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Post by Wasabi on Jan 17, 2011 3:02:17 GMT -5
Granted, but then a witch casts a spell on you, which makes you lie to everyone. No-one believes what you say anymore, and you decide to end your life and the punishment.
I wish that I could have McDonald's right now.
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Post by GV$iill on Feb 2, 2011 22:45:25 GMT -5
Granted, but when you go there, you get kidnapped, and die [by getting tortured]
I wish I had a genie.
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Post by Wasabi on Feb 3, 2011 6:10:29 GMT -5
Granted, but then the genie fails to follow your commands and gets really confused, granting them to someone else instead.
I wish for a Porsche.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Feb 4, 2011 12:07:31 GMT -5
Granted, but it lacks an engine.
I wish for a hot body.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 15:22:26 GMT -5
Granted, but only 90-year-old grandmothers can actually see your hot body. Everyone else is oblivious to it.
I wish for justice!
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Feb 4, 2011 16:59:53 GMT -5
Denied. There IS NO JUSTICE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
I wish to be an evil overlord.
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Post by MrLachrymose on Feb 5, 2011 0:15:08 GMT -5
Granted but I become an even more powerful overlord and I make justice right.
I wish I could stop world wars.
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Post by Wasabi on Feb 5, 2011 7:40:36 GMT -5
Granted, but then the soldiers would come to your country and blow it up instead.
I wish for cheap motel accommodation.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Feb 5, 2011 15:38:16 GMT -5
Granted but the motel is so cheap it doesn't have a ceiling and it rains all night.
I wish high heel shoes were cheaper
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Post by Wasabi on Feb 5, 2011 22:13:38 GMT -5
Granted, but then you realise that the heels all fall off a few moments after you have bought the shoes and that there's no money back guarantee. The heels then attack your ankles, breaking them and causing them to bleed profusely. And seeing as you don't have enough money to pay for a doctor to fix them, you die suddenly on the cold, hard floor; your last gasp of breath filling the empty room. This was kinda dramatic, aye?
I wish to go to Disneyland.
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Feb 12, 2011 18:07:37 GMT -5
Granted, but it's off season and all the rides are closed.
I wish the rain would stop for the next five hours.
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Post by Wasabi on Feb 12, 2011 20:49:28 GMT -5
Granted, but then the rain would turn into millions of tiny shards of glass that pierce through the window and leave you lying on the floor, you last gasp echoing through the empty room.
I wish I could fly and touch the sky!
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Post by Tiago James Squalor on Feb 13, 2011 2:18:12 GMT -5
Granted, but then the sky would fall and crush you to death.
I wish guys weren't so lame.
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Post by Wasabi on Feb 13, 2011 5:16:21 GMT -5
Granted, but then you find out that all of the men have been killed by machines, and that there are only ladies left on the planet, which means you have to change your sexuality.
I wish I was a mermaid.
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Post by Isadora on Feb 13, 2011 14:56:28 GMT -5
Granted, but you'll be blind for the rest of your life.
I wish I were taller.
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