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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 4, 2005 9:24:34 GMT -5
1. "Wait!!!!! I know how to stop it from self-destructing!" yells:
1. Violet 2. Klaus 3. Sunny 4. Count Olaf, and I have NO clue how he got there. 5. Jar Jar Binks (LOL snicker)
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 4, 2005 18:59:24 GMT -5
(Applauding Imprisoned_Orphan for being as zany as me ;D)
!5!(MegaLOL) "Youses justus pushes dees button!" Jar Jar, who has the IQ of a squashed bug, pushes the button that shoots the Laser inward. Jedi Violet & Jedi Quigley whip out their light sabers and attack Jar Jar and the computer but the Death Star blows up anyway. Instead of dying they are blown into
1) Star Wars I 2) Star Wars II 3) Star Wars III 4) Star Wars IV 5) Star Wars V 6) 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 7) A Wrinkle in Time
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Post by lauren on Nov 4, 2005 20:12:54 GMT -5
5. But then they were soon blasted back down to earth (sorry I have never watched any of those movies) "Ow" said Klaus who bumped his head on a rock "Where is Sunny?" 1. To Klaus's horror he had landed on her during the blast and so her small fragile body was now flatten and lifeless 2. "Here I am!" said sunny "something about that blast has given me ultimate intellect powers, I can talk and I now know my 12 times tables!" 3. "You mean where is my wife" cried Olaf in triumphant. "That's right while your back was turned in the blast we got married"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 5, 2005 11:00:58 GMT -5
(accepts neurotic nerd's applause.) 1. (sorry sunny)
Sunny is smooshed. "OMFG Violet what do we do?" Klaus asks.
"I know," Violet says, "We:
1. Have a funeral. 2. Put a bike pump in her mouth and blow her back up. 3. (You think of something.)
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 5, 2005 20:33:22 GMT -5
3.
(Sorry I have Stitchabelle's trademark line in an endless loop in my head.) "Get me a needle, get me some thread!" Violet exclaims. "I'm gonna try to raise the dead!" Klaus says,
1. "A needle and thread?" 2. "There's no way I'm playing Tiffany the lab assistant!" 3. "Ewwwww..." 4. "I don't want a patchwork sister!" 5. "Where would I find that?" 6. Nothing, because he's hypnotised. (Poor Klaus, the ever hypnosis prone.)
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Post by Grace on Nov 6, 2005 11:55:31 GMT -5
6. (Dun dun dun!)
Luckily Violet found one. (Tee hee.) She sewed Sunny up, and...
1) Violet was the only Baudelaire left, as Sunny rose, her eyes robotic. b) She was fine. They decided to fix the "Klaus drooling" problem. 3) (Think of something.)
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Nov 6, 2005 13:30:08 GMT -5
3) Sunny is healthy, but Klaus starts running at them, then decides Olaf would taste better. Olaf is gobbled up and hypno-Klaus is satisfied. As a result he is unhypnotized, and wondering what that yummy taste is. Then Violet takes Jar Jar's lightsaber and invents a high powered engine and flies them to...
1)Random ASOUE setting. 2)Random book setting. 3)Random movie setting 4)Random real world landmark.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 6, 2005 14:45:12 GMT -5
3. They land in... 1. Nightmare before christmas, where Sunny fits in just fine. 2. Edward Scissorhands, where the wives in the suburbs scream and flee from the patchwork baby. 3. Beetlejuice, where Violet and Lydia stare each other in the face, marveled and appalled at how alike they look, comepletely oblivious that Klaus & Sunny (Fill in adjective here.) 4. A documentary of the crandberry harvest. ( ) 5. The brain that wouldn't die!
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Post by lauren on Nov 6, 2005 18:21:42 GMT -5
2. "Why did you take us her?" asked Klaus. Violet replied 1. "I wanted to shake hands with the great inventor Vincent Price" 2. "I wanted to watch Sunny be chased by those suburban wives" 3. "I don't know" and then she began to cry.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 6, 2005 20:25:48 GMT -5
3.
"Oh, don't cry!" Klaus says. "Come on. Let's get Sunny and..."
1. Go out for ice cream. 2. Trim some hedges. 3. Check out one of the other movies Skeleton Key listed.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 7, 2005 17:09:34 GMT -5
3. (Can I choose one?) They land in Corpse Bride.
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny land in Corpse Bride in the midst of the forest, Okay? Suddenly, they:
1. hear screaming. 2. hear crows and glance up, horrified at once more seeing crows. 3. notice that Klaus has a shiny gold wedding band. 4. Notice that a zombie has risen from the grave and was hypnotizing him with her ethereal beauty. (PLEASE pick this one. I just like having poor Klaus be in trouble I dunno why!)
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 7, 2005 18:25:07 GMT -5
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(It's OK. I like putting him in trouble as well.)
Suddenly, I adora and Fiona appear and...
1. Isadora kicks him in the head. Hard. 2. They and the zombie fight over Klaus. 3. Fiona unleashes the medusoid mycelium on Klaus, as her way of slapping him. 4. Violet stabs Fiona in the leg with a poison-tipped umbrella for kissing her brother last week. 5. All of the above.
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Post by lauren on Nov 8, 2005 2:48:46 GMT -5
(yes, i've also noticed your fondness in zombies, skeleton ) 4. "You, you enormous cakeesniffer, you!" said Violet all in a huff "Don't you ever lay your hands on my brother again You hear me!" and with that Violet 1. Withdrew the poison umbrella tip from Fiona's leg 2. Pushed the tip in even more so that it stabbed through right to the other side of her leg 3. Screamed insanely as she picked up Fiona, ran forwards and slung her into a pot full of boiling oil. She then did a sort of sacrifical ritual dance around the pot.
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Post by Grace on Nov 8, 2005 6:47:29 GMT -5
3. (Can you tell Fiona's not my favorite character?)
"Violet! Violet! I need help!" Sunny shrieked, suddenly being able to talk. "Fine," Violet sighed, in the fire in her eyes extinguished itself. "Klaus, come here--OUT, DEMON CHILD, OUT!" She shook him and nothing happened. "C'mon, Klaus, speak to me!" Then...
1) The viewers gasped as there was a V/K moment. b) Sunny gasped as suddenly something was wrong with her. 3) The Bride gasped as she fell over dead--again. d) Phil came over and said, "Hi, Baudelaires!" causing the Bride to go, "I'm melting!"
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 8, 2005 8:34:48 GMT -5
d. as well as everyone else. No one could stand Phil's blatant optimism. Suddenly,
1. Something happened. 2. Nothing happened. 3. Lots of things happened in a fast-motion sequence.
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