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Post by Shelly on Apr 12, 2006 1:55:16 GMT -5
When is the next part?
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Post by deanna. on Apr 12, 2006 18:56:22 GMT -5
Apologies, everyone, I've been overloaded with projects and crap for school. Here she blows!
Scene: Dark Avenue Hospital.
Everyone has rushed into the room where the reincarnated George has allegedly been born. They are all extremely shocked to see who the mother of the child is.
Freshie: *horrified* Shruti?!
Shruti: *cuddles George* Aww, my little pookey wookey Georgy Porgey...
Libitina: Shruti? A softie? And a MOTHER?!
Dr J: Yeah, what's the deelio? I thought you weren't getting married.
Shruti: I was raped.
Nurse Songbird: ....oh. That sucks. Why didn't you tell us?
Shruti: I was too embarassed. When my stomach started to show, I pretended I had a horrid sickness so no one knew. When I heard that George died, I knew I had to name my baby George. Even if it was a girl. But lookee here! He looks exactly like George! Amazing, isn't it?
PJ: Vair vair amazing.
Freshie: *looks innocent* Can I hold him?
Shruti: Sure, go ahead.
Freshie: *runs away with George* Muahahahahahahaha!!
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Apr 12, 2006 21:14:35 GMT -5
Yay, you wrote more!
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Post by Shelly on Apr 12, 2006 22:18:06 GMT -5
And it's great!
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Post by deanna. on Apr 13, 2006 0:08:21 GMT -5
Sorry for the shortness, I don't have gigantic amounts of time on my hands. But I'll try and write some more tomorrow. I'm glad you like it!
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Post by Shelly on Apr 13, 2006 1:41:02 GMT -5
Yep. Likable - check!
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Post by joker on Apr 14, 2006 10:52:18 GMT -5
Hehe. Runs away with George...good times, good times....
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Post by deanna. on Jul 30, 2006 23:44:07 GMT -5
Hi. If you're reading this before you've read the edit on page one, don't. Well, I guess you can, if you're too lazy to go back there. I'm continuing the story where I left off, so yeah. Here we go.
Scene: The Giddy Grocer.
Mr. Poe: *whilst being dragged away by Constable Sora* I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY FOR THIS, JEMIMA! JUST YOU WAIT!!
Cst. Sora: Hand over the butter knife, Poe. Not that it's dangerous or anything, though. You couldn't have robbed a preschool with a weapon like that.
Mr. Poe: Hey, you're a cop! You're supposed to be understanding of stuff! I guess you hate me like everyone else does! What little faith I had in cops is now gone FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Scene: Aunty Nora's Book Shop.
Antenora: Oh, Celinra, I can't believe it's really you!
Celinra: Oh, Nora dear, neither I. You look so distraught, though! What's wrong?
Antenora: Well, I --
Robert: *comes out of hiding* Lemme explain. This chick named Charlotte. You know her? She read a cursed vampire story in this shop and now she's disappeared. She's probably a vampire like Megan now. Megan...*sniff*
Celinra: Oh, nose! Where on earth could she be?
Gretchen: Transylvania? Maybe.
Antenora: *snaps* That's it! Transylvania! That's where all vampires go! We'd better hurry, before she bites anyone!
So Gretchen, Robert, Celinra, and Antenora decided to go on an adventure in Transylvania to save their chum, Charlotte, before it was too late. What will become of them? What will become of Charlotte and Snicket? Stay tuned to find out!
Sorry it's so short. I want to go to bed. More tomorrow, guaranteed.
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Post by Sora on Jul 31, 2006 0:23:45 GMT -5
Good to see it back. I really liked this. Kinda short, but great.
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Post by deanna. on Jul 31, 2006 17:57:42 GMT -5
Scene: Dark Avenue Hospital.
Libitina: YOU GET BACK HERE, FRESHIE!! RIGHT NOW!!
PJ: That's not gonna help.
Libitina: You're right. *runs* HE'S MINE, MISSY!!!
Dr. J: Oh, the hell with it. *runs after Libitina*
Nurse Songbird follows suit and leaves PJ and Shruti in the hospital room.
PJ: So, uh, who raped you?
Shruti: Oh, you don't want to know. Really.
PJ: Of course I do. I-
PJ stops mid sentence. Shruti watches in horror as PJ's eyes roll back into his head and his body falls limp in his wheelchair.
Shruti: Oh, my god. Oh, god, god, GOD. HELP!! SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR!!
But of course, the only doctor in their ward at the moment is Dr. J, and she's off pursuing baby George.
Shruti: HELP! WE NEED HELP RIGHT NOW!! CALL A DOCTOR!! *rings buzzer beside bed* DOCTOR!
Dr. Jemima: *rushes in* What is it, Shruti dear? I - oh my god! Is that PJ?! What happened to him?!
Shruti: I - I don't know! He was talking to me, and his eyes went all crazy and he went all limp and stuff!
Dr. Jem: Oh, my PJ! *shakes* PJ! WAKE UP! Come on, love, wake up, honey!
Shruti: Honey?! What's wrong with you?!
Dr. Jem: Oh, uh, we were sort of in a heavy relationship. But no one knows that, so don't tell anyone! PJ!
Shruti: You? You and PJ?! No way!
Dr. Jem: Oh, my god, Shruti. He - he's dead.
Scene: Derik's Mansion.
Derik: Well, here we are, Betsy. Pick any room you want!
Betsy: Okay! Come on, Samreen!
Derik: I'm just gonna phone someone, okay, Bets?
Betsy: 'Kay, Daddy! *runs upstairs*
Derik: *dials number*
Euro: Hello?
Derik: Hey, sweet thang, it's me.
Euro: Hey, sexy. What's up?
Derik: I just picked up Elizabeth. She - she doesn't know about you yet.
Euro: Oh, baby, you haven't told her yet? How do you think she'll react?
Derik: Oh, I think she'll be fine. She's so excited that she's found her real dad now.
Euro: But what if you get me pregnant, honey? Will she want to have a little half sister or brother?
Derik: I don't see why not. She's lived with other kids her whole life. She IS 8 years old.
Euro: She's 8? Oh, great! She's just old enough to send to Swiss boarding school. Heh heh.
Derik: Really? I thought she had to be 9 before we sent her to Switzerland.
Euro: Nope. The school we had in mind just opened a class for 8 year olds. Sort of a prep class for when they actually do classes at the school.
Derik: Oh, perfect. We'll send her there as early as possible. Say, August?
Euro: Perfect. So, what time should I come over tonight? 7ish?
Derik: Sure. We'll make sure she's in bed before we - you know. Before we do it again.
Euro: Of course. We wouldn't want her walking in on us, would we?
Derik: Definitely not. Well, I'd better go and check on Betsy. See you at seven!
Euro: Yep. I love you, baby. See you tonight.
Derik: I love you too, baby. Bye.
CLICK!
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Post by Libitina on Jul 31, 2006 19:21:51 GMT -5
Ahh, I was just thinking about this the other day. I'm so glad you've started it up again, it's brilliant.
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Post by Shelly on Aug 16, 2006 1:44:52 GMT -5
Yeah, me too.
Too bad I'm not in it.
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