Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on Jul 12, 2021 10:32:07 GMT -5
Oh... This is a subject that I really think deserves attention. Me, Dante, and Hermes argued about Lemony's parents, and I accepted my defeat at the time. I championed the idea that Lemony was kidnapped twice, once when he was a baby, and once when he was a small child. I've argued that Lemony no longer has memories of the first kidnapping, and that the LSL song has statements that go back to Lemony's first kidnapping. My arguments were defeated by the realization that Lemony's tattoo was done when he was a small child. This is proved by R's letter to Lemony in chapter 2 of LSTUA.
In addition, Dante has shown evidence that seems to point to the song being compote to defame VFD.
However, I take advantage of the moment of your questioning and Dante's absence to confirm my hypothesis, which I had abandoned. This time I bring as evidence one of the shocking secrets about Lemony Snicket that you never wish you had known.
7 - "When he was a baby, Lemony Snicket was kidnapped by a secret organization."
Note, this secret contradicts Lemony's memories and confirms part of the song The LSL. If my theory about shocking secrets is right (shocking secrets are absolute truths that shouldn't be questioned, though some do indeed question them) Lemony was kidnapped twice. The first time he was just a baby, and was taken to the people he believes today are his birth parents. As a baby, he lived in the Snicket mansion, he had a crib made of noble metal and special dresses, just as the lyrics of the song indicate. Probably the tattoo wouldn't be done until later, when he entered VFD school. And that's what happened. Lemony's second kidnapping didn't take him to a new family, but it took him to VFD school. And that fulfills secret 6: Lemony Snicket attended boarding school. After that, as part of an undercover mission, he pretended to be the son of Gifford and Ghede. And this couple was already willing to kidnap him again for mysterious reasons.
In addition, Dante has shown evidence that seems to point to the song being compote to defame VFD.
However, I take advantage of the moment of your questioning and Dante's absence to confirm my hypothesis, which I had abandoned. This time I bring as evidence one of the shocking secrets about Lemony Snicket that you never wish you had known.
7 - "When he was a baby, Lemony Snicket was kidnapped by a secret organization."
Note, this secret contradicts Lemony's memories and confirms part of the song The LSL. If my theory about shocking secrets is right (shocking secrets are absolute truths that shouldn't be questioned, though some do indeed question them) Lemony was kidnapped twice. The first time he was just a baby, and was taken to the people he believes today are his birth parents. As a baby, he lived in the Snicket mansion, he had a crib made of noble metal and special dresses, just as the lyrics of the song indicate. Probably the tattoo wouldn't be done until later, when he entered VFD school. And that's what happened. Lemony's second kidnapping didn't take him to a new family, but it took him to VFD school. And that fulfills secret 6: Lemony Snicket attended boarding school. After that, as part of an undercover mission, he pretended to be the son of Gifford and Ghede. And this couple was already willing to kidnap him again for mysterious reasons.