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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 20, 2005 17:33:12 GMT -5
5) "What are you all staring at me for" asked Violet. "You shot your siblings!" "It was sort of an accident, didn't you read the option" A)No, I was to busy reading this cookbook B)No, I was to busy reading this jokebook C)No, I was to busy reading Anna Karinina D)Heck No! For Whatever Reason!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 21, 2005 13:38:12 GMT -5
D. hehe....
"now let's gun down the villains!!!!!" you say, and shoot:
1 Violet. 2 Esme. 3 Olaf. 4 all of them.
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Post by teebufeebs(Danny) on Aug 25, 2005 23:26:01 GMT -5
4 you laugh evil but then there is a THUNKing noise as a 1.brick hits you in the side of tha head 2. it starts raining pelicans 3.a hammer smacks into the ground coming from atop a building.
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 26, 2005 6:13:42 GMT -5
C) "That was unexpected!" you say. "Indeed it was" A)Then you come to a conclusion "Oh dear God, I've lost my mind" B)Then you come to a conclusion "Oh dear God, I'm not as pretty as Esme" C)Then you come to a conclusion "Oh dear God, I'm in a Choose your own Adventure"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 26, 2005 10:43:33 GMT -5
C.
"Oh, no, how am I going to get out of here?" Suddenly, Klaus comes running up to you saying "Help me, please!" Violet gets up, revealing that she has caught the bullet in her hand. "What's wrong?" she asks. "Sunny's been captured by the real Olaf and Esme, not these two clones!" "Wait," you say, "I just gunned down clones?" "Apparently so," Violet says. "Hey, I've never seen you around here before." "That's because I'm trapped in this story," you say. "I need to get back out of the story." Klaus thinks about this for a few minutes, then says "I think you need to:
1) Help us rescue Sunny from Olaf. 2) Get the help of VFD. 3) Go back into TBB with us, and live through the plot of that.
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 26, 2005 16:03:17 GMT -5
1) "Yes, Or I could go through that giant portal thing that says 'Portal to real world'" A)Nah B)OK C)To Easy
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 27, 2005 8:04:10 GMT -5
C.
"It's probably a trap," Klaus says, "Set by Olaf. He has a tendancy to do that kind of thing...." "So, How are we going to save Sunny?" Violet and Klaus pace for several hours, wearing a gigantic hole in the sidewalk.
"I've got it!" Violet yells. "Let's:
1) Pretend you are a villain that wants to join Olaf's troupe, and just happens to have 'captured' us! 2) Sneak into Olaf's backyard and climb his tower to save Sunny! 3) I'll invent some jetpacks to make us fly up to the tower, and that way we can get into it to save Sunny, and because we are so high up, no one will be able to capture us!
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Post by Grace on Aug 29, 2005 10:39:49 GMT -5
3.
"Sure!" You say, and Violet soon has made three jetpacks out of cardboard, aluminum, and a plastic sticker. The three of you magically zoom up into the tower, and get in, but then you realize...
A) This is the leaning tower of pisa, and it's actually beginning to fall. B) Olaf is there with a dead Sunny. 3) The answers to all the questions in aSoUE are there. 4) The REAL Lemony and Kit are there.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 30, 2005 15:48:13 GMT -5
A. "NOOOOOOOOO!" You scream. You try to fly out of the doomed building but:
1) Olaf stops you. 2) Esme stops you. 3) They both stop you. 4) You fall, but by some merical survive.
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Post by Grace on Aug 31, 2005 17:50:10 GMT -5
B.
"Sorry, Baudelaires, but it's such a shame that I wasn't able to do this to you!!!
A) She lets them fall B) She saves them because of Jekyll/Hyde thing.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 31, 2005 18:18:20 GMT -5
A. They scream as they fall, the building behind them. You:
1) Jump out of the building and use the jetpack to save them. 2) You save only your favorite charicter. 3) You fall out, but nobody dies, because the building stopped falling and started leaning three feet from the ground.
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Post by Grace on Sept 1, 2005 12:49:24 GMT -5
a.
Suddenly you hear something that sounds like thunder. You look up, and the sky appears to have cracks in it. Then, you realize something's going to fall from it. You brace yourselves...
a) and Olafs fall, all poised to KILL YOU! b) guns fall, and you all begin to loathe each other. c) rain falls, and you all are allergic to rain.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 1, 2005 16:28:03 GMT -5
a.
"DIE!" you scream, kicking his butt to siberia. He screams all the way there, then:
1) Turns around and yells "Purple Puttanesca!" 2) He yells "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!" 3) He yells "Ow!" because a polar bear bit him. 4) Chucks Sunny an impressive distance, but Violet miraculously saves her from dying by catching her. 5) All of the above.
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Post by Grace on Sept 2, 2005 9:11:43 GMT -5
2)
He shoots you and you fall over, gasping for breath, tears in your eyes. Then...
a) you wake up because of your...da da da da....BULLETPROOF VEST! b) you wake up because you...da da da da...FEEL LIKE IT! c) you wake up because...the people don't want themselves to die!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 2, 2005 11:13:01 GMT -5
b.) "That was excruciatingly painful," you say, standing up and pulling the bullet out of your chest. You then:
1) See that Sunny is strapped to a missle headed for the north pole. 2) See that Sunny was right next to you the entire time. 3) See that Sunny has, unfortunately, been hit by the building as it fell over.
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