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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Apr 28, 2007 21:45:13 GMT -5
Olaf: I feel pretty!!! oh so pretty!!! i fell pretty and witty and GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! *gets hit with a marshmallow*
Klaus: whoop....there it goes.....yup....my brain stopped.
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Post by Spymaster E on May 6, 2007 13:09:43 GMT -5
KLaus: (is dressed in all pink) Esme: AHHH! SO...MUCH...PINK *sheilds eyes*
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Post by Jacques Snicket on May 8, 2007 17:05:39 GMT -5
Olaf: I have called this meeting of Arsonists Anonymous. First of all, I am Count Olaf, and I am an arsonist. You must state your name and tell us that fire has you under its power by stating; "…and I am an arsonist", after you speak your name. You! Go!
Random Guy #1: My name is Charles Toptree, and I am an arsonist.
Olaf: Very good, very good. Now, there are thirteen—
Girl: Excuse me sir, but is this the meeting hall for the Volunteer Fire Department? Olaf: Why no. This is a meeting for Arsonists Anonymous, where arsonists who seek to be cured of their predicament can come here for weekly sessions.
*Girl leaves*
Random Guy #2: Well, this sucks. Let's go burn down some mansion!
*Arsonists stampede out to get their matches and kindling*
Olaf: *whimers* Wait for meeeeee!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Spymaster E on May 27, 2007 14:06:34 GMT -5
Count Olaf: I feel preety, I feel giddy, I feel pretty and witty and bright...
Quigley: Yo, 'sup Vi. Say, you like wanna come ovah to my crib tonight. I stole it. Hopefully, da fuzz and da 'rents won't show. whaddya say? Violet: ..................At least your not talking like a British Gentleman (shudders) Quigley: ya, da euopreans are whack!
Quigley: Very lovley indeed (turns to Violet) Violet: Ew! Boy germs!
Sunny: Supercalofragisiticexpeallodociouseventhoughthesounfofitissomethingquiteatrociouskmntypythonandtheholygrailghjtjghfsuystvoniybotstsivtoitvntbrobdignagiancrabapplebushisaretardyiyuirytidbuujkuhfhhhfluyoitoqqqqqqqqydybysybsyflamboozlewaggledognafanficationdippywippyesmewangerblashemhammerdomdong! Lemony: Which probably meant something like, "Yes."
Elanora Poe: I've decided not let undue bias get in the way of my decisions.
Fiona: (to Isadora) I must say, "I've always found you somkin' hot!"
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Post by thistledown on May 27, 2007 19:15:14 GMT -5
Olaf: "Your a wizard, Klaus."
Klaus: "Oh! My great giddy knickers! I can do magic?"
Olaf: "That is what the word 'wizard' entails, isn't it?"
Klaus: "Well...yes...and do I get to wear a dress? Violet never lets me wear dresses. Ever. And I really want to wear dresses and bows and fluffy pink cardigans..."
Olaf: *sighs* "You and Dolores Umbridge will get along nicely. Considering he wanted to wear dresses. So he became a female teacher. It was sad, really."
Klaus: "What does this have to do with me getting to wear a dress?"
Olaf: "And what does being a wizard have to do with a dress?" *Rummages in deep pockets in his oversize brown coat* "Now let me see here...maybe I can find something to...shut you...up..."
Klaus: "Why are you holding that knife? And why are you so ugly? And WHY DO YOU HAVE MY GRANDMOTHER?"
Olaf: "What are you talking about? This is a toothpick."
Klaus: "Exactly," *strokes toothpick* "A grandmother toothpick."
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Post by Spymaster E on Jun 9, 2007 18:18:41 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket: *smiles*
Mr. Poe: Children, I love you guys. I'll be responsible and protect you! Violet: Get lost, you fat idiot!
Fiona: I love Isadora. She's hawt!1!1!
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Post by thistledown on Jun 10, 2007 18:34:21 GMT -5
Violet: I can't eat this cookie--it's 200 calories!
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Jun 19, 2007 18:53:49 GMT -5
Violet: OH MY GAWD! they killed sunny!! Klaus: You --------!
Hooky: Okay Klaus, tell me the greatest army that the Americans have gone against!! Klaus: Saddam? Hooky: no Klaus: The japanese? Hooky: before that Klaus: The germans? Hooky: still before that... Klaus: ....the germans again? Hooky: No!!!
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Post by alyssa on Jun 19, 2007 19:40:58 GMT -5
Sunny: I want pudding
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Post by Dante on Jun 20, 2007 10:02:14 GMT -5
Closing time, everyone. By my reckoning, I've had to warn people in this thread to keep this thread clean - by which I mean of both profanity and sexual content and anything else that may be offensive - maybe six times now? Not counting any occasions where I've just edited out offensive content and PMed the person involved. Now, maybe that's not bad for a thread that's nearly three years old, but having seen the same sort of material arise once again right now, it's become clear that this thread lends itself to material that is inappropriate and against 667's decrees or the ProBoards Terms of Service, as well as to meaningless spam. Take it as a token of my condolences for the loss of a frequently amusing thread that I'm not handing out warnings or strikes to the people involved. (And if anyone's thinking of starting a new thread along the same lines as this one, remember that it will continue to be subject to the same rules that closed this thread, and I will be keeping a close eye on it.)
Locked.
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