OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD

ineedyourhelp Miserable Mariner Splenetic Surgeon ????#???? ?$ ?$ ???? ? Posts: 3,806	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 15, 2005 19:31:57 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ineedyourhelp on Oct 15, 2005 19:31:57 GMT -5 violetbaudelaire13 said: WHAAAAATTTT?!? SOMEONE READ SOME OF THE CHAPTERS? WHEEEEEERRRREEEE?? look throught the other posts in this thread for the link.
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Sugary Snicket Definitely Doomed "I'll show you a magic trick. I'm going to make this pencil disappear..." Posts: 5,796 Likes: 4	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 15, 2005 19:38:07 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 15, 2005 19:38:07 GMT -5 O, that's AWSM! thanxz ineedyourhelp!
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ineedyourhelp Miserable Mariner Splenetic Surgeon ????#???? ?$ ?$ ???? ? Posts: 3,806	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 15, 2005 19:39:04 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ineedyourhelp on Oct 15, 2005 19:39:04 GMT -5 and if you read it, dont post any plot spoilers unless you warn us first.
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Sugary Snicket Definitely Doomed "I'll show you a magic trick. I'm going to make this pencil disappear..." Posts: 5,796 Likes: 4	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 15, 2005 19:43:14 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 15, 2005 19:43:14 GMT -5 I won't tell a soul....
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ineedyourhelp Miserable Mariner Splenetic Surgeon ????#???? ?$ ?$ ???? ? Posts: 3,806	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 15, 2005 20:10:17 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ineedyourhelp on Oct 15, 2005 20:10:17 GMT -5 without telling any plot spoilers, what do you think of the book so far.
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Vacuum Pot Miserable Mariner Visibly Forceful Darkness Posts: 3,453 Likes: 5	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 15, 2005 22:06:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vacuum Pot on Oct 15, 2005 22:06:47 GMT -5 ineedyourhelp said: and if you read it, dont post any plot spoilers unless you warn us first. This whole thread is for TPP spoilers. There's no reason for spoiler warnings, like the TNN.com thread.

Juan Roberto Montoya De Toledo Splenetic Surgeon Master of The Secret Sect of the Assassins Posts: 758	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 16, 2005 4:50:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Juan Roberto Montoya De Toledo on Oct 16, 2005 4:50:33 GMT -5 Hey, I've just remembered. Dupin was right about the initails. (Even though he didn't guess.)
	Three Rings for the G-Mods under the sky, Seven for the Mods in their halls of stone, Nine for mortal members, doomed to be banned, One for the Admin, on his dark throne In the land of 667, where the noobs lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the land of 667 where the noobs lie. Credits go to PJ.(I think)

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OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 16, 2005 5:10:48 GMT -5

Post by Wizz on Oct 16, 2005 5:10:48 GMT -5

SPOILERS.............................................................................

WHAT THE BACK OF THE BOOK SAYS: Dear Reader, If this is the first book you found while searching for a book to read next, then the first thing you should know is that this next-to-last book is what you should put down first. Sadly, this book presents the next-to-last chronicle of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, and it is next-to-first in its supply of misery, despair, and unpleasantness. Probably the next-to-last things you would like to read about are a harpoon gun, a rooftop sunbathing salon, two mysterious initials, three unidentified triplets, a notorious villan, and an unsavory curry. Next-to-last things are the first thing to be avoided, so allow me to recommend that you put this next-to-last book down first, and find something else to read next at last, such as the next-to-last book in another chronicle, or a chronicle containing other next-to-last things, so that this next-to-last book does not become the last book you will read. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.

That person is happy to give u more spoilers:
ALSO, IF YOU WANT ANY SPOILERS, I AM SO YOUR GIRL

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Summer-Star Catastrophic Captain Posts: 70	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 16, 2005 5:34:51 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Summer-Star on Oct 16, 2005 5:34:51 GMT -5 That cover is awesome
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Juan Roberto Montoya De Toledo Splenetic Surgeon Master of The Secret Sect of the Assassins Posts: 758	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 16, 2005 8:52:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Juan Roberto Montoya De Toledo on Oct 16, 2005 8:52:29 GMT -5 Makes me wonder what the British cover will look like.
	Three Rings for the G-Mods under the sky, Seven for the Mods in their halls of stone, Nine for mortal members, doomed to be banned, One for the Admin, on his dark throne In the land of 667, where the noobs lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the land of 667 where the noobs lie. Credits go to PJ.(I think)

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OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 16, 2005 10:21:22 GMT -5

Post by hobo2312 on Oct 16, 2005 10:21:22 GMT -5

ineedyourhelp said:

without telling any plot spoilers, what do you think of the book so far.

Having just finished it, I'd say that this is possibly my favorite book yet. Someone at our local Walmart apparently opened the boxes early and started selling them. What follows are comments about the book without anything on the plot (or at least, very little), but a little on what to expect.

I didn't like the ending at first, but after re-reading the last chapter, it makes a little more sense, and leads into the next book in a big way. Lemony's humor and little diversions are in top form. You should probably have access to a mirror at an early point in the book. Lots of characters return, but not necessarily who you'd expect. There are some cameos from some of the VFD "red herrings" that have been throughout the series as well. Lots of stuff is going on in this book, so pay attention. This book reminds me a little of the old TV series "The Prisoner" in a way, particularly the episode "Checkmate".

And of course, every answer we get leads to two or three new mysteries.

Juan Roberto Montoya De Toledo Splenetic Surgeon Master of The Secret Sect of the Assassins Posts: 758	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 16, 2005 11:00:21 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Juan Roberto Montoya De Toledo on Oct 16, 2005 11:00:21 GMT -5 Can you post the first chapter, please?
	Three Rings for the G-Mods under the sky, Seven for the Mods in their halls of stone, Nine for mortal members, doomed to be banned, One for the Admin, on his dark throne In the land of 667, where the noobs lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the land of 667 where the noobs lie. Credits go to PJ.(I think)

minimachoman Reptile Researcher Posts: 23	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 16, 2005 11:04:50 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by minimachoman on Oct 16, 2005 11:04:50 GMT -5 Or chapter guides

Juan Roberto Montoya De Toledo Splenetic Surgeon Master of The Secret Sect of the Assassins Posts: 758	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 16, 2005 11:05:24 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Juan Roberto Montoya De Toledo on Oct 16, 2005 11:05:24 GMT -5 No, the first chapter.
	Three Rings for the G-Mods under the sky, Seven for the Mods in their halls of stone, Nine for mortal members, doomed to be banned, One for the Admin, on his dark throne In the land of 667, where the noobs lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the land of 667 where the noobs lie. Credits go to PJ.(I think)

minimachoman Reptile Researcher Posts: 23	OFFICIAL BOOK TWELVE SPOILER THREAD Oct 16, 2005 11:07:06 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by minimachoman on Oct 16, 2005 11:07:06 GMT -5 Do you know how long it would take for him to write the whole chapter out? And I doubt its even legal to copy out so much of somebody's work... EDIT: His offline now anyways...
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