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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jun 15, 2006 16:39:04 GMT -5
Klaus: You know what dude? that time we made putenesca for and you totally disregaurded it without telling us that you wanted roast beef kinda mad me feel upset. Olaf: Oh really? Sorry man.
Sunny: Regrettably I have made poo poo...
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 15, 2006 20:32:07 GMT -5
Olaf: Forget roast beef, I want a ham sandwich.
Justice Strauss: I'm through with you kids. I'm going back to being a horse thief.
Olaf: This mycelium is much too dangerous, we ought to stop by Lousy Lane and destroy this poison.
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Post by descartes on Jun 16, 2006 9:50:32 GMT -5
Olaf: You know whats in the sugar bowl? Lemony: Don't say it Olaf: Its Lemony: DON'T SAY IT Olaf: Beatrice!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lemony: Thats not whats in the sugar bowl. Not even close.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 16, 2006 21:25:43 GMT -5
hahaha. Lemony: *playing frisbee with sugarbowl* Esme: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S MIIIIIIIIINE. Olaf: Go long Lemony! *tosses* Esme: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG. Lemony: *drops* Uh-oh... Esme: *grabs stiletto heel and chases after Lemony* Olaf: False alarm! That was just a fake, here's the real one! *pulls out another sugarbowl* Esme: *changes course and darts for Olaf*
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jun 17, 2006 13:01:14 GMT -5
hehe.....
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Post by joker on Jun 17, 2006 17:07:01 GMT -5
Violet: Olaf, i feel bad about thwarting every single one of your plans! So, can we just start from the beginning and will you marry me? Olaf: No, you need your fortune more than I. Go have a happy life with ________while I continue acting and forget all about fortunes and V.F.D. and my quest for teh sugar bowl.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 19, 2006 20:51:47 GMT -5
Olaf: You're kidding me! *Smashes sugarbowl* Esme: *goes into shock* OLAF! Olaf: It's salt! How DARE they put salt in a sugarbowl! Esme: *dies of shock and despair*
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Post by porzer on Jul 26, 2006 11:34:35 GMT -5
Quigley : Violet I love you Violet : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa! HAH! Oh, you're serious?
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 11, 2006 13:45:39 GMT -5
hehe. Violet: Here Olaf, we found some fruit! Olaf: *WAILS* BUT I WANTED ROAST BEEF! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Klaus: Sunny have you switched bodies with olaf? Sunny: No. Olafbaby. Violet: That's certainly what it seems like. Olaf would you prefer a raw carrot? Olaf: BITE!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 14, 2006 13:06:35 GMT -5
Violet: OMG I broke a nail! *bawls*
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Post by descartes on Aug 16, 2006 0:44:31 GMT -5
Klaus: You know what olaf? Lets just call a truce and go back to our mansion and watch pokemon and have cheese its. Olaf: Well, I am a sucker for cheese its.
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Aug 17, 2006 16:34:29 GMT -5
lol
Klaus is dressed as a super guy...
Interviewer: So does your wife have any super powers? Klaus: yes...once a month...she becomes EVIL....and i CANNOT DEFEAT HER! The children run in terror! our big dog cowards under the couch! Thats when i put on this suit and get the heck out!!! Interviewer: ah, so you have kids? Klaus: two boys Interviewer: and what do they do? Klaus: They tick me off! ;D
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 20, 2006 12:37:44 GMT -5
Klaus: Aliens are attacking! Violet, invent something to destroy them all! Violet: I love mass slaughter, but I don't think I can! Sunny: Genosteak! (I've just cooked a steak that will start a disease to kill them all! Violet+Klaus: GREAT JOB SUNNY! *all laugh evilly* Yeah that was pretty stupid wasn't it?
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Aug 20, 2006 15:27:11 GMT -5
... XD
Violet: Klaus you know where are right?? Klaus: Think about it for a second. Violet: *looks at the floor thinking hard* Klaus: We got on the plane Violet: Long as hell... Klaus: we got here Violet: cold as hell... Sunny: We got in Taxi Violet: scary as hell... Klaus: The driver brought us here Violet: couldn't speek English worth hell!... Sunny: went to hotel Violet: expensive as hell!!... Sunny: so....? Violet: *looks up* we're in Hell.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 23, 2006 20:53:11 GMT -5
Hahaha. I've seen a dvd with that quote. Klaus: I've decided to give up reading to go to the gym and get jacked. I want to be the strongest man in the world! Olaf: Please don't hurt me Mr. Klaus sir- please- Klaus: I am the strongest human of all time! *beats Olaf senselessly*
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