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Post by champ103 on Jul 17, 2005 7:26:36 GMT -5
4-
'What a spot of bother,' Violet muttered. The Baudelaire Orphans...
a-did nothing b-did not do a single thing c-remained still and quiet in the Baudelaire mansion d-didn't do anything
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Post by mysteriouscreep on Jul 17, 2005 10:37:39 GMT -5
(Aren't a, b and d the same thing?)
c
"What are we to do now?" Klaus said, almost crying.
1 - "Delmo!" 2 - "Escanb!" 3 - "Newark!" 4 - "Filant!"
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Post by champ103 on Jul 18, 2005 13:02:40 GMT -5
1-'Delmo!'
'Delmo!' cried Violet, which turned out to mean. 'Let's do-'
a-nothing d-nothing c-nothing d-nothing
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Post by Shelly on Jul 19, 2005 22:18:08 GMT -5
2 "Escanb!" Sunny cried, which meant,
A) "Watch out for Olaf behind you!" B)"I found that ridiculous rattle!" C) "Take that, parrot -face!" D) "Mommy!"
EDIT: I'm really sorry, Rufus, I didn't see your post!
Nothing. "What can we do?" Violet asked. "AHA!!" Olaf had snuck behind them with A)Carmelita B)Esme C)A new gun D)The Quagmire triplets hostage E) All of the above
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 20, 2005 17:10:20 GMT -5
E.
Olaf pointed the gun at the baudelaires, then spun around and shot:
1. The quagmires. 2. Esme. 3. Carmelita. 4. The Baudelaires. 5. Himself. 6. Noone.
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Post by Shelly on Jul 20, 2005 22:18:07 GMT -5
2. "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" screamed Esme. Then she pulled out the bullet and asked, 'Why didn't you use the bullets i bought you? They're more in than these.'
She then threw the bullet at: A) Violet B) Klaus C) Sunny D) The Quagmires E) Olaf F) Carmelita
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Post by deanna. on Jul 20, 2005 22:21:06 GMT -5
1. the Quagmires. Only Isadora and Duncan died, because Quigley pulled out his own gun soon enough and shot Olaf. He dropped dead, his bright red blood dripping onto the ashen floor of the once-grand Baudelaire home. Suddenly, Quigley caught sight of Violet and Billy, her son. He gasped, and : A. yelled,"You traitor!!!! I thought you loved ME!! Who is the other man, huh? ?" B. said,"Oh, you are SO CUTE!! Coochie-coochie-cooo!!!!" C. snatched the baby from Violet and ran away, taking him hostage. D. shot the baby with his gun
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 21, 2005 12:11:22 GMT -5
B.
"Oh, quigley, screw Ben!" Violet said. "It's you and only you that i want!" She ran up to Quigley and hugged him tightly. Klaus watched this happen. "Uhhhh....." he said.
Suddenly Billy started to:
1) Morph into an alive Sunny Baudelaire. 2) Eat the dead Olaf and Esme. 3) Eat the alive Carmelita. 4) Do the Mackerana. 5) Perform magic spells in order to make the Quagmires alive again. 6) Grabbed Quigley's gun and randomly shot the audience watching the soap opera they were in.
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Post by deanna. on Jul 23, 2005 0:00:33 GMT -5
3) eat the alive Carmelita
"UGH!!!!" Violet screeched in horror. "My own son is a -- a CANNIBAL!" "Dont worry, sweetheart," Quigley said, "Give him to Klaus. I know you would much rather have ME than a stupid cannibal baby." Violet agreed,and picked up Billy from the floor and shoved him at Klaus. Carmelita was bleeding and dying all over the floor, making a mess that was disgusting to look at. So Quigley turned to Violet and started to kiss her. "EWW!" Klaus cried. "GROSS!" He hoisted Billy up in his arms and:
1) Ran away so that he wouldn't have to watch them. 2)Discovered that it was not gross at all, it was rather interesting, so he sat down and watched 3)Started to lick Carmelita's blood off the floor 4)Stabbed Billy with a butter knife
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 23, 2005 11:08:19 GMT -5
4. (hehe.... sorry, Billy....)
"Why'd you do that!" Billy shouted, the knife still sticking out of his back. "Because," Klaus said, "You are an evil little %&*#@."
"Klaus!" Violet shouted, "You KNOW you aren't supposed to swear!" Billy keeled over and died, his blood spilling on the floor. Suddenly, Olaf showed up again, grabbed Violet, and:
1) slipped on the blood 2) did the makerana 3) twirled Violet until she was dizzy enough to throw up 4) forced Violet to eat the rest of Carmelita and Billy. 5) picked up the butter knife and:
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Post by deanna. on Jul 23, 2005 18:54:42 GMT -5
3) twirled Violet around until she was dizzy enough to throw up
Violet clutched her stomach and puked all over the dead bodies of Carmelita and Billy. "Eww!" Quigley said, "Thats totally gross! Olaf, why did you twirl Violet around like that?" "So she would puke, of course!" Olaf cackled in reply. "Why else??" Suddenly, Violet puked up her stomach, which resulted in her death. Quigley:
1) Screamed, "EWWWW!!! GROSS!!!" and ran away 2) Began to weep, and picked up the stomach and stroked it tenderly 3) Picked up Violet's body and attempted to force her stomach back down her throat 4) Cut open the stomach with the butter knife to see what Violet had eaten lately
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 24, 2005 12:14:39 GMT -5
1)
"I thought you loved her!!!!" Klaus screamed as Quigley ran. Klaus ran over to Olaf, grabbed the butter knife, and stabbed him:
1) in the eye. 2) in his evil, cursed diary, causing Olaf to die horribly. 3) Nowhere, because Klaus was such a bad aim.
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Post by Shelly on Jul 24, 2005 22:28:56 GMT -5
3 'Darn it!' Klaus yelled and in his anger:
A) Got out a book B) Stabbed again C) Called on Violet D) Grabbed Sunny by the neck
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 25, 2005 14:00:40 GMT -5
C.
"Hey, I'm alive!" Violet shouted. "Is that my stomach?" Klaus responded:
1) No it's mine. 2) No, it's a huge wad of bubble gum. 3) No, it's Quigley, he got turned into a stomach. 4) Yes. WTF, You're alive?
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Post by deanna. on Jul 25, 2005 19:43:19 GMT -5
3)
"WHAT???" Violet screeched. "NOOOO!!! I LOVED HIM SO MUCH!!! NOW ILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!!" Suddenly, Quigley the not-stomach came back in the room. "Q-Quigley?" Violet gasped. "I thought you were turned into a stomach!!" "Hey, you're alive! Sweet! And no I wasnt turned into a stomach," Quigley replied, "who did you hear that from??" Violet pointed at Klaus. Quigley's face contorted with rage. He picked up the butterknife and stabbed Klaus in the ear. Klaus:
1) screamed in agony and fell to his knees, the blood dripping down the side of his face 2) pulled the knife out miraculously, and stabbed Quigley 3) died instantly 4) said, in a choked whisper, "Im sorry, Violet," before falling to the floor, dead.
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