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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 28, 2005 12:49:22 GMT -5
1) hehe.... poor Klaus.
"Uh, we should really be worried about Olaf," Klaus said, pulling the knife out miraculously. Olaf was weeping over the now dead Esme in anguish and despair. He ran to Violet, said "Why!!!!!!" and:
1) stabbed her with the knife. 2) Gave her a hug and said "I love you, thanks for saving me from the evil Esme Squalor." 3) Kissed her, causing Violet to pull away saying "EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!" 4) randomly pulled a jar of Peanut Butter out of his pocket and preceded to coat Violet in it using the butter knife. 5) pulled out pepermints, then force-fed them to the Baudelaires. 6) Kissed her, causing Quigley to become overcome with rage and kick Olaf where the sun don't shine.
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Post by Shelly on Jul 28, 2005 22:11:50 GMT -5
5 "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" the Baudelaires screamed, and ran up and down with the allergies. Olaf found his gun and shot A) Violet B) Klaus C)Sunny D) Esme's dead body E) Himself
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Post by deanna. on Jul 29, 2005 19:33:33 GMT -5
E) himself
"HOORAY!!" Klaus and Violet and Quigley cried. Suddenly, the three Baudelaires died because of their allergy to peppermints (and the fact that Violet didnt have a stomach to put the peppermints in after she swallowed them). Quigley moaned and weeped over Violet's body -- he had loved her so much!! Suddenly, a magical potion appeared in a flash of white light. He picked it up and the label said: Do you want to bring a dead loved one back to life? Well, this is the potion for you! Just pour the potion into a dead person's mouth, and.................BANG!!! THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!
Quigley thought, "My goodness, what luck! But who shall I use it on??" He thought about his options: he could choose Violet, because he loved her; he could choose Klaus, because he was a great research partner and friend; or he could choose Sunny, because he was getting hungry and she could whip him up a fantastic meal -- and he could enjoy her cuteness at the same time! Finally, after half an hour of pondering, he poured the lime green, bubbly potion into the open mouth of:
1) Violet 2) Klaus 3) Sunny 4) himself (even though he was not dead).
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Post by Shelly on Jul 29, 2005 21:38:48 GMT -5
1 "YAYYYY!" Quigley yelled as Violet opened her eyes. She gave thanks, then looked at her dead siblings. "You had magic potion and you wasted it on me!!!" Violet cried, and threw a tantrum on the ground. Then she got up and said:
A) 'I hate you!' B) 'Go away!' C) 'You should have used it on Esme!' D) 'That potion was lovely. Can I have some more?'
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Post by champ103 on Jul 30, 2005 4:09:56 GMT -5
b-
Quigley punched her.
a-'I dislike your actions,' said Violet. b-'Don't be harsh,' said Violet. c-Violet gave birth. d-'Men,' said Violet. e-Susannah put on a hat.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 30, 2005 10:31:49 GMT -5
D. Feh....
"Yes, men," Quigley said. "What are you talking about?" Violet asked. "I have a confession," Quigley said. I am really a -
1. Girl 2. Alien from space 3. your father. 4. a member of VFD that was secretly watching you. 5. Harry Potter. 6. not here. This is the matrix. the world is a computer simulation. 7. not here. This is all a horrible dream which you will soon wake up from. 8. A VFD member in disguise. This and all of the unfortunate events you have endured is a game, and you've just won -
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 30, 2005 15:09:11 GMT -5
1. Girl
"What?!?! your a girl? and all this time! I ugh...I want to fall in love with a woman who has had experience and is pretty and is mature.." He looks down at the potion and realizes he had some left he bring Esme back to life and kisses her. Esme's reaction is:
1. "Finally i thought you would never notice that I loved you." 2. Laughs "You kiss like Jerome" 3. "Olaf! My sweetie! Hes dead! Noooo!" 4."theres blood on my out fit" *sobs* 5. I broke a nail!!!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 30, 2005 21:15:51 GMT -5
4. It's just soo Esme.
"And now, I will kill all of you and steal your fortunes!" Esme yelled. She pulled out a shot gun and dropped it, causing a mad dash towards it. Violet grabbed it first and shot:
1. Quigley. 2. Esme. 3. someone you know all too well.... 4. That creepy boy that lives down the street from you. 5. Harry Potter. (Sorry! I'm just in a Potter-laden mood today!) 6. Random audience members. 7. Me. 8. you.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 30, 2005 21:33:04 GMT -5
1.Quigley
"Nooo! I have such horrible aim!"Violet dropped the gun and ran to quigley's side. Esme looked at the dead quigley and the weeping Violet before:
1.Grabbing the gun and shooting violet too. 2.Esme drops to Quigley's side crying.. 3.Goes over to the dead Olaf and kisses him bringing him back to life. 4.Dose all of these things in a fast action sequence
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 30, 2005 22:45:08 GMT -5
2.
"I loved him as well!" Esme sobbed. "I loved him more!" Violet cried. The two soon got into a huge catfight as their tears magically brought Quigley back to life. Quigley grabbed the shotgun and shot:
1. Me, who randomly walked into the scene via plothole. 2. You, who randomly entered via plothole. 3. Danny Fenton/Phantom, who entered via plothole. 4. Harry Potter, who randomly flew in on his Firebolt via plothole. 5. Someone else that randomly entered via plothole. 6. Himself.
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Jul 31, 2005 0:23:18 GMT -5
4.
"harry potter?" Esme says "....NO I LOVED HIM TOO!!!!" she says running over to his body and A)kicked him and he got up B)got his fire bolt and broke it over quigleys head C)smacked her head on the floor D)got shot by quigley once again E)wrote a book about happy moles and cheese
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 31, 2005 9:55:39 GMT -5
E. Once upon a time there were 3 very in and happy moles and some very in cheese.....
Violet and quigley were listing to the story.. A.Intently sitting cross legged on the ground like small children B. Making out not paying attention at all. C. Poking the dead body's around them.... D. Laughing at Esme because she had something in her teeth.
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Post by deanna. on Aug 1, 2005 15:18:18 GMT -5
C.
"STOP IT!!" Esme shrieked. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING TO MY STORY!!!" But Quigley and Violet did not hear her, because they had died suddenly because Klaus had snuck up behind them and shot them. Then Klaus:
1. Shot Sunny 2. Dropped to the floor and listened to Esme's story 3. Brought Violet and Quigley back to life by doing a strange Swedish dance 4. Shot himself
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 3, 2005 11:20:01 GMT -5
Sat down and listened to Esme's story. He was the most motherly figure he'd had and he oddly found her voice soothing.hen the story was over Klaus: 1.jumped into Esme's arms "mommy...i just realized that your my mother1 you didn't die!" Kisses her 2.runs around randomly hugging people just like the happy moles in the story. 3.Falls in love with Esme
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 3, 2005 14:18:36 GMT -5
2.
Klaus tripped over the dead bodies as he skipped about singing "It's a loverly, loverly spriiiing!!!!!" "You idiot," Esme said, "What kind of garbage have I read to you?" She then started to:
1) throw a temper tantrum, screaming loud enough to literally wake the dead. 2) ran around screaming about spiders for no apparent reason. 3) shot Klaus, then Sunny, then herself. 4) Went back to crying over the dead bodies of Olaf, Quigley, and Harry, suddenly bringing them back to life.
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