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Post by Seymour Glass on Jul 16, 2012 18:19:13 GMT -5
People often refrain from posting here when Emma isn't here.
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Post by Invisible on Jul 30, 2012 18:35:59 GMT -5
Based on a little scene from Amadeus, which I spotted whilst making a new video *Esme is about to show Jerome her new outfit* Esme: Well...? How do you like it? *Jerome laughs* Esme: It's Turkish! My hairdresser says that everything this year's going to be Turkish.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Aug 6, 2012 15:21:41 GMT -5
*The theatre troupe is driving up to Mount Fraught.* Hugo: I'm bored, Olaf. Do you have anything for me to read? Olaf: *reaches over to the glove box* Here's an old magazine. *hands it to Hugo* Hugo: Playboy? Do you have anything else besides that? Olaf: That's the only reading material I keep in my car. Hugo: *under breath* Pig. You would pay to see my girlfriend in those kinds of things, when you have a girlfriend of your own. *normal voice* Um Fernald, you want to read this? It's an old issue of Playboy. Fernald: Sure. ******* *At Hotel Denouement* Olaf: Esme's wearing a lettuce leaf bikini like Pamela Anderson. But, Esme doesn't have the rack, being only a 34B. Hugo's girlfriend would look hotter in a lettuce leaf bikini, because she has the nice rack, hips, and ass and a skinny waist to go with it. I wonder how Hugo scored that hot piece of ass. *Hugo butts in* Hugo: Stop talking about Michelle that way, Olaf. You're a potato ing pig. ******* *Casual Friday at Michelle's old job* Sandra: Michelle, the Oberlin hoodie, leggings, and Toms are inappropriate. Leggings aren't even pants. Michelle: You're not HR. And my hoodie is covering my butt, so I'm not wearing leggings as pants. At least I didn't show up in a magikarpty club dress like Hazel did. *Sandra walks up to Hazel* Sandra: Hazel, your dress is too inappropriate. It's too short and you're showing too much cleavage. Hazel: It's Casual Friday, Sandra. Let loose. *Sandra walks up to Hugo.* Sandra: A three wolves howling at the moon t-shirt, skinny jeans, and sandals with socks is not appropriate attire for casual Friday. Hugo: You're not Human Resources, so stop policing our attire. At least I'm not wearing a Borat-style swimsuit like Gavin is doing. *Sandra walks up to Gavin.* Sandra: This is work, Gavin. Not the beach. Gavin: As Hazel said, it's Casual Friday. Let loose. Sandra: Your swimsuit is gross! ******* Samantha: I have students that are my age or older. Some try to date me, even though I'm happily married. It's just gross to date your professor.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Aug 6, 2012 18:59:48 GMT -5
So Michelle started dating Hugo after The Carnivorous Carnival and before The Penultimate Peril?
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Aug 6, 2012 19:54:44 GMT -5
No, several months before CC. During CC, Michelle was finishing up her senior year of college. And PP is just before her college graduation. Hugo and Michelle started dating the summer before Michelle started her senior year of college.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Aug 6, 2012 21:47:21 GMT -5
How did they meet?
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Aug 6, 2012 22:21:02 GMT -5
Michelle was back in San Francisco for the summer and Hugo was living there with his cousin. They met at a dive bar gig that Michelle had and they went on their first date soon afterwards.
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Post by Invisible on Aug 7, 2012 11:41:23 GMT -5
Inspired by an event that I witnessed at the shops.
*Jo, Dakota and Cody are at the supermarket. They are waiting in the queue to pay for their items*
*Cody spots several copies of Fifty Shades of Grey on a stand. She picks one up and flicks through it*
Cody: What's this?
Jo: Nothing, honey. Now put it back.
Cody: No, I want to read it!
Jo: No, you don't. *insistent* Now put it back! It's not suitable for you.
Cody: Why?
Jo: It's for adults.
Cody: Why is it for adults?
Jo: They...do adult things.
Cody: Like what?
Jo: *blush* Uhh...They...just do adult things. Badly written adult things.
