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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 10, 2005 11:57:51 GMT -5
D. LOL.
"Now, this is seriously weird," you say. "Kit, you little...." Lemony says, lunging at his sister. Kit dodges him. "Uhm, I hate to interupt this FASCINATEING arguement," you say, "but WHAT IN THE NAME OF MUSHROOMS IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?" The siblings stop fighting and stand up professionally. "The reason we are here," Kit says, "Is because:
1) You have something we need. 2) We can't tell you; our mission is secret. 3) They say nothing because Olaf cuts them off by shooting Kit. 4) Kit says nothing because Lemony cuts her off and they approach you in a slightly menacing way. 5) They say nothing then suddenly grab your ankles and drag you out of the building.
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Aug 10, 2005 15:16:04 GMT -5
4 "um...." you say backing up "ge-get away from me..." you then 1.you pick up a half empty wine bottle and break it threating them 2.back right into the barrel of olafs gun 3.back into a wall 4.get hit with a object from behind
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 10, 2005 18:25:58 GMT -5
4. "Oh no, an anvil has fallen on me" you say as you fall to the ground. "Where did that come from" asked Kit A)Olaf had dropped it on you B)A couple of loony tunes were having an argument on the second floor C)It appeared out of nowhere
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 11, 2005 10:39:07 GMT -5
a. *Bum, bum, buuuuuum!!!!!!*
"Now, you little pest," Olaf says, grabbing your wrist, "You are going to pay!" He pours gasoline on you and lights a match. "Noooooo!!!!!" Lemony yells, running at Olaf. "Take me insteeeeeeaaaad!!!!!"
1) he hits Olaf head-on and topples him over, match and all. 2) He hits you and sends you out of Olaf's grip. 3) he shoots the match, sending it into a pool of gasoline and setting the building ablaze.
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 11, 2005 13:01:59 GMT -5
3. "Oh crap" said lemony A)The whole place starts to go in slow motion and lemony carries everyone out B)Kit starts to scream at lemony C)Santa Clause runs into the building with a hose and all gets better
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Aug 11, 2005 19:21:30 GMT -5
b "WAHSAYHAWIEWAHWR!!!!!" kit yelling in pure anger "QUIET!!!!!!" you yell "we need to get out of here so lets go throught" a)the window b)the front door c)the back door d)try and find a secret tunnel of some sort.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 14, 2005 15:38:11 GMT -5
d.
"Here," Lemony says, pulling a hole out of his pocket and jumping into it. Kit follows. "Man, this is weird," you say, jumping into the hole. You land:
1. On an alien planet. 2. In Olaf's house. 3. At the ruins of the Baudelaire mansion. 4. At the last safe place. 5. At VFD HQ, which Lemony didn't know was burnt down.
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 14, 2005 16:10:46 GMT -5
3. "Why'd you bring us here?" "Well theres something I need to tell you A)I burned down the Baudelaire Mansion B)Olaf burned down the Baudelaire Mansion C)Olaf burned down the Baudelaire Mansion but that man is an imposter, I am the real Count Olaf!
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Aug 15, 2005 15:06:27 GMT -5
b "well ya...i knew that" you say "well did you know that 1.i am really a woman?" lemony yells 2.i am really olaf?!" lemony yells 3.i am really......you!" lemony yells and takes oof his mask he looks exactly like you 4.kit is really olaf?!"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 16, 2005 11:11:32 GMT -5
2. Oh, dear.
"Uh-oh, I'm in trouble," you say. "And kit is really Esme!" Olaf yells. "This is soooo twisted," you say, backing into a corner. Olaf:
1) Knocks you out again. 2) pulls out a gun and points it at you. 3) Takes out a knife and grabs your hand, then carves an eye into it.
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 16, 2005 15:55:18 GMT -5
3. "Ha! You've now been branded with the dark mark!" "Wrong story dude" A)"Oh, I mean the eye mark" B)"No you just witnessed a miraculous joining of stories! Come on out Dumbledore!" C)"What do you know?"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 17, 2005 14:52:26 GMT -5
A. This is gettin' loopy.
"Noooooooo!!!!!!!" You scream and run. You suddenly run into:
1) Violet. 2) Klaus. 3) Sunny. 4) All three.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 18, 2005 15:43:49 GMT -5
4.
"Please help!" You yell "Lemony and Kit! I mean Olaf and Esme I mean Olaf is Lemony and Kit is Esme..I mean...." 1. The Baudelaires cut you off spring into action. 2. you can't compose your words in time. Olaf and Esme have caught up. 3. "Why are you here?" You ask. 4. You realize that you are wearing bunny slippers and cry out in embarrassment.
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 18, 2005 17:46:32 GMT -5
2. "HAAAAYA!" screamed Kluas who had been working on his karate "Bam" said Sunny (who had had a growth spurt) as she kicked Esme in the face "I need a paper clip" said Violet who was the same boring person A)I have a paper clip!" you say B)I have a paper clip, but I'm keeping it for myself" said Carmelita C)Why???
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 20, 2005 15:48:12 GMT -5
A.
You give her the paperclip and she pulls some of the burnt wood from the wreckage and makes an acid gun.
"Lock and load, baby," Violet said, cocking the acid-gun and shooting:
1) You on accident. 2) Olaf. 3) Esme. 4) Both of them. 5) Her siblings on accident.
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