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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Aug 25, 2006 6:55:15 GMT -5
Camelita: I CAN FLY!! Fiona: oh really? Camelita: Yes I CAN FLYYYYYYY!!!! Fiona: to where? Camelita: *points in front of her* there! Fiona: ...meh...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 26, 2006 18:50:52 GMT -5
hehe.....
Esme: Olaf, dearest, we're supposed to go capture that Snicket person. Olaf: *Logged onto compter, playing Myst* I can't right now, Esme, I'm trying to get the damn elevator to work! Esme: But Ollie...... *pouts* Come with me or I'll throw that game out the wndow! Olaf: * stands defensively in front of computer, hisses* Esme: Okay...... another time, then!
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Sept 4, 2006 7:06:58 GMT -5
Whats Mist anyway? ((is interested)) Olaf: do we really have to go to Connecticut? Esme: every one says that Connecticut is the INest state in the country. Olaf: but what can Connecticut have to offer us? Hooky: Lyme disease Olaf: thank you Fernald.
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Post by Brownie on Sept 5, 2006 20:05:45 GMT -5
Myst is the most boring computer game known to man kind. JK Mystress!
Violet: I'm telling you to losen up my buttons babe, (Uhuh), but you keep running, saying what you gonna do to me,(uhuh), but I see nothing!
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Post by Grace on Sept 8, 2006 16:37:06 GMT -5
Lemony: Look what I found online, Kit! Kit: What? L: It's a forum devoted to the books I've been writing!
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Sept 9, 2006 9:10:39 GMT -5
heh...
Klaus: Ma Milkshake Brings All Da Boys To Da Yard!!! ;D
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Sept 12, 2006 18:53:56 GMT -5
Klaus: Look at this word! It's "Ramification." Violet: What does it mean? Klaus: The process of being transformed into a ram or sheep. Lemony Snicket: No it's not! It means the consequence of an action taken! Klaus: Since when did you go to grammar school? Lemony Snicket: Yes I did– Klaus: That was a rhetorical question! Lemony Snicket: I know– Klaus: Have you ever taken any "Remedial Rhetorics" Classes? Lemony Snicket: I don't know! All I ever wanted to be was an actor!!! I want my mommy!!! *Runs off and cries* Violet: , Klaus: ,
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Sept 18, 2006 18:28:50 GMT -5
Quigly: *slaps Violet* Violet: *bawls*
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 18, 2006 18:47:05 GMT -5
Whats Mist anyway? ((is interested)) Olaf: do we really have to go to Connecticut? Esme: every one says that Connecticut is the INest state in the country. Olaf: but what can Connecticut have to offer us? Hooky: Lyme disease Olaf: thank you Fernald. For some reason that cracked me up.
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Post by charliesnicket on Sept 24, 2006 10:27:11 GMT -5
Esme walks into Carmelita's bedroom. Carmy is crying.
Esme: Oh, what's wrong, my sweet little pumpkin? Tell me poppet, come on, tell Mommy all about it.
Carmelita: *sniffs* well I....... I hate myself! *sniffs* I * hate my appearance*sniffs* and I hate being a cowboy superhero soldier pirate! I don't want to be here anymore! *Howls*
Esme: Oh no, Carmy, you shouldn't feel that way. You know, as they say...... *sings* always look on the bright side of life!
Carmelita: (still crying) Shut up! I hate you! You're not my real mother!
Esme: *looks shocked and starts to howl* Oh no! Please don't say such terrible things! *Shouts as she runs out the room* Aaaaaaah! Ollie, our darling Carmy has turned into a spoilt, depressing brat!
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Sept 24, 2006 17:58:39 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket , the Baudelaires, and Count Olaf are in a graveyard, and:
Olaf: A writer, three orphans, and an arsonist walk into a cemetery… Lemony Snicket: If this isn’t a start up for a really bad joke, I don’t know what is. Olaf: Come on, I’m just trying to— Olaf’s head is lopped off by a flying iron beem. Snicket: Wait!…You haven’t told me the punch line!… V. Baudelaire: Well, this has been an uneventful day, hasn’t it Klaus? K. Baudelaire: Yes, it isn’t, I mean, it is… The Baudelaires run off, narrowly missing the flying iron beem that comes again to lop Snicket’s head off.
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Post by RemainedOnShoals on Oct 4, 2006 5:33:30 GMT -5
oh yeah.
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lolathecoconut
Bewildered Beginner
I think I was a crazed asylum patient in a past life...
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Post by lolathecoconut on Oct 9, 2006 9:56:02 GMT -5
Violet: Count Olaf, is there any particular place that we're supposed to be going to on this boat? Olaf: Of course there is! Klaus: Then where are we going? Olaf: To DISNEYLAND!!! (sings) Oh, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all...
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klaus12
Reptile Researcher
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Post by klaus12 on Oct 10, 2006 18:00:25 GMT -5
klaus:i hate reading
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Oct 12, 2006 16:57:00 GMT -5
What could have been in The End:
Lemony Snicket: The End has come… Violet: It will not be our end but his! (Olaf's) Count Olaf: Silence, orphan! It is The End because it is the title of the book we happen to be in. Ha! Lemony Snicket: That's it. (writes Olaf being tied onto a pole with rope, and is immolated…alive.) That’ll teach you to contradict the greatest author of all time. Klaus: Yes! Olaf à la king! Baudelaires: Let's eat! Random Guy: You're all just a bunch of cannibals! I hate you!
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