U T O P I A
Catastrophic Captain
And in the icy silence of the tomb, so haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights.
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Post by U T O P I A on May 6, 2006 8:19:07 GMT -5
Olaf: [to Violet] Marry me!
Violet: Look, you tried that before. Don't make me slap you.
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Post by Hanae on May 6, 2006 12:10:42 GMT -5
Violet: I got you this book Klaus.
Klaus: Books are dumb.
yzay for my 200th post.
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U T O P I A
Catastrophic Captain
And in the icy silence of the tomb, so haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights.
Posts: 97
Likes: 1
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Post by U T O P I A on May 7, 2006 13:19:20 GMT -5
Based on Christin's...
Justice Strauss: [To Violet] Remind me dear, why do you tie your hair up with a ribbon?
Klaus: She does it to help her concentrate while thinking up new inventions.
Sunny: Me agree!
Violet: No, silly, I do it because it is 'in'.
Esmé: [choking up] I'm so proud!
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Post by descartes on May 9, 2006 20:16:14 GMT -5
Sunny: wanbetskel (I hate cooking. Lemony only gave me this stupid skill becuase he couldn't think of anything else to give me that would be similar to my siblings' skills. I hate Lemony)
Lemony: Well, I'm sorry but you try to write a book while drunk and having your pregnent sister beat you with a sugar bowl.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on May 10, 2006 11:14:47 GMT -5
Esme: *Drags herself out of a pile of bruning rubble*
Carmelita: I didn't think we would survive that.
Esme: the pesticides on this lettuce are non flammable.
Carmelita; Cool. We should go back into the books and never argue with the baudelaires again. I feel different. I never want to argue again!
Esme: Me either!
Jerome: Finally! My perfect world.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 11, 2006 20:54:36 GMT -5
haha.
Olaf: *at the church of the alleged virgin*
Lemony: ...What are you doing here?
Olaf: *solemn* worshipping of course.
Lemony: *puts hand on olaf's shoulder in a comradely way and joins him*
Mrs. Bass: OH NO. THE MONEY I STOLE FROM MULCTUARY MONEY MANAGEMENT IS STILL IN THE HOTEL.
Mr. Poe: Not my problem, I've got to find the Baudelaires and take care of them and make sure they're safe and sound for the rest of their lives. *walks off*
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Post by Hanna Squalor on May 20, 2006 20:54:56 GMT -5
Daniel Handler: Hmmm....lets confuse those 667 kids...I'm going to run that novel into the ground!
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Lemony: As I sit here in a small white house with a picked fence living happily with Beatrice I can only tell you how happy those Baudelaires are now. Only yesterday I was discussing with my good friend Olaf that it was good that the children remembered that Esme was in fact their real mother.
Esme and Beatrice are just as close of sister as they ever were now. Esme got over the fact that B once stole that sweater from her.
It was a good thing that Olaf came back and saved her from the fire. Dewey can Kit came over the other day with their little girl. I'm glad that harpoon missed all his major organs. Did I mention Jerome was the Baudelaire's father all along yet? Silly me I must have forgotten. But he left after he became addicted to cocaine... Why else do you think he was so happy all the time. Who could be that happy while living with Esme?
I must cut the novel short because everyone's coming over to watch the littlest elf. Bye! I mean uh..the end?
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Post by Skeleton Key on May 20, 2006 21:04:00 GMT -5
Violet: My REAL skill is writing WSW fanfics! And this is my secret. I have labeled barrels, and depending on the type of fic I want to write, I draw from a certain barrel. Say I want to write a shocking, smutty A/U with slash.
Character 1: Ernest Denouement
Character 2: The man with a beard but no hair
Character 3: Quigley Quagmire
Body part to lick: Tonsils
Taboo subject: Cannibalism
Alteration: Isadora Quagmire fell out of the SSHAMH in TVV.
And it's that easy!
Klaus: My god, all those abbreviations are making me ill!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 26, 2006 20:47:17 GMT -5
Frank: Ernest and I are TWINS!
Mr. Poe: No no, you're TRIPLETS, the death of your brother should not in any way affect your birth identity.
Man with beard and woman with hair: *Turn simulataneously to face Olaf* GUILTY.
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Post by jacktripper FROZEN ACCOUNT on May 31, 2006 17:30:09 GMT -5
Klaus would never say....
MY GOD, I am so glad that when our house burned down it took all the books with it.
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Post by descartes on Jun 2, 2006 13:39:39 GMT -5
Klaus: I want to get the sugar bowl because -
Violet: We all know, it has some important thing in it
Klaus: No, let me finish. I want to get it so that I can sell it on ebay
Violet: But then Olaf can get it!
Klaus: Well thats life.....
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jun 3, 2006 16:57:33 GMT -5
*After book the 12th Olaf sits on the boat as the Baudelaires sleep. He reaches into his coat pocket for some warth, when he finds an envelope.He opens the lettter to find a note Esme had given him the day she died.*
Dear Olaf,
I have some good news. I have just discovered the location of the sugar bowl! I will continue to pretend as if I haven't found it for the sake of keeping it to ourselves.
Love Esme
Olaf: NO!!!!!
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Post by twistedbrain on Jun 3, 2006 16:59:46 GMT -5
Weird reporter: Olaf! You've just won the Sugar Bowl! What are you gonna do now?
Olaf: I'm going to DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 4, 2006 20:49:56 GMT -5
hahaha.
Violet: Give 'em the old one two!
Klaus: I'M THE MOST POWERFUL MAN THERE EVER WAS. *rips shirt off and punches out Olaf and the sinister duo*
Sunny: Mr. T!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jun 5, 2006 18:44:40 GMT -5
Olaf: I've run out of wine! *Searches frantically for a along time for wine*...need...wine...sober-nesss...returning....*Click*
Hello, my darling children. Now that I have come out of my drunken anger we can all live happily together. I'm really a nice person, as long as I don't drink.
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