Your first impression of me may be that I am a terrible person - " Cuts to Olaf standing in the Orphans room in his home and then cuts to a scene were Olaf is sitting at his dinner table and yells "When are we going to eat" angrily and then cuts quickly to a scene of him walking out the door, a scene of Klaus looking like he is in a trance at the Lucky Smells lumber Mill, A scene of Olaf peering out of a port hole with a spy glass, the hooked handed man tapping on a window with his hook menacingly, and back to him standing in the orphans room "But you haven't the faintest idea"
Cuts to Olaf Standing on dinner table while the orphans sit before him, then quickly to Olaf and the Giant bald man looking up, and then to Charles speaking to the Orphans inside Sir's home - Charles voice "You have to understand he had a very terrible childhood"
Cuts to a scene of Klaus in uniform again looking like he is in a mind controlled state while holding Sunny and then throwing something into a wood cutter and then walking away.
Olaf's Voice - "Don't look so down" Cuts to a scene of Olaf standing outside his house mocking the children and then quickly to a scene of him biting out of a chicken leg.
Cuts back to scene where children are in Sir's house talking to Charles. Klaus - "I'm having a very terrible childhood right now."
Charles simply responds "Ok..." while slowly closing the doors to the study or bedroom where he is standing.
Cut to scene of trolley traveling through very dreary location. Klaus voice - "Our parents are never coming back."
Cut to scene of Klaus looking out of bedroom window in Olaf's home and Violet in the back fidgeting with curtains. Violet says "We're all frightened, Klaus."
Cuts to scene of Violet gathering objects in Olaf's kitchen in the dead of night. Cuts to scene of Violet tearing curtains and then tying a hook to them and then to her and klaus sitting on their bedroom bed in Olaf's home. Violet voice - "Mother and Father... they made me promise to always look after you -" Cuts to scene of Violet swing the curtain, now repurposed into a grappling hook, and throwing the hook end up to a high rafter of some sort and then turning her invention on and ascending. Cuts back to the bedroom scene "Let me keep my promise" she finishes.
Cuts to car driving up Monty's driveway. Montys voice - "You're finally safe now, children." Cuts to scenes of Monty speaking to children in his home, showing them around the reptile room, a scene with Sunny sitting with the Incredibly Deadly Viper curled all around her. Monty continues "Just as your parents wanted"
Cuts to scene within Monty's maze. A hedge wall moves aside mechanically revealing the gold women posing as a statue and then looking towards the camera. Jacquelyn's voice - "Find your Aunt Josephine." Cuts to a scene of a woman laboriously walking to a phone booth while a full grown tree is tied to her back, she tried to get into the phone booth but the tree large size prevents that. Jacquelyn's voice - "She can tell you everything you need to know."
Cuts to someone pressing on the door bell of, presumably, Josephine's house. Violets voice - "Do you live with our Aunt Josephine?" Cuts to Aunt Josephine who replies " I am your Aunt Josephine" Aunt Josephine then turns and see her reflection in a mirror, this startles her so badly that she screams.
Cuts to scene of children opening Monty's house door to Stephano. Stephano says - "Good Morning. I am Stephano." Klaus replies - "It's Afternoon and you're count Olaf". They try to close the door but Stephano prevents this but using a gold knife to block the door from closing, his face scowling at them.
Cuts to Title card text - "On January 13th"
Cuts to scenes of Olaf walking onboard a ship in a one piece swim suit, Dr. orwell throwing darts at a dart board that has a picture of Olaf's face on it, and an encounter between Olaf and a man who is sweeping. Hook handed mans voice - "The only reason why count olaf hasn't torn you limb from limb -" Cuts to scene of Hook handed man threatening the Orphans in their room at Olaf's home, "Is because he hasn't gotten hold of your fortune." Cut to scene of stephano with his knife nodding at something outside of monty's house while Klaus and Violet looked distress, and a scene of Sunny unzipping luggage from inside the said luggage and peering out.
Cuts to title card text "Whatever you do"
Cuts to scene of Sham in Josephines library looking menacing.
Cuts to title card text "Don't trust"
Cuts to scene of Orwell and Shirley staring quizzically at something
Cuts to title card text "This face"
Klause speaking ( i think ) "You'll never get away with this" Cuts to scene of children running in to Monty's maze, a scene of Stephano angrily walking through same maze, an overview of maze, and then a scene in which it appears that Olaf is in a standoff with the man who was sweeping. Olaf's voice - "Their fortune is mine"
Cuts to scene of children navigating Lake Lachrymose while giant waves batter at them. Then cuts to a scene of Stephano pulling out his knife in a study in Monty's house, a scene of the children running down stairs, and the scene of Stephano throwing his knife at the children that nearly misses them as it gets lodged in the door they are closing.
Cuts to scene of Strauss, in her library, excitedly saying "Carpe Diem!" to which Olaf replies excitedly back as he ushers the children out the door of her house, "Sieze the children!" Strauss corrects him as she stares at him confused "Seize the day." Olaf quickly replies " I said day"
and that's the trailer.
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Post by marciantobay on Dec 5, 2016 17:21:49 GMT -5
That transcript is INCREDIBLE! You are sizeably kind to write that out.
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