There was a documentary about that book on TV the other day. Coincidentally Billy Connolly's wife appeared in it. How random. OK, it wasn't completely random given her profession, but still.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Aug 12, 2012 21:48:27 GMT -5
Michelle: I got written up by my band director in 12th grade. I felt like I smelled like ass, so forgetting that my director was pregnant at the time, I sprayed some body spray on. She was like, "Michelle, your body spray is giving me a freaking headache." Now I understand why. Hugo switched to an unscented aftershave because his old aftershave was giving me headaches. His old aftershave didn't give me a headache before I got pregnant, but since I'm pregnant, Hugo's aftershave started giving me headaches. ******* Hugo: I can't wait to be a daddy. We are finding out if we're having a boy or a girl on August 22nd. I want a girl, so I can spoil and protect her, but if we have a boy, I'll still be happy. Shelly just has the cutest bump, which is getting bigger and rounder each week. ******* Lissy: I've never had meat in my life. I was made fun of because of my vegetarian diet in elementary and middle school. In 6th grade, there was this group of kids who threw hot dogs, bologna, turkey, roast beef at me. I ate my vegetarian bagged lunch in the bathroom for the rest of middle school. ******* Maureen: I moved to Illinois for a teaching job. I have been unable to find a teaching job in Michigan, since many schools cut choir. I'm so excited to teach high school choir. But there's a dilemma: I'm due at the end of November and the holiday concert is at the beginning of December. Luckily, the choir teacher who taught before me is coming out of retirement while I'm on maternity leave.
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Aug 29, 2012 10:34:31 GMT -5
(Dewey is in a CD shop with Kit. I took-well, probably Violet Marie's?- idea that the Denouements are Korean-descended.) Dewey: Kit, look here! Kit: What? Dewey: It's Super Junior! That popular Korean boy band!!!! Kit: So what?! *Dewey points to the picture of the album case, showing one of the most handsomest members!* Dewey: Do I look like him? I have Korean blood also! Kit: Oh, seriously. You are NOT handsome like that! You're just UNFATHOMABLY not so ugly....... *Dewey starts dancing to the song being played in the CD store, which is Mr.Simple, one of the Super Junior's songs...* Kit: Oh, how embarassing...
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Aug 29, 2012 20:54:20 GMT -5
(Sorry that my German is not that good. I understand way more German than I speak. :-P) Michelle: I've been to Germany a few times. The last time I was there, I had a long-ass layover in Frankfurt on my way to Venice, Italy. Gott sei Dank bin gut Deutsch sprechen. Mein Mann spricht gut Deutsch, auch. I took German in high school and university. It was way more easier to learn than French, Italian, and Turkish. ******* Samantha: I got my belly button pierced for my 18th birthday and have had it ever since. And I just got my nose pierced. My parents didn't freak out when I posted a picture of me with my nose stud on Facebook. There are college professors with nose piercings and I'm one of them. Nose piercings aren't as stigmatized as lip or eyebrow piercings. Hell, my friend Maureen has her nose pierced and she is a high school choir teacher. ******* Patrick: When Maureen gives birth to our daughter Kelly in November, I'm giving her these diamond earrings *shows a pair of Tiffany diamond solitaire earrings* They are platinum and .34 total carat weight. They costed me a pretty penny, but my wife deserves it. ******* Michelle: My hair is thicker, curlier, and shinier now that I'm pregnant. It's the combination of pregnancy hormones and the prenatal vitamins I'm taking. Hugo thinks I look more beautiful pregnant.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Aug 29, 2012 22:23:20 GMT -5
Maureen is the Greek one and Patrick is the Japanese one, right?
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Aug 30, 2012 2:33:22 GMT -5
(Sorry that my German is not that good. I understand way more German than I speak. :-P) Michelle: I've been to Germany a few times. The last time I was there, I had a long-ass layover in Frankfurt on my way to Venice, Italy. Gott sei Dank bin gut Deutsch sprechen. Mein Mann spricht gut Deutsch, auch. I took German in high school and university. It was way more easier to learn than French, Italian, and Turkish. I like your German, it's cute But I'm still confused about all the characters you added.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Aug 30, 2012 13:40:12 GMT -5
Yes, Freebird. Kit's tits kick ticks Michelle is Dewey, Ernest, and Frank's younger half sister, who's married to Hugo the Hunchback. Samantha and Maureen are two of Michelle's former roommates from university. And Patrick is Maureen's husband. Michelle, Samantha, Maureen, and Patrick are OC's of mine.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Aug 30, 2012 14:56:51 GMT -5
Is Samantha one of Olaf's kids or am I thinking of someone else?
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