|
Post by Shelly on Mar 30, 2006 20:55:19 GMT -5
That's great news!
|
|
|
Post by Celinra on Apr 3, 2006 10:37:02 GMT -5
This is really funny, I can't wait to read more!
|
|
|
Post by deanna. on Apr 3, 2006 18:46:08 GMT -5
Sorry I haven't updated for a bit, I've been really busy...I have a buttload of projects to do for school.
Scene: The sidewalk outside of the Rhaldeen Home for Abandoned Children.
Derik: So, Bets, where do you want to go?
Betsy: *shrug* I don't know...where do you live?
Derik: Across town, in a big mansion. You can have a room all to yourself!
Betsy: Do you have a doggy?
Derik: No, but I've got lots of cash! Do you want one?
Betsy: Yes, please...you must be real rich, daddy!
Derik: You could say that...the pet store's just up this way. Let's go!
Betsy and Derik walk to the pet shop, hand in hand.
Betsy: *walks into the pet shop* Look at that one, daddy! I want that guy!
Derik: You sure, Bets? You haven't looked at any of the other puppies yet.
Betsy: Nonono, bad boy. I want this one.
Derik: Sounds good. *ahem* Excuse me, miss, I'd like to buy this dog, please..
Random saleslady: Sure thing.
Derik: *pays for dog* Here you are, Betsy..what do you want to name him?
Betsy: I'll call it Samreen! Come here, Samreen, li'l pupz!!
|
|
|
Post by Freshie on Apr 3, 2006 19:24:03 GMT -5
GEORGE IS SO MINE. YAY.
|
|
|
Post by deanna. on Apr 3, 2006 19:52:53 GMT -5
How do you know he's not Orangey's? Or J.'s? Or Songbird's? ;D
|
|
|
Post by Freshie on Apr 3, 2006 20:01:46 GMT -5
Because he looooooves me. And wants to rape me.
|
|
|
Post by joker on Apr 3, 2006 20:24:44 GMT -5
This is really gettin awesome! I exploded when I heard the uncanny resemblance to George/Baby George it was hilarious! I hope I get to be in it soon!
|
|
|
Post by deanna. on Apr 3, 2006 22:06:24 GMT -5
Exploding jtb2? That's..not good.
Freshmabob, it'd be quite difficult for him to rape you as a newborn.
|
|
|
Post by Shelly on Apr 4, 2006 1:10:18 GMT -5
*chuckles* That would be difficult.
Great job, Deanna. Can't wait for more.
|
|
|
Post by PJ on Apr 4, 2006 5:13:21 GMT -5
Exploding jtb2? That's..not good. Freshmabob, it'd be quite difficult for him to rape you as a newborn. Difficult...BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
|
|
|
Post by Freshie on Apr 4, 2006 15:05:26 GMT -5
Ok fine....
I'M .the one who wants to rape him.
Not baby George.
Nor dead George.
Just George in general on here.
|
|
|
Post by s on Apr 4, 2006 18:17:35 GMT -5
This is brilliant. Hilarious. I love soap operas (they're hilarious!), and this is a darn good one.
|
|
|
Post by Libitina on Apr 4, 2006 20:28:30 GMT -5
How do you know he's not Orangey's? Or J.'s? Or Songbird's? ;D Well she knows that he's not mine because she's going to eat me. o.O I'm scared of Freshie. Brilliant job again, Deanna.
|
|
|
Post by Skeleton Key on Apr 4, 2006 21:14:53 GMT -5
I went to the awards show with George. It was fun. I'm going ot peel him off the side of the road if I can.
|
|
|
Post by deanna. on Apr 5, 2006 20:48:41 GMT -5
Yay, I'm glad you like it. Here comes another chapter/installment thing.
Scene: Dark Avenue Hospital.
Dr. J: NO. GEORGY'S MINE!!
Freshie: Outta the way, m'boyz, I've got a baby to kidnap!
Dr. SnicketFace: *gets trampled*
PJ: Ashley! Wheel me in there, I have to see what happens.
Nurse Songbird: Aye aye, Captain!
PJ: I'm not a pirate. I'm an effing ninja!
Scene: The Giddy Grocer.
Jemima: *walks in* *looks around* Snicket? Where are you? It's my shift now, you can leave.
There is no answer, obviously, as Snicket has eloped with Charlotte in Transylvania.
Jemima: *shrug* I guess he left early. It's dead in here anyways.
Suddenly, the door bangs open. A short figure in an atrocious black outfit and toque is in the doorway, holding a dull-looking butter knife.
Jemima: *disgusted* Mr Poe?! What are YOU doing here?
Mr Poe: What does it look like? ROBBING THE GIDDY GROCER, that's what it looks like!! Now, gimme all you got....please.
Jemima: Poe, you are SO juvenile. You've probably never robbed a store before. Firstly, you're not supposed to say please when you're robbing someone.
Mr Poe: Well, I was just trying to be polite. God, Jemima! Why don't you just leave me alone and let me do my own thing once in a while? Everyone bashes me, everyone hates me and my forum...
Whilst Mr Poe rambles mindlessly, Jemima calls the police, informing them that there's an idiotic robber in the store. Mr Poe, being as ignorant as he is, does not notice, and continues rambling.
Mr Poe: ...God, you guys are such IDIOTS. You all hate me for no good reason? I'm a good guy! But NOOOO. No one notices that because they're so distracted and focused on my BAD points!! Not that there's many of them, anyways! They just BLOW THE WHOLE THING OUT OF PROPORTION!!!!
Cst. Sora: Alrighty, what seems to be the problem here?
Mr Poe: WTF, Jemima?! You called the friggin cops on me?? I was just trying to rob a grocery store! It's not that big of a deal! You all just hate me!!
While Mr Poe rants some more, Cst. Sora handcuffs him.
|
|