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Post by Sapphire on Oct 10, 2004 10:10:26 GMT -5
I remember someone did this at a different message board with Teen Titans and it was pretty funny. So I thought I'd try it here with ASOUE. This is pretty self-explanitory, just put down some things that ASOUE characters would never say or do.
I can't think of any right now.
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Antenora
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Post by Antenora on Oct 10, 2004 10:14:00 GMT -5
This is something that I'm secretly hoping the Baudelaires will say, but I doubt they will:
"It's like we're trapped in some awful children's book written by an absurdly named author!"
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Post by pg13snicketfile on Oct 10, 2004 12:49:53 GMT -5
HAHAHAA! That would be great ;D I can't think of anything witty enough right now, but i'll be back when I can!
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Oct 10, 2004 13:08:46 GMT -5
This is something Esme would never say.
Olaf, make me an Aquas Martini
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Post by pg13snicketfile on Oct 10, 2004 14:33:00 GMT -5
 I'm not getting that one...hmm...
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 10, 2004 16:33:36 GMT -5
I'm not getting that one...hmm... Esmé would nver say that cause antiquis martinis are out now. |
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 10, 2004 16:44:54 GMT -5
Oh, I just thought of one, although it isn't really that funny.
Violet: *to Count Olaf* You're my best friend!
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Post by Antenora on Oct 10, 2004 16:46:09 GMT -5
Sapphire, try not to double post. You can modify your posts instead.
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 11, 2004 8:31:13 GMT -5
Olaf: "You know, it might be easier if I gave up my life of crime and stopped chasing everyone and just started an enviromentally-based group."
Things that would not be written:
Klaus Baudelaire had woken up one morning to discover he had changed into a horrible vermin.
Or however The Metamorphesis starts.
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Oct 11, 2004 15:12:44 GMT -5
Lemony
- Why is it that all I do is whine over Beatrice and stalk children that apparently have no connection with me? I'm going to start a new life of mackin' and pimpin'!
- The only reason I am so sensitive is because I'm really a woman.
Violet
- Klaus, I know we're on the verge of death and about to be killed, but...I just can't think of an invention.
- Like OMG! That pink ribbon is soooo in! GAG ME WITH A SPOON!
- You know, Olaf, you and your henchmen may always come on to me...but you never seem to make a move. Why NOT!? I want some action now!
Sunny
- VIOLET!? What are you doing to that poor squirell!?
Klaus
- Reading is really boring, can i play video games instead?
- Violet, Olaf's right. you are very pretty.
Olaf
- Kids, if there is anything at all that you want to talk about, just feel free to come and talk to me. If something troubles you or my behavior seems inapporpriate, please tell me.
- I'm...gay.
- Oh Violet, I would never come on to you if we were in a suggestive situation where we were all alone and there was shackles in the room.
I'll do more...but I'll give you all a chance.
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Post by SnicketFires on Oct 11, 2004 16:57:17 GMT -5
Lemony: "Beatrice was my sister. For some reason, she didn't like the idea of us getting married. However, that didn't stop us from pulling a Watch-Your-Mouth..."
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 11, 2004 17:16:55 GMT -5
Klaus: - Violet, Olaf's right. you are very pretty. Isn't that suggested in THH? Also: Those are wonderful! They beat the bleep out of my Metamorphosis line! |
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 11, 2004 17:23:12 GMT -5
This sorta started to play out in my head...No idea where it can from.
Setting: Violet and Klaus are quietly discussing something while Sunny sits off to the side.
Klaus: No, no. We can't tell her. Imagine what it'll do to her young psyche!
Violet: She'll figure it out sometime. She's developing quite a mind.
Klaus: I just don't think she's ready.
Violet: Better now than later.
Klaus: Fine.
(They walk over to Sunny).
Violet: Sunny, we'd like you to know that...
Klaus: We're robots.
Dot dot dot
As I said, no idea where it came from.
Esme: Y'know, it's on the inside that counts, not the outside.
Esme: Y'know, this outfit is just insane. In or not, there's no way to get me into it. (Refering to any number of outfits she's worn.)
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Post by kjlsnicket29 on Oct 11, 2004 20:12:57 GMT -5
Here's something:
Violet: I hate to say it Klaus, but reading and researching isn't very IN right now. Inventing IS though.
Klaus: Violet, Sunny, why don't we just give up. Let's give Olaf our fortune.
Sunny, Violet: Ok. Fine.
Sunny: Peppermints are actually very good, once you get used to them.
Esme: *to Olaf* Olaf, my dear, the greater good doesn't MATTER! Let's just..raise these wonderful orphan children in my penthouse with Jerome, and...become GOOD V.F.Ders!
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 11, 2004 20:17:43 GMT -5
Klaus ; *to Sunny* I've always found you attractive.
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I'm not getting that one...hmm...
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