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Post by VFDeye on Sept 6, 2004 15:42:34 GMT -5
Well when I was at my local grocery store, I noticed that the larger lunchables(the Pizza ones with sodas..etc.) had a slightly different look to them then the regular lunchables. On the front it says: FREE Lemony Snicket Booklet inside. So I decided to buy one. Well on the back the have the Lemony Snicket movie Logo Eye in black with a white backround and what you're suppossed to do is stare at the eye for 30 seconds and look at something else and you see the eye where ever you look. Well there are 3 different booklets and I got Volumne Two. I dont have a scanner so I will just write and tell you what it says. DAILY PUNCTILIO "All the News in Fits of Print" Volumne Two (The picture of the Baudelaires meetin Uncle Monty.) My. Poe delivers the orphans to their new guardian, Dr. Montgomery. VAGABOND'S FRAUDULENT DEPARTURE! Details on plage four. Page 1- Dear Eater, Now that you've found this, your lunch is ruined. No need to make yourself e en more miserable by decoding the blanks in this and other notes. Like liver-flavored toothpaste, th s edition of the Daily Punctilio will probab y leave an awful taste in your mouth. It appeared short y before the tr gedy involving Uncle Monty. I have highl ghted most relevant text, a phrase which here mea s "the details mmost likely to mkae you nauseous." Try n t to eat l nch in the future, or at least try not to find the other two newspapers hidden in boxes like thi one. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket
I will post the rest later when I have more time aka tonight.
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Sept 6, 2004 15:45:23 GMT -5
Do they tell you which booklet you'll get?
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Post by Dante on Sept 6, 2004 15:50:43 GMT -5
The eye thing sounds cool.
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Post by VFDeye on Sept 6, 2004 21:08:36 GMT -5
Wretched Weather Yesterday: Hopefully, you weren't outside. If you were, you probably want to change your clothes. Today: A cold front will descend from the north, where it has been patiently plotting. Flooding due to heavy weeping in some areas.
Page 2:
Perilous Personals: -POIG(Person of Indeterminate Gender) seeks same. Enjoys theater, weddings, fashion, and filthy rich orphans. -Roses are red. Violet is blue. Someting awful has happened. Beatrice, we miss you. -Can you give me a hand? I need two. Meet me at the theater at midnight. -I like rainbows and cupcakes and pretty unicorns. Let's be best friends!!! I love to share!!! Teeheeheeheehee!!! -Volunteers needed immediately. Don't call-The world is quiet here. -I'm a bald-headed man who is about to become extremely wealthy. Plus, my boss is really handsome and talented. Interested? (Then there's a picture of Count Olaf in his shades and green coat with Klaus, Violet and Sunny by him with it says Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events In Theaters December 17th)
Next Page: ASSISTANT FAILS TO SHOW UP FOR WORK!! (Picture of Uncle Monty) A highly trustworthy and totally harmless senior officer in the Herpetological Society reported that Gustav, longtime assistant to Dr. Montgomery Montgomery, failed to show up for work yesterday and had the nerve to quit his job via telephone. The officer, who was wearing an extremely low cap which completely [glow=green,2,300]obscured his eyebrow[/glow] region, said Gustav's usdden departure coused hundreds or snakes in Dr. Montgomery's care to have hissed fits. The usually talkative Gustav called his employer and abruptly said he was resigning immediately due to possibly [glow=green,2,300]life-threatening[/glow] affliction. Dr. Montgomery said that [glow=green,2,300]Gustav sounded like he was acting,[/glow] althought it was difficult to hear because [glow=green,2,300] someone was screaming hysterically in the backround.[/glow] The Daily Punctilio attempted to contact the deadbeat for comment, but his door was answered by a [glow=green,2,300]man with no hands[/glow] who was unpleasant. Reliable sources say Gustav was last seen looking nervously in the company of a[glow=red,2,300]person whose gender could not be confirmed.[/glow] He was likely up to no good, as quitters usually are. The normally giddy Dr. Montgomery voiced disappointment, saying "I am disappointed, but at least I have the children and Stephano!" "The children are Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire, whose parents were killed in a terrible fire and who were entrusted to Dr. Montgomery's care this week. (Picture of Baudelaires in Reptile Room( Next Page: "Stephano" is a highly qualified and charming new assistant, who appeared at Dr. Montgomery's shortly after Gustav's departure. Stephano is highly experienced, having been bitten by snkaes hundreds of times, mostly on the face. Since [glow=green,2,300]losing his eyebrow[/glow] in a job-related accident, he has worked with snakes of the garter, huge, and deceptive varieties. In his works, it "takes one to know one." Stephano has pledged to show up on his first day of work and [glow=green,2,300]make sure Dr. Montgomery never liftsa finger again[/glow] if he can help it. Has a snkae expert ever been so fortunate?(Picture of Stephano)
Next Page: Alarming Arts WANTED THEATER CRITIC SPOTTED!! (Picture of Lemony Snicket) Lemony Snicket, the infamous fugitive and former Daily Punctilio theater critic, was seen lurking outside the home of celebrated local lunch tycoon last week, according to an anonymous witness disguised as a dessert. Snicket was fired from this respected paper shortly after giving a completely unfair review of a fine performance by local superstar Count Olaf, and shortly before began spouting his outrageous, paranoid, and fraudulent claims regarding the Baudelaire orphans who, while unforunate are very lucky. Please notify the nearest officer if you happen to spot Mr. Snicket, who may be dangerous, especially if he is wearing a hat!
The back is just an advertisement for the new chicken lunchables.
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eagle
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Post by eagle on Sept 7, 2004 7:17:24 GMT -5
kewl! Thanks! ;D
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Post by Dante on Sept 7, 2004 7:25:25 GMT -5
WANTED THEATER CRITIC SPOTTED!! (Picture of Lemony Snicket) Lemony Snicket, the infamous fugitive and former Daily Punctilio theater critic, was seen lurking outside the home of celebrated local lunch tycoon last week, according to an anonymous witness disguised as a dessert. Snicket was fired from this respected paper shortly after giving a completely unfair review of a fine performance by local superstar Count Olaf, and shortly before began spouting his outrageous, paranoid, and fraudulent claims regarding the Baudelaire orphans who, while unforunate are very lucky. Please notify the nearest officer if you happen to spot Mr. Snicket, who may be dangerous, especially if he is wearing a hat! Now that is interesting. Very interesting. Hmm... Timeline troubles.
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Post by Amanda on Sept 26, 2004 17:16:41 GMT -5
I got all those lunchables things but mine are all different. They have nothing about the Daily Punctillio on them! There is only littyle booklets on the back, but I did discover that the vbaudleaire parents had the sugar bowl, right before they died. Now Im convivced that The Bauds mom is Beatrice.
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Post by sugarbowl on Sept 30, 2004 15:30:42 GMT -5
Interesting.... Very interesting....
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