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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 9, 2006 23:02:12 GMT -5
1. Suddenly, they were whisked back to the present-day and found: A.) a world dominated by guinea pigs B.) a world destroyed by pollution C.) some other type of change in the present
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 10, 2006 15:47:43 GMT -5
A "Ahh! No!" Violet screamed. Suddenly,: 1.She saw her siblings. 2. She saw Olaf. 3She saw some random person. (please make it really random!)
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 14, 2006 18:00:56 GMT -5
3. "George W. Bush? What are you doing here?" (Random enough for ya?)
1. "Leading the guinea pig army against the only undominated country: France." 2. "Leading the guinea pig army against you." 3. "Eating this roast beef sub, what's it look like?"
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 15, 2006 13:27:02 GMT -5
3. "But after I eat this delicious roast beef sub, I'm going to..." A.) "lead the guinea pig army against the only undominated country: France." B.) "lead the guinea pig army against you." C.) "eat another roast beef sub."
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 15, 2006 13:53:33 GMT -5
a. "I won't let you do that!" Violet: 1) Screams and runs. 2) Calls the cops on her conviniently-placed cell phone. 3) Strangles Bush, then runs to become the queen of the guinea pig army and lead them against France.
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 15, 2006 13:56:07 GMT -5
2. But the cell phone.... A.) is on low power B.) is a play phone for toddlers C.) is run over by a car before Violet can call
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 15, 2006 13:56:37 GMT -5
2
"Where did this come from?" she asked. It came from:
1. Radio Shack 2. T-Mobile 3. Santa Claus
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 15, 2006 14:02:45 GMT -5
3. Who came out of nowhere and told her, "Give it back." Violet A.) tells him, "No!" whines, and throws a temper tantrum B.) hands it back to him, and Santa Claus walks away; Meanwhile, Bush is readying his guinea pig troops for battle by preparing a long boring speech C.) Violet gives it back and asks him to help her stop Bush and his attack against France.
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 15, 2006 14:04:50 GMT -5
B
Before Santa leaves, she asks for help. He says: 1. "No way!" 2. "Maybe." 3."I like pancakes."
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 15, 2006 14:04:51 GMT -5
1. Violet becomes angry and chucks it a Bush, who dies as soon as it hits him. (I hate Bush. Can you tell?) But unfortunately, the cell phone made the body:
1. Come back from the dead. 2. Radioactive. 3. Become a cute little bunny.... WITH FANGS!!!! O.o
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 15, 2006 14:22:07 GMT -5
1. Which makes it all the more worse, since he isn't afraid of dying anymore. Bush:
A.) thinks he is the modern day Messiah which makes Violet even more angry and throws another phone at him which made Bush doubly dead. B.) thinks that it is a sign that they will win their fight against the French C.) didn't even know that he had died in the first place
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 15, 2006 15:29:25 GMT -5
A. So now that he's dead, Violet:
1. Ate him, then barfed because he tasted gross. 2. inherited his guinea pig troops. 3. you pick....
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 15, 2006 18:56:26 GMT -5
3. The guinea pig troops lost all control and decided to invade France by themselves without a particular leader which led to: A.) The guinea pigs running in circles because they didn't know where France was. B.) The guinea pigs deciding to take a break by munching on carrots for the day C.) The guinea pigs holding an election to figure out the new leader.
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 16, 2006 15:38:06 GMT -5
B To stop them: 1. The Bauds summoned Harry Potter to help them. 2. The Bauds called upon their parents. 3. Make something up.
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Jan 16, 2006 23:56:23 GMT -5
A. Harry Potter analyzed the situation and decided to: 1.) cast "Obliviate" so the guinea pigs couldn't remember they wanted to invade France. 2.) eat some carrots as well, because they looked delicious 3.) do nothing, it wasn't his problem anyway. 4.) you pick
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