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Post by Carly is Spiffy on Mar 13, 2004 9:37:44 GMT -5
Like I already said, I am Lemony and not Daniel Handler. Mr. Handler only represents me. I already said that I can only answer some questions and telling how the books will end is not one of them. I will give you another clue: FFP "The World Is Quiet Here" Does FFP stand for "Fake, fraud, pretender"? |
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Mar 13, 2004 9:38:00 GMT -5
No!!! God everyone knows Snicket is really Handler!! It's a psenudym !!!
Also every book begins with THE and then two alliterations. Come on man!! God you can't even make a good imposter!!
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Mar 13, 2004 9:39:06 GMT -5
Dude, you have serious problems. (I AM LEMONY or whatever his name is)
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Post by Carly is Spiffy on Mar 13, 2004 9:41:20 GMT -5
No!!! God everyone knows Snicket is really Handler!! It's a psenudym !!! Also every book begins with THE and then two alliterations. Come on man!! God you can't even make a good imposter!! What's a psenudym? Do you mean... synonym? And yes, Gary, I think YOU would even make a better imposter than Mr. IaMlEmOnY here. And by the way- Why would you make your screen name IaMlEmOnY if you are an alleged criminal and you do not want your identity? If you were Handler/Snicket you wouldn't be on this board, 1st of all [most likely] and you wouldn't proclaim to be him, because maybe he wouldn't want the whole world knowing?! Plus, he has more important things to do. |
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Mar 13, 2004 10:52:18 GMT -5
If you should know that FFP is not the name of my last book about the investigations of the Baudeliare orphans.
As you know the story of the Buadeliare's happened so long ago. I am currently not on the run.
"The World Is Quiet Here"
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 13, 2004 11:18:43 GMT -5
It means Female Finnish Pirates.
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Mar 13, 2004 15:50:33 GMT -5
Ok, I am not Lemony Snicket, I just thought it would be fun to see what kind of reactions you guys would make. Dave, please take IamLemony off of the list becuase that was mee and putt Ineedurhelp on. Im sorry if I cuased you guys pain. I am actually a huge fan of ASOUE. Heres my theroy on Beatrice:
Her and Lemony were engaged to be married before the schism. Then the schism occured and Beatrice went to the bad side and Lemony went to the good side. Beatrice then becme Olafs girlfriend. Esme got mad and threatened to burn her house. Beatrice then broke up with Olaf and married the Buadelaire father. They had three kids. This made Olaf mad, he hated the Buadelaire father. So on one thursday he made Esme invite Beatrice over for tea. Olaf then burned down the Buadleaire mansions and killed the father. Beatrice then took the sugar bowl from Esme to try to redeem herself with Count Olaf. She took the sugar bowl and was about to throw it out of the window. A giant eagle then came and swooped her and the sugar bowl out of the window and to the highest peak of the Mortmain Mountians. That is how the sugar bowl got to the V.F.D. headquarters. Thus, starts A Series of Unfortunate Events. As you can see Beatrice is only dead to Lemony.
I have many more theroys (sry for spelling) if you would want to read them. Post back with comments.
Just to let you know that i am not a newbie. I was also Snicket4444
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Post by Dave on Mar 13, 2004 19:06:00 GMT -5
no, you have made everyone mad, im taking both names off the list. ;D
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Mar 13, 2004 20:28:28 GMT -5
why? I was just messin around
u can tell form my beatrice theory that im obviousley qualified for ur investigations group
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 13, 2004 21:33:35 GMT -5
Sorry, but that theory is WRONG!!! Of course I completely approve of the part where it says Beatrice is Mrs. Baud, but she was NOT Olaf's gf, she didn't take the sugarbowl lemony did, and she DID NOT go on the bad side of the schism, she dumped Lemony cause he was framed by Olaf for committing arson, it was published in the dor, punctilio and she believed it unfortunately.
PS: Shamrock person, pseudonym means fake name..
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Mar 14, 2004 9:21:37 GMT -5
Yes, but in the poem: la beatrice in TBBRE it makes it sound like beatrice is bad
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 14, 2004 10:28:40 GMT -5
*cough* Isn't the whole site an investigation group? We're all trying to figure out all the mysteries. That's why I'm not joining. And plus, I don't like Robobo  |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 14, 2004 20:59:24 GMT -5
Cellophane's got a point there but I joined anyway cause I like investigating. Alright, so what should we investigate?
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Mar 14, 2004 21:02:54 GMT -5
yea tell me wat to investigate and i will. im currently rererererererereading the books. Im on TCC right now. give me somethin to investigate and i will. ive been keeping a commonplace notebook.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 15, 2004 12:19:31 GMT -5
I'm reading TCC at the moment as it is. Just because I liked it. And when Olaf was talking about how he became an actor, he mentions a young director.
Now, we know he starred in Zombies In The Snow.
This got me thinking-was he there to stop the survivor in the snowman, or stleast, did he have any connection with it?
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