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Post by Grace on Nov 16, 2005 15:18:32 GMT -5
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"Oh Jiiiiimmmyy!" she said coyly. Jim rolled his eyes. "Aw God. Again?" He kicked her promptly out the window, and she stood up and jumped back in. "Please?" She asked.
a) "GET THE [FUDGE] OUT MY HOUSE, GIIIIIRL!" b) "No." c) "Sure."
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 16, 2005 15:30:04 GMT -5
2) Olaf starts to cry over Violet's dead body. Then he does a weird dance that turns him into a zombie and makes Violet alive again, NOT-ZOMBIED! Then Lemony pulls out his famous time-stopper used in several CYOAs. He stops time and kicks out Jim Carrey after getting Sunny and Klaus off of him. he brings in the Quags and suspends everyone over...
1) Mt. St. Helens (the crater with lava) 2) the Great Lakes in a world where water is replaced with Grape Jello 3) in an odd looking factory with a buch of people singing about Violet B. while hopping on what appears to be a giant blueberry
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 17, 2005 16:56:40 GMT -5
3. (LOL) "NOOOOO I'M VIOLET NOT THAT BUFFOON!" Yells Violet Baudelaire, who manages to un-suspend herself and:
1. Falls on Violet Blueberry-garde. 2. Falls on an oompa-loompa. 3. Falls on Willy Wonka.
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Post by Grace on Nov 18, 2005 16:57:07 GMT -5
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"Kill me," Violet Berry-garde says sarcastically, while being rolled like a treadmill by a few OompaLoompas.
1) "No problem." The Oompa's eyes shine brightly. 2) "Oh Gawd, can we get this demon out of here?" Willy rolls his eyes. 3) "Kill me first!" Violet Baud jumps in front of her.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 19, 2005 12:10:30 GMT -5
1. They take out knifes and:
1. blueberry juice splashes all over as Violet Blueberry-garde is..... well, you get the point. 2. they accidentally slip and cut (random CATCF charicter) 3. Willy Wonka says "hey, that's not supposed to happen."
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Post by Grace on Nov 19, 2005 16:36:30 GMT -5
2) Augustus Gloop. Pretend he's there.
"Nooooooo!" Lard comes out. (Gross.) "He's alive!" His mommy shrieks. "Great," Wonka says sarcastically. Suddenly he was sewed up, because we don't REALLY want him to die. I'm really bored, so, we're now taken to...
1) Middle of nowhere (Oklahoma) 2) Desert island 3) By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea..
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 20, 2005 13:27:03 GMT -5
3. ...... By the sea, by the sea, oh how happy we'll be! "Wait!" yells:
1. Lemony, "You are supposed to be miserable!" 2. Olaf, "You forgot the (Random condiment)!" 3. Willy Wonka, "You forgot this oompa-loopma!"
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Post by Grace on Nov 21, 2005 20:19:17 GMT -5
1 (I love to be beside the tide beside the sea beside the seaside.)
"Nooo! I'm sick of you!" Violet threw Lemony out the window (let's put a window there so we can do this). Kit appeared and sobbed over Lemony's sleeping body.
1) "Erm...Kit, he's alive." 2) "Whatever! Let's swim!" 3) "Dieeeeee Kit dieee!"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 22, 2005 11:07:24 GMT -5
2. They danced to the B-52's hit song "Rock Lobster" and had a cookout. Everything went well until:
1. Klaus drops his hot dog in the sand. He cries over it. 2. Olaf shows up and demands to be allowed at the party. 3. A massive tidal wave caused by the aftermath of a Hurricane in (some random country) makes the grill short circut and then it starts to rain and there is no way off the beach until who knows when. 4. All four things in succession. (How unfortunate)
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Post by Grace on Nov 22, 2005 17:29:43 GMT -5
2)
"Get out, Olaf!" Violet cries (literally). He...
1) cocked a gun 2) attempted to drown 3) called a tidal wave
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 23, 2005 12:52:17 GMT -5
3. The wave made the beach flood into one small island that was barely big enough to hold them all. They:
1. made a shelter so they could be safe from a storm which I just put in there to make the story more unfortunate. 2. Violet built a boat and they all got in but they suddenly were surrounded by a bunch of man-eating pirranha that I just put in just to make the story more unfortunate. 3. (you choose something.)
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