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Post by lauren on Dec 16, 2005 22:38:22 GMT -5
4."I propose we brain surgery is the best treatement" proposed Melantha "Yes, but in order to do that we'll have to remove his head" added Dr. O. Lucafont with a wicked smile forming on his face. "Hmmm your right" observed Dr. Gretchen "but just let me step on him with my clogs for a moment or so. You know just for my own amusement". "Oh no you don't!" ordered 1. Lemony Snicket who was back from his escape towards the sunset with his colette photo. 2. Sunny Baudelaire as she bared her teeth on the ready 3. the happiest little elf who bought with him well armed friends
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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 16, 2005 22:43:50 GMT -5
He snarled inhumanly. Dr...
1. Melantha shot him with a slingshot, knocking him unconsious. 2. Gretchen stole his fedora, then threw it back to him because it had a louse or two on it. 3. O. Lucafont snitched his photo, looked at it, and stuck it in his pocket for later.
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Post by lauren on Dec 17, 2005 21:41:16 GMT -5
3. "How dare you" roared Lemony "HOW DARE YOU!" and with that Lemony 1. withdrew a large sabre from his pocket and sliced O. Lucafont's head off 2. started weeping uncontrollably that O. Lucafont felt guilty and so returned the picture to Lemony. 3. Pulled up his sleeves reached down and picked up a handful of mud from the ground and threw it at O. Lucafont.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 17, 2005 21:51:13 GMT -5
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The two female doctors watch the men fight. "Oh well." Says Dr. Gretchen. It's best to leave it to the women anyway." "Let's operate." Says Melantha. Violet says...
1. "I'll make him a get well card." 2. "And then treat Lemony's lice." 3. "What are you going to do again? 4. All of the above.
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Post by Grey Snicket on Dec 17, 2005 21:54:59 GMT -5
2. "Wait! what lice?" Lemony shrieked. "You have a lethal amount of lice in your hair!" Dr. Gretchen said. "But..." Lemony starts.
1. "But how can you tell when I have a hat on?" 2. "But I never take my hat off, no matter the cost." Then Lemony gets eaten alive by lice. 3. "But, I don't like neeedles!" Lemony whined
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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 17, 2005 22:17:06 GMT -5
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Lemony drops down on the ground and starts bawling. "Wow." Violet says, sarcastically. "How manly." The doctors then...
1. Start operating on Klaus. 2. Throw a needle at Lemony to scare him. 3. Both.
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Post by Grey Snicket on Dec 17, 2005 23:50:02 GMT -5
2. "Augh! I hate needles!!!" He scampered away from the needle. "Hey! This is kinda fun!" Dr. Gretchen said. The others started...
1. Throwing needles at Lemony (It's fun to pick on Lemony!) 2. Start operating on Klaus 3. Both
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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 18, 2005 0:58:24 GMT -5
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"First we need to chew on his neck." Dr. Melantha says, chewing on Klaus' neck. "Bowie knife." Dr. Gretchen says. Violet gives her a bowie knife. Dr. Gretchen removes Klaus' head, then Dr. Melantha uses a buzz saw to cut up the top of his skull. She then pokes about in his brain, and...
1. Sews him up with a sewing machine and some grey fabric. 2. Administers electric shock. 3. Both.
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Post by Grey Snicket on Dec 18, 2005 1:08:09 GMT -5
1. "Uhm, are you sure you know what you're doing?" Violet asked. "Of course we do! We're profesionals! Look at our nametags" Dr. Melantha said.
1."You do know that a nametag doesn't prove anything right?" Vilet retorted 2. Violet shruged it off, figuring they knew what they were doing 3.None of the Above
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Post by lauren on Dec 18, 2005 5:22:48 GMT -5
1. "Of course it does" replied Dr. Melantha indignantly. "It proves you are the person you say you are". With a sigh Violet reached down and 1. picked up a rather heavy looking stone from the ground and dropped it on Melantha's head with enthusiasm. 2.tied up her shoelaces for it appeared they had come undone. 3. started removing sand from the ground in order to dig a large whole in which she could push an unsuspecting victim into, say O. Lucafont, and bury them alive.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 19, 2005 19:18:59 GMT -5
3. She pushes Lucafont. He falls in and:
1. screams angrily. 2. starts swearing (YOU MUST CENSOR!!!!) 3. mumbles incoharently.
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Post by Bellatree on Dec 20, 2005 18:21:02 GMT -5
1. "AHHHHHHH! MOMMY!!!" Lucafont: 1. Really finds his mother at the bottom of the pit. 2. Rolls himself into a little ball and cries like a girl 3. Starts growling like a lion.
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Post by lauren on Dec 20, 2005 21:39:06 GMT -5
1. "Mama" he said "MAMA!, I haven't seen you in years, where hacve you been", he broke out into tears of happiness and together they embraced each other. But suddenly 1. Klaus dropped a stone on Lucafont's mother's head, ultimately killing her 2. his mother says "I'm not yor mother Lucafont...I'm your father" 3. Sunny trips and falls down the ditch alongside Lucafont and his mother
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Post by Bellatree on Dec 21, 2005 18:47:37 GMT -5
2. "I'm not you mother, I'm your father." Said Lucafont's father in a deep voice Lucafon't father: 1. Starts giving Lucfont a lecture about how he should be able to tell his mother from his father. 2. Tells Lucafont that he is so glad to see him, and gives him a manly hug. 3. Disappears. 4. Disappears, and Lucafont's mother appears.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 23, 2005 16:44:51 GMT -5
3. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" screams lucafont. "Wow," says _______, "How manly." (Sorry I had to copy their post. It was just too funny.)
1. Lemony, who had long since stopped bawling. 2. Violet, who dropped (insert random object here) onto poor Lucafont's head. 3. Klaus, who had suddenly woken up in the middle of the operation.
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