Corrupt a Wish game

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but everyone else is much taller than you.

I wish for rappers to stop using diamond earrings.

[Wasabi]

Granted, but then they would start using the earrings as rings and start their own multi-million dollar empire in the jewellery trade.

I wish I could travel to Hawaii.

[MrLachrymose]

Granted but when you get to Hawaii you notice that it became infested with roaches.
I wish I was as smart as Klaus Baudelaire.

[Wasabi]

Granted, but then you have a degenerative gene in you from Paris Hilton and having "Paris Hilton" moments, which means you get upset about everything and want everyone to sympathise for you, even though the world doesn't care about you anymore.

I wish I was a billionaire, so freakin' bad.

[Leanora Crowe]

Granted, but you must put your worst enemy in charge of your checking account.

I wish I had a Yorkie.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted, but then it got hit by a car and died.

I wish this game was less depressing.

[Wasabi]

Granted, but then a nice witch comes along and makes everyone make post happy thoughts.

I wish I could have some cheese crackers.

[MrLachrymose]

Granted but to your dismay, mice come and eat them all.
I wish I was Klaus Badelaire without those paris hilton gene in me.

[montgomerymontgomy]

Granted, but you then have to go through the life of the Baudelaire orphans.

I wish that I knew where my colleague, Lemony Snicket, currently was.

[Wasabi]

Granted, but then you discover he has gone to a completely different dimension, so you have no chance of trying to save him.

I wish upon a shooting star.

[MrLachrymose]

Uhhh...granted but it uhhh....blows up. ;D
I wish there were better cartoons these days.

[Wasabi]

Granted, but then everyone is forced to watch children's shows for the rest of their lives, like the Wiggles, Barney, Sesame Street and Blue's Clues forever and ever and ever...

I wish Glee had been on TV tonight. (Still more earthquake news! It has been driving me crazy!).

[Deleted]

Granted, but your TV breaks down five minutes into the episode, and remains broken down for the rest of the month.

I wish I could sleep all day everyday.

[Songbird]

Granted but you have lost the ability to wake up without a defibrillator

I wish I could find all the answers to my physics homework faster

[montgomerymontgomy]

Granted. I give you the knowledge of many famous scientists, and you also go ahead on and become famous with lots of money, which makes you a terrible person, and you end up driving drunk a lot and taking illegal drugs and you are suddenly caught in the act. You are sent to jail, you stick your hand through the bars and steal the guard's gun, and you commit suicide.

I wish I had more pet Triops and could raise a farm of them. I would like to name them all Albert/Alberta.
If you don't know what Triops are, search them on google.