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Post by Michelle Denouement on Aug 30, 2012 15:02:57 GMT -5
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Post by Seymour Glass on Aug 31, 2012 13:58:04 GMT -5
Is Samantha the one with the English mother?
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Aug 31, 2012 22:48:01 GMT -5
Yeah. Samantha's mom is also 1/4 Portuguese.
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Post by Invisible on Sept 6, 2012 14:16:54 GMT -5
A little something that was inspired by my day at the zoo...
*The Montgomery family are on holiday to England and they are visiting London Zoo.*
Monty: All right, guys, what you want to see first?
Jo: *rubbing suntan lotion on the twins' faces* I would love to see the gorillas.
Dakota: Ice cream!
Cody: The reptile house!
Jo: Ah, honey, why on Earth do you want to see the reptiles? We've got all of them at home!
Dakota: Yeah, and ours are a million times better!
Cody: You can't go to a zoo without seeing the reptile house!
Monty: Spoken like a true herpetologist. Let's go!
Dakota: We've come all this way just to look at the animals we have at home. Mom, I want to see the gorillas with you.
Monty: No, no, Dakota. This is a family holiday. We promised to do things together.
Jo: It'll only be a couple of hours, Monty. Why don't I take him to see the gorillas while you and Cody see the reptiles?
Dakota: Then can we have ice cream?
Cody: You know what we have at home? ICE CREAM!
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Sept 8, 2012 7:48:07 GMT -5
Lol that's cute but I'm very confused.
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Post by Invisible on Sept 8, 2012 9:41:46 GMT -5
What are you confused about?
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Sept 8, 2012 15:09:42 GMT -5
Cody: You know what we have at home? ICE CREAM! That's awesome!
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Post by Invisible on Sept 8, 2012 15:50:27 GMT -5
^^Cody is the queen of comebacks ;D
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Post by Seymour Glass on Sept 8, 2012 16:45:50 GMT -5
*In Beth's ficverse* *Monty, Josephine, Dakota, and Cody are at the airport so Dakota can greet the girl he has a crush on* Dakota: *To Cody* There she is. *goes up to the girl* Dakota's crush: Hi! Dakota: Hello! Monty: *to Josephine* Aw, he should've kissed her! Inspired by this video clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEQPXDGRaEk
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Post by Invisible on Sept 8, 2012 17:11:33 GMT -5
Aww, Love Actually! *squishes Martine McCutcheon*
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Sept 15, 2012 16:10:31 GMT -5
*27 weeks pregnant Michelle is vlogging about her glucose screening test.* Michelle: I had to drink this nasty as potato glucose drink on an empty stomach. Then an hour later, I had blood drawn. That drink almost made me puke because it was so sugary. Jordan was also kicking like bat-salsa crazy because of the sugar. I had the test done on Monday and today's Thursday. They called me this morning and my results are normal. So, I don't have gestational diabetes and I don't have to do the three hour test. ******* Hugo: Yes, my wife and I may be younger parents (we're both under 30), but we have plenty of support. I am very excited to become a dad in January, as Michelle is excited to be a mom. We're both married, have college degrees, are successfully self-employed, and own a house. ******* Hugo: Sometimes husbands/boyfriends have a feeling that their wives/girlfriends are pregnant before they find out. With Michelle, I had a feeling that she was pregnant before she found out. She had all of the PMS symptoms she usually has, but she didn't get her period on time. And her's are like clockwork. ******* *Michelle is singing a cover of "Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron & Wine.* User1: Beautiful. How long have you been listening to Iron & Wine? Michelle: user1 Since I was 16, when his first album came out. He is actually one of my influences. User2: Woah. You look like you're going to pop anytime soon. How far along are you? Michelle: @user2 37 weeks. Three weeks until Jordan is here. :-) User3: You look even more beautiful pregnant. Not that you were already beautiful before you were pregnant. Hugo: @user3 Yes, that's my wife. I can't wait to hold our son in my arms. User4: Big preggo boobies! And belly! MILF! User5: @user4 Lol, leave her alone. I know she's hot, but she's heavily pregnant. User6: Hipster scum breeding. I bet the spawn will come out having an addiction to Animal Collective bootlegs. Michelle: @user6 Shut up. Just because my baby will have better tastes in music than you doesn't mean you should say salsa about an innocent baby and the parents who made him. Hugo: @user6, you're such an ass. That is my beautiful wife carrying our beautiful baby boy. User7: Are you playing by ear? You're awesome at playing by ear. Michelle: @user7 Yes, I am playing by ear. Scotty: I remember this song at your wedding, during the processional. This is such a beautiful cover that you did. Michelle: The Amazing...Spider-Man! Thanks, cousin Scotty.
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Post by Invisible on Oct 7, 2012 8:34:37 GMT -5
Dermot O'Leary: So there's only one place left in Nicole's final three. And for Kevin and Charles... Nicole: Charles, it's such a big risk. But I have to take it... Charles: WHAT!!??!! Nicole: You're in my final three! *Charles breaks down sobbing* Charles: ARE YOU LYING!!??!! *He and Nicole hug* Charles: OH, MY GOD! Nicole: Charles: I GOT THROUGH! I GOT THROUGH! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!??!! PROMISE THIS AIN'T A WIND UP! *Charles continues to sob and he goes out to see Dermot.* Charles: I CAN'T TALK AGAIN! THIS IS WORSE THAN BOOTCAMP! OH, DERM! Dermot: No one's pulling your leg. Don't worry! Based on this video. It's creepy close Rylan looks to how I imagine Charles to be. Minus the beard : www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zc4D8b91c8I'm like that when I watch Dumbo and The Wrath of Khan XD
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Post by Invisible on Oct 14, 2012 13:23:02 GMT -5
*Violet is four years old and Klaus is two. They're sitting on a park bench together* Violet: I keep remembering you being about two. Tell my friends that you're two. You're nearly three, you should toughen up a bit. When Mum and Dad say no, you don't do that. When Mum and Dad say no, and you don't spit. You're not old enough. You're only two, you're not old enough for that boy to do a fight. Not old enough. That boy's older than you. He's maybe sssss...Nine or ten. Well, maybe...eight! Toughen up a bit. Think about it, Klaus, think about it. Based on this video lol: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r-b7d48eA8M
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Post by counto on Aug 6, 2020 23:57:24 GMT -5
(The Austere Academy):
Violet, Klaus and the Quagmire triplets are in Mr Remora substituting for history class.
Remora "And so Thomas Mann's is considered as Germany's most influential writers. Now if everyone could turn to page 133...-"
Klaus "Excuse me, Mr Remora? I'm not seeing anything about Germany history between 1939 and 1945. It's just a big gap.
Remora "Everyone was on vacation. Now if you please turn to page 13-..."
Klaus "Wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and-..."
Remora "They were invited! Punch was served in Poland!"
Klaus "You can't just ignore those years! Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism strangle hold on Germany!"
Remora "No, No, No! He left to work at Dairy Queen."
Klaus: "A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous! He-..."
Remora "I WILL HEAR NO MORE INSINUATIONS OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED! (ANGRY GERMAN WORDS, STARTS DOING HITLER SALUTING)
Class is left speechless.
Violet "Uh, what was that about Thomas Mann?"
Remora "Ah yes, if you turn to page 133..."
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Post by counto on Aug 13, 2020 7:12:45 GMT -5
Fernald: "Hey boss, have you ever considered that what your doing is wrong?" Count Olaf: "I don't know Fernald, have YOU ever considered what your doing is WRONG? Fernald: "I do what whatever you tell me to do." Count Olaf: "Exactly."
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