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Post by Klaus19 on Apr 26, 2006 15:59:32 GMT -5
Klaus: This Purse Dosent Go With my outfit!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Apr 26, 2006 16:45:35 GMT -5
Violet: Admit it, Olaf!
Olaf: No!
Violet: Yes! I know that you always had a secret desire to be a -
Olaf: Don't say it.
Violet: a -
Olaf: DON'T SAY IT!!!!!
Violet: A..... super-dooper-pooper-scooper-trooper! *runs off laughing maniacally*
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Apr 26, 2006 18:19:45 GMT -5
Olaf:I'm going to join V.F.D again but they think I'm a traitor....I'll make a fake name...how about Benny Dick Arnold?
Esme: Irony!
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Post by descartes on Apr 26, 2006 20:01:42 GMT -5
*Police catch olaf*
Olaf: It was such a brilliant plan. And I would gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and that dumb baby.
Klaus: Does anyone else see something wrong with this??
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*Police Catch Olaf*
Police: It was hard, but we finally cought you, Olaf.
Olaf: You didn't catch me!
Police: Yes, we did.
Olaf: No you didn't, this is just all part of my plan. MWAHH HAA HAA SNEEGLE MOODLE PUNDEE HAY
Police: Would you mind telling us your plan?
Olaf: Not at all. I am going to somehow tunnel out of the prison with a miniature pick ax that my friend green got for me. Then the warden is going to find my tunnel and I am going to go to a bank and take all of his money and then he is going to kill himself because the police are going to be after him.
Police: YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, MISTER. YOU ARE VIOLATING COPYRIGHT LAWS. DO YOU WANT TO GET SUED?
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Apr 29, 2006 12:11:45 GMT -5
I don't get the last one. Anyway: Violet and Klaus: *staring at moon, dancing and singing* We like tha moon, coz it is close to us. We like tha MOOOOOOOOOON! Sunny: Spongemonkey. (No more internet videos for you!) Olaf: *walking up and down a hill* Hill goes up, hill goes down, hill goes up, hill goes down. Esme: Hey, Olaf, wutcha doin up there? Olaf: *muffled, sounds like "ah-uh-oh"* Esme: What? Olaf: *muffled, sounds like "ah-uh-oh" except a bit louder* Esme: WHAT DID YOU SAY?  ? Olaf: I SAID, AH-UH-OH!!!!! Esme: Oh. Well, that makes perfect sense. |
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Post by Skeleton Key on Apr 29, 2006 21:04:06 GMT -5
Olaf: When we aren't pursuing the Baudelaires, Esme and I like to sing kareoke in fork lift language.
Esme: *into microphone* Beeeeeeep, beeeeeeep!
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Post by descartes on Apr 29, 2006 22:18:23 GMT -5
I don't get the last one. It's from the movie, The Shawshank Redemption. |
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Post by Phoebonica on Apr 30, 2006 8:52:43 GMT -5
(In what we laughably refer to as the "real world", Daniel Handler is working on the final few pages of Book The Thirteenth.
DH: You know what? This is way too depressing. Screw narrative integrity.
He types hurriedly.)
In the book:
Olaf: (glazed expression): The Count am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving town for no raisin!
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Post by charliesnicket on May 1, 2006 8:57:55 GMT -5
Violet: Count Olaf....... I..... I have something to tell you.
Olaf: Well hurry up! I have to be at the convention of ISALM (Impecably Sweet and Lovely Men) in ten minutes!
Violet: Well, I............. OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Breaks into chorus of 'Stick wit U' BY the Pussycat Dolls, singing very loudly and screechingly*
*Makes out with Olaf*
Yeah, I know its really bad, but it's all I could think of!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 1, 2006 20:03:39 GMT -5
That's pretty gross.
Klaus: We have one choice left guys.
Violet+sunny: Whasat?
Klaus: TO ARMS!!!!!!!!! *enters sporting goods store*
Olaf: HA. They just eleveated me to moviestar status. I don't NEED your fortune anymore. *dances*
Carmelita: No fair countie, your dance is better than mine. *sulks*
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Post by descartes on May 3, 2006 22:23:33 GMT -5
Olaf:*Climbs out of Jim Carrey's T.V. while he is watching ASOUE movie*
Olaf: OMG! This man is my alter ego!
Jim: Righty then.....
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U T O P I A
Catastrophic Captain
And in the icy silence of the tomb, so haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights.
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Post by U T O P I A on May 5, 2006 9:58:31 GMT -5
Esme - I'm the one who kidnapped Captain Widdershins...and you're all welcome to our wedding.
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Post by thedoctororwell on May 5, 2006 11:38:20 GMT -5
(in response to Utopia's wedding plans about you know who)
Violet : OMFG ! NOOOOOO !
Klaus : I'd like to shoot them both, but I'm afraid it would create a time paradox...
Esmé and Widdershins' revengious daughter back from future : Indeed.
Violet : Er... You're Paris Hilton, aren't you ?
Esmé and Widdershins' revengious daughter back from future : NOOOOO ! I've just been identified ! I can't belong to this dimension anymore !
(special effects)
(time goes back to normal)
Esmé : Er... What was I talking about ?
Violet%Klaus : Nevermind...
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U T O P I A
Catastrophic Captain
And in the icy silence of the tomb, so haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights.
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Post by U T O P I A on May 5, 2006 12:40:43 GMT -5
(continues)
Esmé : Oh yeah! I remember now, we just met my future-Widdershins-daughter, who I will name Beatrice, after my best-est friend ever. When I said "stole", I meant "borrowed" the sugar bowl...because borrowing is in!
Olaf: But we killed her together!
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Esmé : Beatrice stole *it* from me!
Violet: Stole what?
Esmé : My virginity...
Lemony: [narative] So *that's* why she couldn't marry me.
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Post by descartes on May 5, 2006 16:26:38 GMT -5
(continues) Esmé : Beatrice stole *it* from me! Violet: Stole what? Esmé : My virginity... Lemony: [narative] So *that's* why she couldn't marry me. Lemony: And if you don't know what that means kids, you can look it up yourself! |
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