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Post by Strider on Apr 23, 2006 6:14:22 GMT -5
bad
everyone dies by huge attack by meducoid mycelium and olaf survives
good
harry potter comes and casts a spell reversing time and going back to before the bauds go to the beach in the first place.
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Post by TheManager on Apr 23, 2006 16:22:35 GMT -5
Dear Readers,
I would surely hope that Count Olaf says he is sorry and gives the Baudelaires a lollipop, then hundreds of pigeons peck him to death.
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Post by Hanae on Apr 23, 2006 18:11:12 GMT -5
You are being sarcastic right??
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Post by descartes on Apr 24, 2006 13:22:20 GMT -5
Worst Way: Olaf transforms into the Littlest Elf after being bitten by one and seeing the full moon.
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Post by cwm3 on Apr 24, 2006 13:42:16 GMT -5
Olaf discovers the books are being published and tears out the final chapter of B13. We have a note from the editor explaining what happened.
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Post by Hanae on Apr 24, 2006 20:18:39 GMT -5
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Thats terrible CWM! Don't say that!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 1, 2006 21:09:34 GMT -5
That'd be awful, let's hope Olaf never has the power to do harm to a work of Lemony's.
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Post by Xonic on May 1, 2006 21:25:12 GMT -5
Yah, and then the last chapter would be another book entitled:
KEEP AWAY FROM OLAF.
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Post by Ernest D on May 5, 2006 19:35:35 GMT -5
Yah, and then the last chapter would be another book entitled: KEEP AWAY FROM OLAF. It would be even worse if the last book turns out to be written by the Hook-Handed Man. No one could read a word. |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 14, 2006 20:44:18 GMT -5
mm. But not necessarily, I've always thought he could spear a pencil on his hook and write like that.
But let's hope it never comes to that.
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Post by Ernest D on May 14, 2006 21:08:28 GMT -5
mm. But not necessarily, I've always thought he could spear a pencil on his hook and write like that. But let's hope it never comes to that. That would still be pretty hard. |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 17, 2006 20:31:12 GMT -5
Certainly, but not impossible. And at least legible. and that's what counts. I suppose one could try it by sticking a nail through a pencil and proceeding to write.
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Post by Skeleton Key on May 18, 2006 0:01:06 GMT -5
He'd have to spear it by the eraser, or diagonally a few centimeters from the point, or else it would be too awkward.
What if a crucial sentence, in which all the secrets of VFD were about to be revealed, as well as the ending of the book and who triumphs, there's some gibberish such as "nhlvjg", then a note saying that Lemony dropped dead from poisoning right then?
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Post by charliesnicket on May 21, 2006 9:10:20 GMT -5
Best Ending: The series ends in some kind of thoughtful, bittersweet, mysterious way. Some of the mysteries are completely unravelled. But others are just hinted at.
Worst Ending: The story just cuts off randomly right near the end, so it's really frustrating!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 29, 2006 20:19:11 GMT -5
Lemony might actually cut it off which would suck, but I don't think he's going to...
There was the "Interested parties should turn to book the thirteenth assuming I live long enough to write such a book" in bbre though...
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