Post by Sora on Feb 18, 2005 17:57:25 GMT -5
This is a HILARIOUS parody of The Grim Grotto that Austrlasian Mad did last May. (Hope this is in the right section)
THE SIMILAR SEQUEL
Chapter 1
If your interested in happy stories, trust me when I say you'd be better of reading something else. You no doubt prefer one of those Harry Potter books or Teen People, or even the back of a package of Lunchables. Because this book you're about to read is not happy at all. And that's fine- but the bigger problem is that it is also not innovative, clever or particularly entertaining. In fact, it's filled with one unfortunate, repetitive, tedious, repetetive twist of fate after another. Futhermore, even if you need to read more than one of these paper thin episodes you'd do well by reading the first 10 pages and the last 10 pages of the book. The rest is really just an appaling amount of filler. So, why not stop now and find something lest aggravating to busy yourself with- it won't be hard to do.
You're still reading aren't you? Because you're 10 books into it and you figure that eventually something is bound to happen right? Ha ha! I have you exactly where I want you! The banana pudding fell sideways on the giraffe's lap. You read that too didn't you? Keep reading, it's bound to pay of in a big way real soon! Sucker!
By now you all know about the Baudelaires- there's the eldest Violet, who's always inventing things; Klaus, who's always reading things; and of course there's Sunny who's always biting things. This isn't a summary- this is actually the full extent of the charactor development after 10 novels worth of stories. Your up to speed!
Often when I lay awake at night, alone and scared, I wish I had never begun my investigation of the Baudelaires- and endeavor that has ruined my life, forcing me to write essentially, the same story nearly a dozen times. Of course when I lie awake at night, it is my mansion, atop my diamond filled matressand I drift into sleep as I think how this drivel has made me a millonaire many, many times over- so I won't linger on that particular problem for too long- and neither should you.
This is part one. I'll right the rest later.
THE SIMILAR SEQUEL
Chapter 1
If your interested in happy stories, trust me when I say you'd be better of reading something else. You no doubt prefer one of those Harry Potter books or Teen People, or even the back of a package of Lunchables. Because this book you're about to read is not happy at all. And that's fine- but the bigger problem is that it is also not innovative, clever or particularly entertaining. In fact, it's filled with one unfortunate, repetitive, tedious, repetetive twist of fate after another. Futhermore, even if you need to read more than one of these paper thin episodes you'd do well by reading the first 10 pages and the last 10 pages of the book. The rest is really just an appaling amount of filler. So, why not stop now and find something lest aggravating to busy yourself with- it won't be hard to do.
You're still reading aren't you? Because you're 10 books into it and you figure that eventually something is bound to happen right? Ha ha! I have you exactly where I want you! The banana pudding fell sideways on the giraffe's lap. You read that too didn't you? Keep reading, it's bound to pay of in a big way real soon! Sucker!
By now you all know about the Baudelaires- there's the eldest Violet, who's always inventing things; Klaus, who's always reading things; and of course there's Sunny who's always biting things. This isn't a summary- this is actually the full extent of the charactor development after 10 novels worth of stories. Your up to speed!
Often when I lay awake at night, alone and scared, I wish I had never begun my investigation of the Baudelaires- and endeavor that has ruined my life, forcing me to write essentially, the same story nearly a dozen times. Of course when I lie awake at night, it is my mansion, atop my diamond filled matressand I drift into sleep as I think how this drivel has made me a millonaire many, many times over- so I won't linger on that particular problem for too long- and neither should you.
This is part one. I'll right the rest later.