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Post by Grace on Jun 5, 2005 16:22:19 GMT -5
4)
FERNALD! "Aah! Violet shrieked. "How did you do that? Are you good or evil? Where's Fiona? Have you found your stepfather?"
"I'm quite a good disguiser," Fernald said proudly. "Fiona...I'm not sure, actually. Widdershins? I couldn't care less about him. And about the good or evil thing, I'M A CHEF SALAD! Now let me bring you to Olaf!"
He... 1) slung her over his shoulder and fell down in the process 2) slung her over his shoulder and headed for where Olaf was 3) watched as she ran back into her original story, then swore. 4) jumped out the window
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Post by deanna. on Jun 29, 2005 22:32:09 GMT -5
He (4) jumped out the window.
"#%@&!!!!" shrieked Violet. "Now I'm stuck in some freaky American girl's house! Well, on the bright side, Olaf isnt here!" Then, Violet spotted a closet at the far end of the room. She glanced at her grimy purple dress, and decided to change into something else. No one would notice, right? When she opened the closet door, she screamed bloodcurdlingly. Inside the closet was:
(1) the Energizer bunny (2) the ghost of the late Sunny Baudelaire (3) a moth-eaten sweater from the 1700's (4) a rack full of unstylish clothing
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 8, 2005 13:02:30 GMT -5
4) Hehe....
"OMG," Violet said. She grabbed the clothes and:
1) threw them out the window 2) Went to find fernald and get her revenge 3) Set out to dress esme in the clothes 4) put on a shirt as if it were a cape, then ran around screaming "I'm batgirl!" 5) Took a loooooong look at the clothes, then ran away in horror
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Post by deanna. on Jul 8, 2005 16:42:59 GMT -5
4) put on a shirt as if it were a cape, then ran around screaming, "I'm Batgirl!" Suddenly, as Violet was preparing to swoop dramatically out the window, she heard footsteps in the hallway. The door to the room creeeeaked open, and standing in the tall doorframe was:
(1) Johnny Depp (2) the mother of the poor American girl telling her it is dinnertime (3) the woman with hair but no beard (4) the ghost of Buddy Holly
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Post by champ103 on Jul 10, 2005 3:35:20 GMT -5
...the woman with the hair but no beard, who quickly grabbed Violet's arms and swung her around happily. 'I do a mean quickstep,' she proudly cried, and put her hand in her pocket, before pulling out...
a-the man with the beard but no hair b-an alive Klaus and Sunny c-cigarettes, which she offered to Violet d-a large flag
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 11, 2005 10:58:18 GMT -5
B. Klaus and Sunny need to come back.
"You're alive!!!!!" Violet screamed, then she pulled out a gun and killed:
1) The woman with hair but no beard. 2) Klaus 3) Sunny 4) Both of her siblings 5) Everyone
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Post by champ103 on Jul 11, 2005 11:28:33 GMT -5
3-Sunny
'Oh, that did it,' she muttered, frowning and gazing down at the floor. She peered nervously at the gun. 'This object of metal could well have been made by the hands of evil,' she sighed, letting the wind furiously blow her hair away from her head. She pulled the hammer out of her thigh, and put it into her pocket. 'I should do the righteous thing with this gun, and kill it, like it has killed many people,' she muttered. Count Olaf shook his head, and gave Violet a slightly startled look. 'Guns don't kill people,' he muttered. 'Rappers do. It was your hand that pulled the trigger, was it not?' Violet gasped, and opened her mouth wide, and swallowed the gun whole, before turning around to face Count Olaf. 'Go to-'
a-'the supermarket,' she said, and swallowed Count Olaf whole. b-'the supermarket,' she whispered and put her hand on a high voltage birthday cake. c-'the supermarket,' she muttered silently, her hair being eaten by Klaus's tusks. d-'the supermarket,' she cried, tears running furiously from here forehead.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 12, 2005 15:43:44 GMT -5
A.
"Mmm, tasty," Violet said. "He could have used some salt, tho." "I have some," said the WWHBNB, pulling out a salt shaker. Violet took the salt and sprinkled it -
1. On the woman and ate her 2. On Sunny, in order to preform an elaborate ritual to bring her back to life 3. On Klaus and then coated him in batter 4. On herself, then ran around screaming "I'm a french fry!!!!!!" 5. Around her and Klaus, then preformed an elaborate ritual in order to beam them out of the American girl's bedroom.
