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Post by Celinra on Mar 29, 2006 1:25:04 GMT -5
*resists the urge to quote the "cowbell" speech from SNL*
Yay, I'm in this! Thanks! I can't wait to read more!
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Mar 29, 2006 10:35:07 GMT -5
But I don't want to be a seductress...
This is great anyway, though. I especially liked the Antenora and Celinra being long-lost sisters part.
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Post by deanna. on Mar 29, 2006 18:28:04 GMT -5
*resists the urge to quote the "cowbell" speech from SNL* "More cowbell!" Hehe. You needed a better part than a nicey-nicey girl, Linda. But it can be temporary, if you'd rather be a superhero or something.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Mar 29, 2006 18:32:41 GMT -5
Hey, you're the author; you can do whatever you want. At least I'm seducing Derik instead of some random really cool member or something.
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Post by deanna. on Mar 29, 2006 19:29:33 GMT -5
Scene: The Rhaldeen Home for Abandoned Children.
Everyone has just finished dinner, and Elizabeth and Derik are about to leave.
Derik: Well, thanks for dinner, Linda. I'll be off with Betsy now.
Betsy: Let's go, Daddy! *holds hand*
Derik: Okay, love, in a minute. Thank you, Linda, for taking care of her while I was gone. I see you've done a good job of raising her.
Lady Linda: Well, that IS my job...but thanks anyways. Hopefully you'll be around sometimes.
Derik: I'm sure we will. Betsy will want to visit her friends once in a while.
Betsy: Daddy, let's go!
Derik: Okay, hon...well, bye everyone!
Everyone: Bye!
Elizabeth and Derik exit the scene.
Scene: Dark Avenue Hospital.
Libitina: *groans in pain* Ohh, my leg...
Freshie: My orange tie! You ripped it, J! RAWR!!
Nurse Songbird: *enters* Hi, PJ, how're you - Oh my goodness! Dr J, what are you doing, laying on top of these young, innocent girls on the floor?
Dr. J: *stands up* Oh, uh, I was...That one fainted! *points to Freshie*
Freshie: WTF! That's bull! SHE'S the one who stole George, my boyfriend.
Libitina: MY boyfriend, you mean.
Nurse Songbird: Wait...are you talking about the George who died in the car crash?
Dr. J: Oh, lord, don't tell me YOU were dating him too!
Nurse Songbird: No, no I wasn't...but I WAS his FIANCEE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Libitina: You know what? This is ridiculous. George is dead, and we're fighting over who his girlfriend is! We should be mourning his loss instead!
Freshie: She's right, you know. It doesn't matter who his girlfriend was - what matters is remembering the wonderful person he was for 13 short years. *sniff*
Dr. J: *sobs* OH GEORGIE!! I LOVED YOU SO MUCH!! *pounds the floor*
Nurse Songbird: *drops to knees* Oh George...if you can hear me up there in Heaven, I just want to say that I loved you with all my heart, and that I was looking forward to our wedding and romantic honeymoon. Don't ever leave my side, George!
Freshie: George, I'll always remember the long, unforgettable nights we spent together...I love you!
Libitina: Oh, George, I knew you were the one for me the second I laid eyes on you. The long hair, deep eyes...you were perfect for me. We were perfect for each other! It's so sad that you had to leave just as our relationship was getting stronger...I love you George!
PJ: George, you were my best pal...I LOVE YOU GEORGE!!! *cry* .....I mean, what?
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Post by Songbird on Mar 29, 2006 21:49:59 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]w00t I'm in something Although I don't think I'm much of a soap star[/glow]
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Post by deanna. on Mar 29, 2006 22:04:07 GMT -5
Heh, I don't think many of us are. Except for J, maybe.
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Post by PJ on Mar 29, 2006 22:55:43 GMT -5
Heh. Skillful. George better still be alive, somehow.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Mar 29, 2006 23:08:58 GMT -5
Update or I'll kill you. And you can take that to court.
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Post by PJ on Mar 29, 2006 23:18:02 GMT -5
Update or I'll kill you. And you can take that to court. No jury would convict you.
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Post by Celinra on Mar 29, 2006 23:18:12 GMT -5
Wow, when did George have the time to keep up four relationships? That's pretty talented.
*waits for more*
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Post by deanna. on Mar 29, 2006 23:49:39 GMT -5
Scene: Somewhere in Transylvania
Snicket: Oh, Charlotte. Out of all 5 times I've been married, this is the best relationship yet. *bites*
Charlotte: I'm sorry I ever broke up with you, honeyface. I know now that you're really the one for me. *smooch*
Snicket: *hears a rustle in the trees* Oh, bats. Someone's come to find us! Hide!
Charlotte: *hides*
Gigi: *holds lantern* H-hello? Is anyone there?
Charlotte: Nope, no one's here!
Snicket: WTF, Charlotte!!
Gigi: *looks in bushes* AAAHHH!!!! *runs from vampires*
Scene: Dark Avenue Hospital.
Doctor SnicketFace: *rushes in* Good news! A little boy's just been born, and they've called him George! He looks creepily similar to the George that died in the car crash...
PJ: OMFG, it's the reincarnated George! *celebrates*
Libitina: Wait, wait, HOLD THE PHONE. It's probably just a coincidence.
Freshie: A very, very strange and eerie coincidence.
Dr. J: I'm going to see that little baby. I have a baby photo of George in my wallet, so I'll see if he looks the same or if Dr. SF is going nuts. *leaves*
Silence fills the room as the gang eagerly awaits Dr. J's return from the maternity ward.
Dr. J: *runs back in* It's true! It's completely crazy and insane, but it's true! GEORGE HAS COME BACK IN THE FORM OF AN INNOCENT BABY!!
Freshie: That's awesome! Now, get out of my way so I can abduct him and raise him as my own child and then have a love affair with him.
Nurse Songbird: Don't you think that would be totally awkward for George when he gets old enough to be seduced?
Freshie: I don't care if it's awkward for him, as long as I can steal him and keep him.
Libitina: Not if I get there first!! *runs*
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Post by Shelly on Mar 30, 2006 0:46:59 GMT -5
It's really good. Hope I'm not in it.
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Post by PJ on Mar 30, 2006 1:55:21 GMT -5
Heh. Brilliant.
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Post by deanna. on Mar 30, 2006 20:38:59 GMT -5
Yay, thanks.
I don't have time to write anymore right this second, but I'll try to post some later on today.
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