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Post by lauren on Oct 23, 2005 6:08:17 GMT -5
4. "Ahem.." Violet cleared her throat " Quigley Icannot love you no more because your zombie self is too hideous to bear. Such a relationship would never work. You do understand me, don't you?". With this Violet moved forward and kissed Quigley one last kiss. Quigley... 1. Started crying 2. Bit Violet's head out of anger and revenge 3. Combusted spontaneously like the eagle
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 23, 2005 9:22:52 GMT -5
3. "Well, there goes another one," says:
1) Klaus 2) You. 3) Olaf, whom has just snuck up behind you.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Oct 23, 2005 19:33:15 GMT -5
3) (This story isn't weird enough ) He takes out a light saber and swings at Violet. Luckily he misses and hits dead burnt Quigley making him regenerate into a non-zombiefied form. Then 1)Olaf hasn't practised with the light saber enough and stabs himself where it hurts 2)Duncan and Isadora enter via plothole and the 3 Quags start to beat up Olaf 3)Violet takes the saber and make a high-tech engine 4)The Energizer Bunny appears dragging Esme 5)All of the above
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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 23, 2005 20:21:59 GMT -5
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Olaf screams like a girl and then...
1. Explodes. 2. Swears. 3. Someone comes down with something and he offers them a cough drop although they aren't coughing. (My grandma did this once when I was sick. She thought I had a cough.) 4. Bites his tongue. 5. All of the above.
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Post by lauren on Oct 24, 2005 3:30:03 GMT -5
1. "Ahhhh" screamed Klaus. "AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!" "He's dead Violet, he's dead Sunny!! What are we going to do!?" Sunny replied 1. "dedfuna" which meant "let's have a funeral and grieve for his unexpected death" 2. "Hebubu" which meant "we'd better get a move on before the police and the reporters enter the scene and start suspecting orphans" 3. "Yum" which meant "he sure smells delicious, let's eat him!"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 25, 2005 15:53:59 GMT -5
3. (hehe....) Sunny cooks Olaf and:
1) eats him. 2) offers some to Violet. 3) Offers some to Duncan and Isadora who have entered via plothole.
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Post by lauren on Oct 28, 2005 3:33:13 GMT -5
3. "Meba mu Olaf"? sunny asked the two Quagmire triplets, which meant something along the lines of "would you like a piece of Olaf?". "Fat Free" which meant "he is 95% fat free". The two Quagmires: 1. Quarrelled with one another over who would get the largest piece 2. Looked at Sunny in horror and disgust 3. Did not like the taste of Olaf so they ate Sunny instead
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 28, 2005 10:19:09 GMT -5
1. "WAIT! I know how to settle this! We need to:
1) Hold a contest involving three perilous tasks. 2) have a wrestling match. 3) Teach (Random Unfortunate events charicter) to play Oboe, so he can divide it equally with sound.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Oct 28, 2005 13:08:47 GMT -5
(hehehe) 3) Carmilita! Her normal voice is shrill enough. If it was channeled it could cut through anything! Not realizing what a stupid idea giving Carm a new weapon is they proceed to teach her the oboe. when she attempts to slice Olaf... 1) it works perfectaly except for the fact that it slices Carmilita so they eat her too. 2) same 1 except since carmilita bathes so much she doesn't have the natural seasoning of Olaf so they don't eat her. 3) the oboe blows up killing Carm, destroying Olaf's remains, and sending the Bauds and the Quags to... THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION!!! (pick this one)
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Post by lauren on Oct 28, 2005 20:59:58 GMT -5
What why must Carm die!!!!! oh well 3. Dazzled and Confused from the blast Isadora was first to ask "Where are we?".... 1. Klaus replied "it don't think like we're in Candis anymore, todo" 2. "Welcome to the international space galaxy" replied a funny looking man with no eyes 3. "I don't care where we are because I have broken my spinal cord" cried Duncan who was struggling to move
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 29, 2005 10:22:24 GMT -5
2. "Hi."
"Hi," the alien says. "Now, I'm going to:
1) eat you. 2) Preform some excrucitingly painful tests on you to see what makes you tick. 3) take you to our leader.
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Post by lauren on Oct 29, 2005 20:03:07 GMT -5
2. And before the Baudelaires and Quagmires had enough time to even think to scream and run away the foreign species 1. Squeezed them all into extra large test tubes and then poured some kind of chemical onto them which made them dissolve 2. rolled them in a particular sticky substanced and then caked them in a particular powder which was quite itchy to the skin 3. Picked them up and threw them into a small cell containing only 2 corpses left over from its previous occupants.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 3, 2005 16:39:11 GMT -5
3. (eww, lauren.)
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH CORPSES!!!!!!" screams:
1. Violet 2. Isadora 3. Quigley 4. Darth Vader, whom is the only other LIVING occupant in the cell. (PICK THIS ONE OR I WILL RAIN MISERY UPON YOUR SOUL FOREVERMORE.)
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Post by lauren on Nov 3, 2005 19:00:47 GMT -5
4. (what is ew about corpses? ) "It's the Baudelaire orphans!" screamed Darth Vader who immediately 1. Fainted with shock 2. Withdrew his life saver 3. Started poking Violet
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 3, 2005 20:47:02 GMT -5
2. He raises it over his head, misses everyone, and cuts off the cell door. He takes off his mask and reveals he is really...
1) Jar Jar Binks causing everybody to run away in terror to the ship's control room after violet who has taken swordfighting lessons grabs the light saber. They faintly hear the words "Waitses, mesus wants to be your fwend!" They discover they are in the Death Star II two minutes before its destruction.
2) Jar Jar Binks causing everybody to run away in terror to the ship's control room after violet who has taken swordfighting lessons grabs the light saber. They faintly hear the words "Waitses, mesus wants to be your fwend!" They discoverthat they are in a transport headed to Mars.
3) Jar Jar Binks causing everybody to run away in terror to the ship's control room after violet who has taken swordfighting lessons grabs the light saber. They faintly hear the words "Waitses, mesus wants to be your fwend!" They discover that they are in the USS Enterprise-E.
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