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Post by deanna. on Jul 12, 2005 20:36:41 GMT -5
(4)
"What are you doing?" Klaus asked slowly. "You know you aren't a french fry." Then he gasped -- VIOLET HAD TURNED INTO A FRENCH FRY!!! She looked crispy, salty, and delicious. Klaus, forgetting that it was his sister --
(1) Took a crispy, salty, delicious bite of her (2) Picked her up and dipped her in a vat of ketchup (3) Hit a snare drum with her (4) Picked off all the salt, broke her open, and ate only the potato part
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Post by champ103 on Jul 13, 2005 2:06:28 GMT -5
2-'picket her up and dipped her in a vat of ketchup'.
But before he knew it, Violet was back to ner normal self, the red thick texture of the ketchip pouring down her face. But when Klaus looked closer, he saw that it was blood. Violet looked haunted, her hair hanging down her faced, her eyes not quite focused. 'You did this to me!' she growled, holding out one hand. She grabbed him by the wrist, and showed off her sharp and scary fangs before...
a-teaching Klaus how to do the waltz b-spitting up Count Olaf again in his face c-giving birth d-kissing his tenderly on his eyelid
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Post by deanna. on Jul 13, 2005 14:33:01 GMT -5
(c) giving birth
"Its a boy!!!" Violet cried. Klaus was speechless. "You -- how -- when -- why --" he stammered. Violet shed tears of happiness over her bundle of joy. "You see, Klaus, I -- I got married before our parents died. You know that weekend when they went away and I said I was going to a party?? I was really getting married!! My husband is that guy Ben who gave me some elevator blueprints for my birthday one year!! I went over to his house one night, since he couldnt live with us, and I couldnt live with him, since we're so young. His parents were away, and -- and -- I got pregnant." Klaus' eyes rolled around in their sockets, and he fainted. Suddenly --
(a) Violet screamed, "HIS NAME IS FERNANDO!!!" (b) The woman with hair but no beard tickled the baby (c) Ben appeared out of thin air to be with his child (d) Klaus woke up and sighed, "It's definitely a Kodak moment."
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 14, 2005 10:12:35 GMT -5
A.
"What? Why would you give a baby such a rediculous name?" The WWHBNB said. "He should be named Billy." "Okay," Violet said, renaming the baby. Suddenly, the baby started to:
1) Do an elaborate tap-dancing routine. 2) Sing songs from "Phantom of the Opera". 3) Run around the room yelling "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!" 4) Eat the WWHBNB. 5) Perform a ritual involving all four of the aforementioned things in order to get his mother and uncle out of the room.
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Post by champ103 on Jul 14, 2005 11:09:21 GMT -5
5-
'I say,' the woman with the hair but no beard muttered. 'This is a bit of an inconvenience.' 'You can say that again,' Klaus muttered, edging away as the all singing, all dancing, all eating the woman with the hair but no beard baby came towards him. 'I say,' the woman with the hair but no beard muttered, as she clogged her way into Sunny's throat. 'This is a bit of an-'
a-inconvience. b-inconnvvience d-inconvention c-inconvenience.
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Post by deanna. on Jul 14, 2005 14:06:58 GMT -5
C inconvenience
Billy swallowed the WWHBNB and grinned. Then he yelled out, "the PHAAANTOM of the opera is there, inside my mind!!!" Violet screeched, because she hated the phantom of the opera. (I personally love it, i love the movie, its my favouritest movie.) She ran out of the room and into the poor american girl's kitchen, where the mother was making supper. "MMM!" Violet cried. "Fire roasted foam cups!" The mother --
(a)screamed in fright at Violet, for she did not know who she was (b) said lovingly, "Hi, hunnybunny, ready for some din-din?" (c) suddenly began doing a strange dance which involved balancing cups on her lips (d) ran onto the deck and threw herself off, killing herself.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 15, 2005 15:03:28 GMT -5
Uh, C.
"Oookay...." Violet said as the woman completed the strange ritual. Suddenly the woman shouted "Go home!" and Violet, Klaus, and Billy were beamed back to the ruined Baudelaire mansion where they found:
1) An alive Sunny 2) Count Olaf 3) A crazy guy dressed as Spider-man 4) Nothing. There was just them and the ruins.
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