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Post by jman on Oct 9, 2005 20:10:04 GMT -5
1) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This is fun! Oh no! I forgot:1) The Parachute 2)The Mustard 3)My lines
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 10, 2005 16:22:25 GMT -5
2. (hehe....) "Wait, I think I have some," you say and:
1) search for a jar of mustard. 2) Find some mustard and watch it put Olaf in jail and get hired in Mr. Poe's spot (hehe.... lame joke based on the "Things ASOUE charciters would never say" thread and that random sentance Snicket used in TAA.) 3) Coat yourself in mustard and shout "MELLOW YELLOW!!!!!"
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Post by jman on Oct 11, 2005 13:54:28 GMT -5
3 Now I have all the powers of mustard and yellow combined. I shall:1)Lick myself. 2)Paint Esmes corpse with mustard. 3) Add ketchup to my powers.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 11, 2005 15:22:26 GMT -5
2. Esme is now covered in mustard. Klaus:
1) Shouts "YUM!" and eats her. 2) Stakes her through her heart. 3) *blink blink*
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Post by jman on Oct 11, 2005 15:24:53 GMT -5
1) Yuuuuuuuuum.Tastes like:1)Chicken 2)Horseradsih(excuse the TGG pun ) 3)Whale
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 11, 2005 15:28:54 GMT -5
2. "I though you hated horseradish," shouts:
1) A random ASOUE charicter. 2) Me. 3) You. 4) A voice in Klaus' head.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 8, 2005 10:20:52 GMT -5
3) You jump on Klaus's head and start pretending you are Tweety because you are yellow with mustard. What on Earth? shouts
1) Klaus 2) Sylvester 3) Violet 4) Sunny 5) The real Tweety 6) Random Looney Tune
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 8, 2005 15:33:23 GMT -5
2. Sylvester:
1. yells "sufferin' succotash!" 2. reveals that he is Olaf in disguise. 3. tries to eat you.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 12, 2005 12:50:28 GMT -5
3) Sylvester spits you out and yells "That bird tasthes dis-gusting!)
1) Tweety Bird flys over and Sylvester chases him. 2) Bugs Bunney comes in being chased by Elmer Fudd. 3) Wile E. Cyote enters chasing Road Runner. 4) Daffy Duck, Tazmainian Devil, and Porky Pig appear for no apperant reason. 5) All of the above plus you (after cleaning out mustard stains) and the Bauds start wondering "What the heck is goin on here!?!"(This one please)
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Post by Grace on Nov 12, 2005 19:18:03 GMT -5
3. We pushed them out of the frame and both die. Meanwhile, in PorkyPigLand... 1) Someone is VAIR mad. 2) Someone is VAIR hyper. 3) Someone is VAIR...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 13, 2005 9:19:49 GMT -5
3.... dead. But that does not pertain here, so Violet ate:
1. a dog. 2. a cat. 3. a water buffalo.
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Post by Grace on Nov 13, 2005 9:45:46 GMT -5
3)
She died, mostly because we don't like her, but also because SHE ATE A FREAKIN' WATER BUFFALO, MAN!
Then Yoda approached and flipped them off. They all got very mad and...
a) attacked b) killed c) maimed
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 15, 2005 15:36:09 GMT -5
(PLEASE, Grace, PLEASE put down better choices! If you can't, then don't do choose-your-owns! *Goes back to her choices*)
2. Violet started to meow and then:
1. turned into a cat. 2. ate some chocolate. 3. turned purple.
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Post by Grace on Nov 15, 2005 15:43:38 GMT -5
Erm, Violet's dead. And, the rule is actually to put a few paragraphs (This whole idea was started by CWM, and if you check the first page of his thread, so don't talk to me. "Violet started to meow" is not even a paragraph.) 3), she turned purple as she's dead. Suddenly Jim Carrey stormed in and pointed to Olaf, who was whimpering in a corner. "You--you stole my part!" He screamed. Klaus and Sunny gasped. "It's a facade!" Klaus bellowed. "Huh?" Sunny looked up. "It's not real! We're in a book!" Klaus sobbed. "Eh," Sunny said indifferently. Klaus began to... 1) melt. 2) attack Olaf/Jim. 3) attack Lemony Snicket for doing this to him. 4) search newspapers frantically to see if he was a figment of the imagination. That better?
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 16, 2005 9:15:01 GMT -5
(Yes thank you.) 3. Lemony screams Klaus attacks him. Sunny joins in the fight, But Violet stays behind and:
1. Fangirls because she <3's Jim Carrey. 2. Olaf fangirls because he is secretly a member of the Violet Baudelaire fanclub. 3. Both Jim AND Olaf fangirl because of reasons in choice number 2. 4. All three of them fangirl because Drake Bell just entered.
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