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Post by Grace on Dec 24, 2005 14:41:26 GMT -5
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"How dare you insult mi mama!" And Fernald became a vampire and bit his neck. "Why me?! Why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--"
1) Violet sobbed that Lemony was dead. 2) Kit flew in on her helicopter. "Whaddid I miss?" She asked in a Chicago accent, chewing gum. 3) The entire Neopets site developed a tribute to him.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 24, 2005 15:44:00 GMT -5
3. "But wait! If Lemony is dead, then who is writing the books now?"
The Baudelaires look up and see that:
1. Olaf is writing the story. He laughs maniacally. 2. Esme is writing the story, same as option 1. 3. OH13 is writing the story, same as option 2, which is the same as option 1.
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Post by Grace on Dec 24, 2005 21:32:51 GMT -5
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"Ohmygod!" Violet said, prancing. "This skirt is sooo in!" Her mouth opened and closed like a puppet. "Like, totally!" Klaus answered. Sunny looked to the heavens and...
1) prayed for her sibs 2) sobbed crazily 3) ATTEMPTED (i.e., you decide whether it works) to beat Esme up.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 26, 2005 13:34:08 GMT -5
3. It does not work, but luckily,
1. Olaf enters. Sunny throws him at Esme, and it works. 2. Olaf enters, Sunny throws him at Esme, and it works, but now OLAF is the writer of the story. 3. Lemony's ghost haunts Esme, Esme dies of fright, Lemony is now back in control of the story.
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Post by lauren on Dec 26, 2005 21:10:18 GMT -5
1. "Why did you do that for Sunny" Klaus cried, "who is going to write our story now!" "Yeah" Violet agreed "I want to have a whole series dedicated to how intelligent yet unfortunate I am" In an angry rage the two elder Baudelaires 1. Hit Sunny over the head with a hammer 2. Kicked Sunny into the air 3. Did something to Sunny which is not so violent as the other two options.
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Post by Bellatree on Dec 27, 2005 4:14:45 GMT -5
3. Instead, they shaved Sunny's head, and gave her a hideous makeover, in which the main color was pink. Violet and Klaus: 1.Stand back and admire their work of art. 2.Same as 1. But then they realizs that they still don't know who is going to write the story.e 3.Same as 1. and 2. And then they dictate to Sunny their story and make her write it down. 4.Same as 1. and 2. and 3. Then they realize that their story consists of them dictating their story, dictating their story, dictating their story...and give up.
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Post by lauren on Dec 27, 2005 5:09:48 GMT -5
4. "This is hopeless" Violet cried "Utterly hopeless" she threw herself to the ground in a desperate state of mind and grieved. "How will the general public ever find out the truth behind our lives if we're acting like such villians abusing our baby sister." Suddenly 1.Sunny screamed at the top of her lungs "I'm not a baby!" 2.Klaus began weeping aloing side her 3. Harry Potter suddenly came back into the story dressed in his new Quiditch robes already for a game or two.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 28, 2005 1:35:42 GMT -5
2. "Klaus!" Violet eclaims. "You have... 1. "...black tears!" (Don't ask, long story, even longer reason for allusion.) 2. "...a beautifully emroidered pattern on your head!" 3. "...the hiccups!" (My cousin spent an hour hiccuping in my ear. ) 4. "...a sadistic, annoying, disobedient, stupid little cousin!" 5. All of the above.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 29, 2005 14:40:37 GMT -5
2. "What? I do?!? CURSE YOU, _______!!!!!!" *runs off to attack _____*
1. Olaf. 2. Harry Potter. (Poor Harry...) 3. OH13 (Snicker)
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Post by lauren on Dec 29, 2005 20:09:31 GMT -5
2. "Oh no you killed Harry" cried Violet. "What about Voldemort" asked Sunny who meant something along the lines of "now who is going to save the world from the Dark Lord Voldemort?" Klaus blinked and replied 1. "I will of couse." 2. "I don't want to be saved, I'm a deatheater" 3. "There's only one other person who can defeat Voldemort...and that person is....[insert name here]
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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 29, 2005 20:55:17 GMT -5
"Racine Mudge!" "Nope, sorry." Racine runs away behind a cactus and disappears. "The Society of Strange!" Emily and the S.O.S. march out from behind a cactus, along with...
1. All the guests at the Hotel Preludio. 2. The Simpsons. 3. Tanka and Wormwood. 4. The ghost of Jaques Snicket. 5. All of the above.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 30, 2005 14:14:50 GMT -5
5. "Shall we join them in the quest to defeat Voldemort?" asks Violet. Klaus:
1. Screams "NOOOO!!!" like a lil' girl and hides behind a cactus. 2. Says "Heck yesh, woman! now invent us some proper weapons!" 3. "whatever." He joins the group of marching people.
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Post by twistedbrain on Dec 30, 2005 19:47:46 GMT -5
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As a result, he: a. Gets poked multiple times. b.Bumps into Harry, saying, "You're dead!" c.Gets transported into Narnia.
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Post by lauren on Dec 30, 2005 21:11:45 GMT -5
b. Harry replied "Harry Potter is the boy who lives. I will never be defeated MUHAHAHAHA!!!" Klaus then 1. Laughs uncontrably with Harry 2. Stabs Harry with the cactus 3. Backs away very slowly to avoid anymore wackiness
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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 30, 2005 21:17:06 GMT -5
3. Unfortunately, he backs into...
1. Jaques' ghost, singing. Badly. 2. The S.O.S. being strange. 3. Homer Simpson exposing Violet to radiation. 4. All of the above.
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